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Wiki x Wank 49 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-05-20 15:18:00
Imported:
2026-05

Content

https://docs.google.com/document/d/14SlL_ndQeN7HsI8glqTm_RxPsG_CS4jQsXZM0grXojM

Comments

Eternal Yujin

Man, Koneko's got some shit luck. She keeps pulling horrifying things. Honestly, I thought she'd be possessed by Astaroth if anything, having a Naruto/Kurama sort of dynamic lmao.

Ebiris Fanfiction

That idea never even occured to me, I don't think it's likely to happen except where the character rolled actually has a possession gimmick. It's just a bit too cruel.

Eternal Yujin

True. Blame Supernatural and its demons for giving me that lovely idea.

ytm

...Rias. New friend? Eh, not that big of a deal really. If someone truly malevolent and intent on destroying the world was summoned it would be a bit of a problem but I don't think she'll crash out like that. Jiro just having the capability to summon someone like her would hold her interest, if only for a little while. What's a strong guy you think she could hook up with? Rizevim? Odin? Maybe Azazel would do? I thought about the Satans but I don't think they would be interested.

Helen of Boy

That's some bad timing for a potentially rough pull. Might be time for everyone to leave this place if they want to live, if things go poorly Prior to that, things were going excellently. Rias had some of the best math in history (Yuuka's addition was perfect), Jiro's digression about being the NTR fat guy and who he might face in the finals was hilarious, and the connection between Mittelt and Ravel makes me wonder how things are going to go, there. But seriously, unless Astaroth derails things, I think the peerage plus Team Jiro are going to stomp Riser. With the training boosts, various bits of gear and abilities, and just having more people who can hold their own, it's a huge boon to Rias' team, even without Issei.

ytm

Is it really that bad? Sure she's a powerful psycho, but she's in unfamiliar territory with no allies. No way she's stupid enough to go on a killing spree. Yeah, I read her wiki. While she's not a good person she seems pretty chill. Also, Taimanin art is amazing. The Inferno Demons look sick.

ytm

If only they made the Longinus Shiv... Their victory would have been assured.

Zerak

Based on the description she would be open to joining his group. Also fun part she technically would be considered the ancestor of the house if I am understanding this right. So she can totally kill the shitstain if she takes over the house. Also Ajuka can give her a King Piece, or an equivalent to make her a DxD devil. That would stack with her own demon nature. And just looked up her powers, she is like the Phenex in DxD but more fire focused, and stronger than the destruction aspect.

Zerak

I did a quick search and Astaroth seems to be on the upper end of Ultimate class. With her regeneration she would be a massive boon to any group she joins. A quick read of her wiki shows she was worshiped as the Dark Sun Goddess, which means Jiro would be uniquely suited to destroy her between his Noble Phantasm and the extra Godslayer (EX) he got. So he can fulfil the desires of a man who can defeat her very easily, like trivially. He can pop his Reality Marble, and given her understanding of fire and her experience in general she would immediately understand she is cooked. And Jiro should be able to sense his ability reacting to her, so it would make sense to deploy it, safer than to let her do what she wants with his friends around, as the power doesn’t go full tilt against them.

ytm

Is this what they call... Fighting fire with fire?!

mukash 18

Strongest NTR Bastard in History (Riser) vs Strongest NTR Bastard of Today (Jiro) ahh fight. Also, unlucky but also lucky. At least we didn't summon Edwin Black. And she's also hot waifu. The only downside is that she can kill Jiro, but surely his Hentai Bastard powers would work on her, cuz Taimanin waifus job quite a lot against them.

yabo

Is there a criteria for a rolled character being summoned over their kit being integrated to someone else? Or are you just vibes based deciding when to summon or not?

Ebiris Fanfiction

It's purely vibes based on my familiarity with the character and how well I feel like they can slot into the story. The deciding factor for Astaroth was the stuff about her unbearably cheesy romance diary, with that kind of gap moe I had to bring her in.

yabo

lol yeah, as soon as I read that part on her wiki I was seeing the vision

Einar Strandberg

A random massive fight in the middle of hell before the rating game is hilarious. It's also really funny that Riser's family didn't warn him that this guy killed an old satan ultimate class, but I suppose they didn't know it was Jiro before the meeting