Christmas Special! (Patreon)

Ho ho ho-ly smokes, patrons—it’s the naughtiest night before Christmas, and your favorite Patreon queens have raided Santa’s workshop for the skimpiest, sexiest holiday lingerie this side of the North Pole.Picture the ultimate stocking-stuffer lineup: Azula smoldering by the fireplace in crimson lace hotter than her blue flames; Gwen brooding under the mistletoe in black satin that screams “bah humbug… unless you’re unwrapping me”; Ino wrapping herself in ribbons like the prettiest present under the tree; Mandy rocking emerald straps sharp enough to slice fruitcake; Raven floating in dark velvet that makes “demon summoning” look like child’s play; Lola Bunny teasing with carrot-red bows tied in all the right places; Roxanne channeling retro pin-up holiday vibes that could crash any sleigh; and so, so many more of your 2025 crushes decking the halls in barely-there festive finery.They’re lounging, posing, winking, and basically promising that 2026 is going to be one long, delicious unwrapping session.Merry Christmas, you gorgeous degenerates.These ladies just turned the nice list upside down and set it on fire—consider this your exclusive holiday gift that keeps on giving (and teasing) all year long.