JORTS song (Patreon)

It's a new song!  I realised I haven't made one in ages.  Creative pressure built up in my oesophagus and I needed to start another collab written song.

I've been getting back into playing guitar over the past few months and I want to start doing more with that.  This song has some cool jazz chords in the verse.

The build up parts where the drums kick in isn't quite as effective as I imagined due partly to my choice of guitar patches, shoddy singing ability and probably mastering too.  But I really like it!  It would be tough to animate it because it's about someone with massive legs who's wearing jorts.

Lyrics:

These legs of mine can not be contained by jorts  

I do a bawdy squat, the fabric violently contorts

These unstoppable gams, peerless among their kind

Avert your mortal gaze, my haunches might just blow your mind         

My thighs are waxed and quite toned

Concealing these legs is a skill I have not honed

In rugged ecstasy, my quads bust through the denim

This garb of chastity, deflates my sexual venom

Don't be afraid, these glistening glutes won't bite

But no legwear exists that will hold them in tonight

My only solace in this hell

My legs emit a most erotic smell....

Have you seen these hams?

Have you seen these hams?   

Have you seen these hams?   

Have you seen these hams?      

Contributors: Levi Neff, Rhys Williams, Drifting Jelly, moovlice, Mark Russell, bigtasty67, Justin Bellini, Timothy Howard