Character Diary Entry: Mr. Devico (The Writer's Assistant) (Patreon)

Mr. Dave Devico's Diary Entry:

"Disadvantages of being a cat:

• I couldn’t hold a pen for more than a minute.

• Having to rely on my assistant for a couple of things, such as finding a book or preparing a wonderful meal.

• Constant fear of accidentally locking myself in a room.

Advantages of being a cat:

• I can shit on my rude neighbor’s yard.

• Being confident in my own skin. I am a cat. I am automatically adorable.

• I can go through tight spaces and discover wonders I haven’t seen before.

• I can bask in the sun for hours everywhere, and to top all that: n.ked! I didn’t know it would be that wonderful.

The list could go on and on. However, my paws are starting to ache from typing too much. It is an absolute delight to be a cat.But, lo and behold! The book signing event that I had forgotten came to haunt me during this wondrous time of my life. It is true that no joy lasts forever."