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Story time! (Patreon)

Published:
2023-04-30 13:44:00
Imported:
2026-06

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Okay, so I’m in the mood for a laugh. I’m tired and having a lazy day at home and would love to read YOUR most embarrassing stories. Let’s have a contest, hmm? Share your embarrassing story in the comments, and the story with the most LIKES will be crowned the Biggest Loser today. 🤣 Aaaaaand go!

(I might even share my own story later 😅)

Comments

Anonymous

One time in Disney World, I was walking around, minding my own business, drinking a coffee in Frontierland when suddenly I heard a horrible chittering sound and felt pain in my leg. When I looked down, I saw a squirrel latched onto my ankle trying to climb up my leg. I kicked and screamed, trying to get it loose. It finally jumped off and I was left in shock with scratches up and down my leg. My husband laughed and said I had accidentally stepped on the critter's tail. I learned that day there's a doctor's office inside Disney World and they will give you adorable Minnie Mouse stickers if you are a good patient. And the nurses love taking selfies with patients.

hannah

My most embarrassing story is that my sophomore year of college I took a children’s literacy course for my elementary Ed. Program and we had to read charlotte’s web as part of the class and then when we finished we had an OPEN BOOK test on the book and I got my test back after it was graded and was shocked that I hadn’t gotten 100 on it until I looked at the answer I put for the question “who is the author of Charlotte’s Web” which should not have been wrong considering I had the book in front of me while taking the test and the name is on the front cover. Why did I get the answer wrong then? Because I wrote the author of charlotte’s web was STUART LITTLE. THE LITTLE FUCKING ORPHAN MOUSE THAT GETS ADOPTED BY THE HUMAN FAMILY, I WROTE STUART LITTLE WAS THE AUTHOR OF CHARLOTTE’S WEB. The only defense I could have was that the front cover said the author was E.B. White who ALSO wrote Stuart Little…. It’s not a good defense at all and I will absolutely never live this down, especially considering I was in COLLEGE 😅

pandaK

I was at a rock climbing centre and was wear shorts and leggings ( dont ask 2008 was a weird year) So i was removing the gear and I accidentally removed my shorts 🌝 thank god for the leggings 😂😅

Eliza

I work as a veterinary assistant. While at work one day I go to sit on one of those rolling stools. The ones they have signs on that say "for staff use only" because so many people play on them and get hurt. I am talking to a client as I go to sit down and I completely miss the seat. Like a mile away from it. I fall back on my butt and I am in complete shock of how I am suddenly on the ground. The poor client is having an internal break down over rather they should help me or just ignore the embarrassing mistake. My coworker turns around and just busts out laughing. To which I give in and just join in the humor of it all. So yea, I busted my rear at work in more than one way that day. Had the bruises to prove it.🤣

Anonymous

I was playing a boy in a show called “Bye Bye Birdie” and was asked by my costumer to bind my chest/boobs to look more like a male as I am a female. I didn’t see anything wrong with that and did as she asked. I did research and asked a few people online to find out how and did so with duct tape and bandaids. This show was in the summer; I was sweating during a performance and I my duct tape failed during my solo and POP! Harvey Johnson was now female. Everyone in the cast saw and did their best not to laugh. But then my crush at the time, who was the pianist for the show and had a front row seat to my wardrobe malfunction, admitted he had no idea I was a girl till that moment. So to clarify, this boy who I had been flirting with for two months at this point, found out I was female due to a wardrobe malfunction. He thought I was a a gay man that whole time till I grew boobs on stage…

Jodie Marie

I am known for sleep walking… and I once sleep walked right out of our apartment on holiday as I dreamed that I couldnt find my Parents… despite looking at them in their bed asleep! I woke up about five doors down, thankfully realised where I was and ran back to our room, but the doors only open from the inside so had to wake my folks up to let me back in… embarassing part is that it was that hot that I had been sleeping naked under just a sheet and the sheeg hadnt come on my little adventure with me 🙈 a few minutes after I got back in my room we heard all the new arrivals being shown to their rooms so I nearly gave them all a show too 🙃

Eliza
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Okay look I can't be sure. But you probably got this in the bag.🤣 thank you for sharing. This was too funny.

Anonymous

I will preface this with: this happened a little over a week ago and I am second trimester pregnant. I was driving to Bible Study, was making good time, but knew I was about to hit some traffic. Knowing I didn't want to sit in traffic hungry and needing a bathroom, I hit the closest fast food place to use the bathroom and get some food, which happened to be a McDonald's. I go in, use the bathroom, and come out to see that no one was at the register taking orders, despite a line of people. I was like, okay, I'll just use the drive thru. This McDonald's has a double drive thru, and not seeing a car in drive thru 2, I go there. But no one is taking orders there. Three cars who got in the drive thru 1 after I got in #2 have their order taken before me. I'm getting annoyed at this point, so I back up and get in drive thru 1. My order is taken, which was a kids cheeseburger meal and an order of chicken nuggets. I finally get to the window to pay, and at this point, I am now running late, so I'm ready to get out of there. They had me my drink, my kid's meal box, and the bag with the chicken nuggets. I drive off. Well once I hit the traffic I knew was coming, I reach into the kids meal to find nothing but a box of 4 nuggets and a toy. No fries or apple slices. No cheeseburger. Just nuggets. And then I reach in the other bag, and the nuggets that were supposed to be there are there. But no cheeseburger. I am fuming mad at this point. I'm crying, I'm so mad, cuz all I wanted was a cheeseburger. After Bible study, I go home and all out cry to my husband who is being just the best, but as I tell him about my horrible day, we're just laughing as I'm crying because the logical part of my brain is saying it was just the drive to Bible study, not the whole day, and it was just a cheeseburger. But trying to tell the hormones that is like arguing with a child. I'm crying, I'm laughing, he was trying not to laugh too hard, but he found it funny that I'm switching moods and thought process while crying and telling my story. Long story short: check your food before leaving the drive thru and be kind to yourself and others when you or they are pregnant. Being pregnant is mentally hard, y'all. Lol

Anonymous

*sigh* okay here it goes, this isn't my most embarrassing story but still haunts me lol. I was working at a daycare and playing with the kids on the playground. I have the kids chasing me so I climb up the playground to go down the slide to make a quick getaway. As I'm going down I see one of the kids trying to catch me at the bottom. Well I don't wanna kick them so i spread my legs so I don't hurt them..... my jeans ripped SOOOO BAD! Basically had the moon showing during the day with nothing to cover myself with. My work made me wear a shirt that was 5 times too big to cover it instead of letting me grab another pair. When I got home I changed and showed my parents how bad it was. My dad says "Wow, thats a category 3" I laugh and say "Well how high does it go?" He replies, "3" lol. Hope this brings a laugh or two 🤣

Ardent Melody

While learning to ski as an adult, I didn't know how to steer or stop properly, so I accidentally ran into and knocked over a child on the bunny hill. Child was fine, just got pushed over, but my ego never recovered. I uh...I don't ski anymore. 🤣🤣

✨Grayfullbustersbitch✨

Okay so once I was with a childhood friend of mine, we had just gotten done eating and we’re heading to the car. I wasn’t paying attention and accidentally gotten into an empty open car and realized and quickly got out. I felt so embarrassed that I didn’t even pay attention and was laughing so much with my friend about it.