Help me name this OC! (Patreon)

"Hmm, I wonder how he makes his udon taste so good""I tell you dude, it's the eggs, he somehow makes them taste so good!""Hmm, wonder where he gets them"A while back I wanted to make an OC a long ass beard who has a restaurant and makes the best udon ever because he keeps getting his backdoors absolutely demolished every other night by men whose names he cant recall. After those intense bukkakes, he gets pregnant and lays eggs and then he uses that for cooking and that's why they taste so goodYeeee, i have a thing for old men being sluts, and I need help naming this fella! So feel free to suggest them!-Booki