Ben Blog: “Google Doesn’t Know I’m an ASMRtist”… (Patreon)

Hey hey monkeys! Time for another fun little blog about life, the things I’m thinking about, and what’s amusing to me at the moment. These blog blurbs are a $5+ tier reward, and so fun to share now and then!

Sooo, something I thought you all would find funny is the bloody ADS I get from Google based on the things it thinks I’m interested in. When I watch YouTube videos, the ads I get shown are usually something like “are you TIRED of period discomfort?” Or “the best food you can feed your cat comes from XYZ company, order now!” Or even, “is your chronic asthma keeping you from living life to the fullest? Ask your doctor about XYZ medication…”

The things I have to Google in order to make my audios realistic and somewhat well-informed have me pegged as an asthmatic, accident-prone, menstruating cat owner with possibly an anxiety disorder and a love for vampire fiction books!! Haha. Ahhhh yes, the life of an ASMRtist.

The things I’ve had to Google include: fireman jargon, CPR technique, how to alleviate migraines, period cramps, how to stop a nosebleed, how to stop an asthma attack, how to install home security systems, police negotiation tactics, how to set a splint, medical jargon, and soooo much more. I feel like I need an honorary degree in some form of medical rescue! XD

I know we have a few fellow ASMRtists here in our Patreon community … what things have YOU had to Google for work??