Early Access Schabooble (9/24) (Patreon)

Hello my friends~ I am a POW on an alien space ship, this is my last phone conversation allowed under their laws, afterwards they interrogate me for enemy secrets, and then I'll be sent to the probing room for an "internal" examination (I hope it's at least somewhat enjoyable)

I'll probably attempt escape later today when the noon shift guard alien takes his usual power-nap, I'll steal his key fob through the bars with this long stick I found outside, after which I'll steal an escape pod and then- oh- oh alright, they're telling me to hang up now, um, 

I hope you guys like the doodles, I've got some interesting plans for next week I hope you're all doing okay and I love y-