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2023 Week 31 Poll: J Finally Got into His New Apartment Poll!!! (Patreon)

Published:
2023-07-17 16:20:31
Imported:
2026-06

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Yes, that's a terrible poll name,   No, I don't really care.   LoL

We're both back from vacation, and J is moving the last of his stuff into his new place today, so he'll be starting getting caught up tomorrow.   The Rock, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Tucker and Dale will all be here this week, just maybe a day or so getting started.   Now that J is home full time to create content, he'll start to get caught up on the patreon picks as well this week.    This is a poll of stuff J has been interested in watching, so let's get the votes in and see what's gonna help kick start August's releases on the channel.    

What's it gonna be, heathens?  Poll will run til nest Monday. 

Comments

Lifehouse

Jumanji!! Hell yeah, Robin all the way.

AdrianF

Last Action Hero is so bad, but anyway. Arrival would be great (honestly this is one of my picks from the last decade), or Jumanji OG 'cos I haven't seen it in 20? years! I own them all apart from Road House so don't care. Can't wait to see your new place!

Beornigan

Arrival is fantastic. Hope J gets to see that with us one day!

g g gooding

While all these are fine films, I think Last Action Hero might take the STFU trophy. Like not just from this poll, but a contender for all time. 🤫🍩🍌☝️🏆

AdrianF
>>113114116

Genuinely, I'd break my TV watching it. I hate it. I HATE it so so much. Can't believe KFP has no love at all. Well....

Big Frank

Is J for real going full time youtuber?

g g gooding
>>113114116

I understand that response. It's a love or hate flick, and certainly not a piece of artfully crafted cinema. I find it silly and charming and fun. I'm only saying J *will* STFU a lot, even if he hates it too - which he might? It would be entertaining to watch him watch it whichever way it cuts. (He'd definitely enjoy KFP, I definitely agree.) ✌️

Nonimal

Man, put any Denis movie on the channel and it's gonna have some solid STFU's and blow J's mind. Arrival anytime!!

Beardo2517

We need Road House to win to show him that Swayze can fight

Extraordinarily Ordinary Media
>>113114116

Last Action Hero is a top 5 Arnold movie for me. I've never understood the hate for it, but greatness is often misunderstood. LoL No chance J hates it. I know J. He'll love every second of it, especially now that he's seen enough of Ah-nold to get context.

CT

Roadhouse. So bad it's good. My grandmother was in love with Patrick Swayze and I remember watching this movie for the first time with her, maybe when I was 10. It was not fun seeing Patrick's bare ass on the screen with my 70 year old grandma sitting next to me. Memories.

Miss Gigglebox

I was hoping the new Jumanji instead of the original one. It's far more funny.

g g gooding
>>113114116

I *think* the hate comes from the notion that the movie is making fun of the audience, which it is somewhat. Being a Brechtian joke...it removes your immersion (the comfort of distraction) while insulting what you love, and all at merely a dad-joke level. (And Danny does kinda suck, tbf). Thats a lot of eye-rolling triggers, and the movie (wonderfully) JUST pushes all that over a cliff, exploding. Literally, as you know Blank. I like laughing at myself and dad-jokes. I like magicians because child-like wonder 👍 and/or appreciating the skill necessary for a silly fake out 👍. Bet haters of this movie hate magicians too. They're not wrong to like or hate whatever...but I bet a nickel JL digs magicians. 🤗

g g gooding
>>113114116

I had more to endlessly spout about LAH, but I don't wanna spoil anything and I know there's at least a 7% chance that JL will read my comments. Love ya, JL!

bunnygirl71

For the love of '80s mullets and so-bad-it's-good film-making, please let it be Road House.

frost1977

I am really hoping for J to get into the Jumanji series and you really need to start with the Robin Williams film, you appreciated somethings in the rock films more i think if you see the original first.

frost1977

last action hero is one of those guilty pleasure types of movies, where it is widely accepted by critics and viewers to be bad, but even bad movies have people who enjoy them, We all have at least one. though LAH is near the bottom of my arnie films. I have enjoyed watch other reactions to it where i don't have to watch the whole thing. Jumanji and Kung fu panda are my picks.

Kim

Arrival’s gonna blow his mind. I’m hoping so hard for that one (RIP, Johann Johansson). But I haven’t picked a poll winner yet so my track record is TRASH. WELCOME HOME, J! ❤️

Hot Indie Media

Wow! This is the toughest poll yet! I threw my vote in support of Jumanji since J is a Robin Williams fan.

Alex

Oh good God, last action hero is the worst Arnold film out there

Corey

You already know I had to throw down for Robin Williams. Besides last action hero stole an hour plus of my life but a few 😂 never hurt me.

ChickensAreRacist

Man I so wish Arrival was winning. If I had one wish!!! It would be for a buncha money. But if I had a few, one would be for Arrival to win.

Big Frank

Can't believe roadhouse is not winning this one, I've had terrible luck with the pools lately!!! Blank be a sport and give roadhouse another chance in a future poll!!!

Yum

aha I like seeing 'Jumanji' do well, I voted for 'Arrival', but it's so nostalgic! You'll definitely need to watch 'Arrival' in the future tho, its great!

Derpentine

fiorst time i saw arrival was ehh second time yeah its nice but last action hero is one of my favs, but i bet hell enjoy junmanji alot thus i vote it EDIT: damnit i dont know what to vote

Echo

I voted for Last Action Hero but figured Jumanji would win. LAH was such an underrated movie. I think it was ahead of it's time and people didn't get it yet- but I think it would do really well (much better than its original release) if it were released now.

Echo
>>113114116

I think LAH would do *really* well if released today. That campy/silly subvert-the-reality layers stuff hits different now. *I* really liked it. :::shrug:::

g g gooding
>>113203974

The vitriolic hate for it kinda confuses me. I understand not being into it, but jimminy Christmas. Sure it's pissing on Lethal Weapon (has same writer) and Die Hard (has same director) and Arnold Schwarzenegger films (no connection I'm aware of ) but its soooo damned fun!!! And what movie lover doesn't dream of...well, this? Plus the cliche, but *disturbing* 3rd act turn ("Take his shoes??...") when the bad guy learns and gets the upper hand! He sums up what a badass bad guy he truly is: "If God were a villain..."

Echo Moon
>>113203974

I like Last Action Hero as well. I think it's a great fun movie that is self aware.

Tony.

Love Jumanji I grew up watching that movie.

Chris Hyde

Hm....not too excited about any of the movies in this poll. Sorry

Chris Baldwin
>>113203974

I think the reason no one wants to see "Last Action Hero" is that it's a satire. Defined as: "Satire is the art of making someone or something look ridiculous, raising laughter in order to embarrass, humble, or discredit its targets.". Sadly, people today are afraid or offended so easily that no one wants to admit something is funny. The whole film is making fun of ones self, namely Arnold and all his other film's. So what, let him if it's entertaining. That's how bad times are. You can't even make fun of yourself. But, lets all watch a cartoon and be "safe". Just my thought's on the poll. Sorry if anyone is offended by them.