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Series: RWBY

Characters: Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang

Contains: Weight gain

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“Woah!” Ruby exclaimed as she looked at Beacon Academy. She had kept her eyes glued on it from the airship, but standing on the grounds was entirely different. She gazed past the landing area, over the Huntsman statue in its central foyer, and up at the buildings, which were minuscule in comparison to Beacon’s main tower. “I finally made it…I finally made it!” She began to cheer and bounce around excitedly.

Ruby had worked her butt off to gain acceptance to Beacon, and while she had gotten herself into a little trouble here and there…and almost everywhere…she had finally gained admittance!

That was especially surprising as Ruby was perhaps the pudgiest new student. Perhaps the chunkiest in the entire academy’s history.

Ample was the polite way to put it. Bordering obesity was the accurate way. Ruby had been incredibly spoiled when it came to snacks and home cooking. Thus, her body was chunkier than most.

Ruby’s belly was full and mostly rounded. It rolled over her waistline and hung to her upper thigh. In its entirety, it was nearly the size of a beach ball, though the shape was more like a tiny beanbag chair. It didn’t protrude too far nor droop too low, but it extended enough to block the view of her feet if they were neatly side-by-side. It hardly seemed to strain the strings of her corset either. The curves of her stomach swooped down from her sides and out from beneath her chest. A slight crease had formed in the middle near her belly button, but it was not yet a defined roll.

Her chest was full, but not overly so. Pleasantly round, but rather proportional compared to her doughy midsection. The same could be said for her arms. They stuffed the confines of her sleeves, but not to near bursting.

Ruby was a bit wider at her hips. In a standard chair, her rump would roll to the edges of the seat and droop slightly over. That was simply how luscious and thick the young woman had become. Plush was practically synonymous with her name. From the roundness of her thighs, across the stretch of her butt cheeks, even down past her knees to her cankles.

Despite Ruby’s chunkiness, she continued to bounce around. Her joy distracted her, and she slammed her weight into someone’s back.

“GKK!” The lithe woman with white hair let out a rather unflattering grunt as she was thrown into another woman.

Ruby froze, and her cheeks turned pink. “Gah! I’m sorry, I’m sorry!” She waved her arms erratically, which caused her entire midsection to wobble chaotically.

The white-haired woman, whom the second black-haired woman had caught, spun around to glare daggers at Ruby. Blue eyes met silver, and a powerful ZING struck them. It was like a sudden jolt rushing between the pair’s hearts that left both stunned.

Ruby, flustered, tried to look away. That carried her line of sight to the other woman’s amber eyes.

ZING!

‘Again?!’ Ruby thought as she grew even more flustered. ‘C-could it be? Was that dream of a big blue genie not actually a dream?!’

——

Fluttering, erratic fluttering of tiny wings. That was the sound that stirred Ruby Rose from her sleep.

“Snnnrrrkkk huh? Wha? Whozzzere snnnnnrrrrrr.” Ruby’s head barely lifted from her pillow, her snoring was interrupted with slurred words, and her eyes barely crept open.

A small blue bird…with a hat had landed on her covers. “Ruby Rose, fret not over your abysmal, nonexistent love life.” The mysterious blue avian spoke. “For when you enter Beacon Academy, you will find yourself entangled with 100 soulmates! Your dreams of a harem that dotes on you extensively will no longer be an embarrassing illusion. It’ll be an embarrassing REALITY!”

——

“I thought that was because I ate all those cookies before bed,” Ruby murmured after her brief flashback.

“EHEM!”

Ruby flinched as she heard someone clear their throat. “I-I’m sorry!” She yelped.

“I am Weiss Schnee,” the girl with white hair said, extending her hand. “I suppose I should introduce myself.” Her cheeks were flushed, but she seemed to be scowling.

“Uh…Ruby Rose.” Ruby slowly and awkwardly extended her hand for the other girl to grab.

“Blake Belladonna.” She spoke and squeezed Ruby’s hand. Her expression remained mostly calm, almost stoic if not for the faint upward curve to her lips. Ruby didn’t have time to decipher the smile before Blake came closer. She started to brush her hands across Ruby’s clothes, clearing some crumbs from her inflight snacks.

Ruby was even more embarrassed. “Eheh, nice to meet you two!” She squeaked out as she felt Blake’s hands brush over her belly. Each pass of the taller girl’s lithe fingers traced faint, temporary lines across Ruby’s chub.

Weiss watched with her jaw hanging open. “H-how dare you interrupt us! Don’t you know how rude it is to…to-“

DING DONG

The group turned toward the academy. A bell had just rung, meaning orientation was about to start. The trio had hardly made it away from the landing platforms. It could take quite a hustle to reach the main hall in time.

“Ehem,” Weiss composed herself. “Allow me to escort you to the main hall. You seem the type to be easily turned around and-“

“Let’s go together.” Blake cut Weiss off again. She was about to take Ruby’s hand before the rotund girl snapped to reality.

“Gah! I can’t be late before the first day! See you two later!” Ruby activated her semblance and rushed off without another world. Weiss and Blake only saw the chunky girl grow smaller as she zipped toward the main building.

Blake and Weiss looked at each other.

“I honestly didn’t expect that,” Blake murmured.

“I-indeed…” Weiss rubbed her brow. ‘But the view…’

‘The view…’

Both couldn’t help but think about the wobble of their new crush’s rump as she sped away…

——

Ruby dragged her feet, swaying to and fro. “Ugh, that meeting went on foreveeeeer! I thought I was gonna starve to death.” She groaned and thought back to the long orientation. So much talking, so much standing, and NO REFRESHMENTS!

“Dining hall better make up for that, or I’m gonna…Well, I don’t know what I’m gonna do. Starve probably.” Ruby said, despite her jiggling belly.

Ruby stepped into the dining hall. It was what she expected, a large room, long tables, and plenty of space. ‘Lotta walking just for food.’ She thought as she began to walk across the dining hall. Pretty much every face was still unfamiliar to her, but that was expected. She wanted to try to find Weiss and Blake, but the smell of food distracted her.

The intense aroma of various meats, rich hints of butter, sharp notes of seasonings, and a light sweetness from potential desserts. Ruby’s stomach growled louder as she subconsciously waddled faster. Each step made her more confident that the dining hall WAS worth it! She poked her head through the doorway and saw something equivalent to Shangri-La.

Rows upon rows of heating trays, each stuffed to overflowing with food. There were pots filled to their brims with soup, too. Further back, there were rows dedicated solely to desserts. Ruby continued to gawk at the display before a presence appeared over her shoulder.

“Gah!” Ruby squeaked when she saw Weiss standing behind her.

“Are you going to do that every time we see each other?” Weiss asked, trying to shape her face into annoyance. It didn’t stick, though. She started to blush and had to look away. ‘How is she so cute?’

“Eheh oh well uh maybe.” Ruby was equally bashful. She rubbed the back of her head nervously, unintentionally wobbling her chunky arm in the process.

Weiss stared at that wobbling arm fat like a hawk. “Also, you stare at food as if you’ve never seen it. Clearly, that’s not the case.” She jabbed a finger at Ruby’s soft belly. The dainty digit sank effortlessly into the chub, enswathing it in warmth and softness.

“Yeah, I really love food.” Ruby continued to giggle before another presence arrived over her shoulder.

“GAK!”

“Hffhfn!” Even Weiss let out a startled noise.

“You two are taking up the doorway.” Blake placed a hand on both girls and gently pushed them through the doorway. One hand was graced with Ruby’s ample back fat. The other barely had anything to grab onto. ‘I prefer the soft one.’

‘Gah, this is so much physical contact. Have I always been so touch-starved?’ Ruby thought as she recalled how each girl’s hand felt on her body. ‘I’m too flustered. Food, I need to get food.’ She nervously shuffled forward and grabbed a tray. “Um, how about we all have lunch together?” She blurted out before turning to hide her blush.

“That sounds lovely.” Weiss started before she almost bit her tongue. “I mean, I suppose. You seem…somewhat…mildly interesting. I would do well to become your acquaintance.”

“Sure, want me to help you carry some trays?” Blake asked, grabbing two trays. She started filling them with whatever Ruby grabbed, yet her portions seemed almost twice the size. She also seemed to stay incredibly close to Ruby, nearly rubbing shoulders with her.

‘This one, uh, Blake? She makes me nervous. So close yet somehow distant. So assertive but also pretty. It’s like a giant cat!’ Ruby thought and continued to fill her tray. “Don’t forget to get your food, too. You’d need the energy if you plan to help me carry stuff.”

“Do you usually eat a lot?” Blake asked, again getting closer.

“Ahaha yeah…a lot. Between a lot and a ton… sorry… that was dumb. I say dumb stuff.” Ruby wanted to shrink into a hole and bury herself.

Except she heard a sound. Soft, light. Almost like a skillfully played flute.

Blake had laughed softly. Her face seemed so calm, but it had this cute aura to it. Her lips were curled into a subtle smile. Did that mean she liked Ruby’s joke? Was it even a joke? Why was Ruby’s heart fluttering like when she had to go up the stairs?!

Weiss suddenly edged in between the two. “I understand you eat a lot, and I won’t suggest you scale down. However,” Weiss looked Ruby dead in the eyes. “Your tray is entirely loaded with greasy and sauce-drenched foods! You’re going to make your stomach upset if you eat all of that! Here, I suggest you take some more of this stir-fry. The veggies are good for you, but they’re seasoned so even a picky child would eat them. Then this soup! It has a light broth, so it will go down easily. It’ll settle your stomach, so if you wait, you can eat more without feeling like a stuffed pig.”

“You care about my tummy?” Ruby asked only for Weiss to stuff a large hunk of cornbread past her mouth suddenly.

“I said no such thing! I am merely looking out for a friend!” Weiss exclaimed, getting incredibly close to Ruby’s face. The tips of their noses were nearly touching, and their lips were hardly further apart.

Ruby nibbled through the cornbread and took a deep breath. “Wait! We’re friends now, too?!” Her arms shot out like lightning. They wrapped around Weiss and pulled her in for a soft hug. “Ahaha, my first new friend at Beacon! I can’t wait to rub it in Yang’s, that’s my sister by the way, face!”

Weiss had gone catatonic in Ruby’s arms. ‘Her body is so soft. It’s like a warm, fluffy marshmallow…or even the pillow I would snuggle on cold nights. Why couldn’t I have met her in Atlas?’

“I would also consider you a friend. Even if we’ve barely met.” Blake said and tried to edge in closer. She had taken the chance to load more trays with food, but she could only sit back so much. ‘This isn’t like me, but I really like this one. Never thought my type would be awkward, pudgy, goofballs.’

“Then get on in here.” Ruby snaked a spare pudgy arm around Blake and pulled the girl in. Though she hadn’t calculated how much taller Blake was. While not directly against her face, Ruby was suddenly very aware of Blake’s surprisingly soft chest against her shoulder. ‘Wait, why are hers bigger than mine? I’m kind of jealous…’ She thought before breaking the hug. “So…lunch together? Let’s do it.”

The three looked at the stacked treys. There were already too many for them to carry working together.

Weiss pulled a waller from her jacket pocket. “You two carry what you can. I’ll pay some random to help us…ah, you!” Weiss pointed at a nearby blond boy.

Ruby and Blake did as Weiss had told them, leaving as Weiss began to bribe the other person. This gave Blake her first moment alone with Blake.

“Thanks for helping with the food. I’m not usually this spoiled.” Ruby giggled bashfully. She looked at Blake and again gazed into her amber eyes. “You’re super pretty.”

‘Dunno why I said that.’ Ruby thought, but didn’t open her mouth again. She felt like her heart was about to pop, but in a way different from when she used stairs.

“I think you’re pretty, too.” Blake subtly moved closer. She left only an inch between her and Ruby before they sat down. “While we wait for Weiss, say ahh.” Blake scooped up a heaping forkful of what looked like pulled pork.

“A-ah, now you’re feeding me. Am I dreaming? I probably am, aren’t I-mff!” Ruby was cut off when Blake coaxed the food past her lips. ‘So many emotions. My sweet innocent mind can’t comprehend it!’ Ruby chewed and swallowed just in time for another forkful. ‘Cute girl, two cute girls, pineapple…pineapple? Ooooh, this is gotta be island-style pulled pork, that’s nice, and oh, another mouthful. This girl is good.’

“You seem to be thinking a lot.” Blake cocked an eyebrow. She wiped some grease from Ruby’s lips, but that only smeared it. “Here’s a trick my mom taught me.” She grabbed a dinner roll and rubbed it along Ruby’s lips. The bread soaked up the grease, adding to its flavor as she pushed it further into Ruby’s mouth.

Ruby was mesmerized. “Your mom sounds awesome. I’d love to me-aaiiii you’re touching my tummy!”

Ruby’s face turned a shade of bright pink as Blake’s free hand began to rub her belly. Slender fingers gently traced across the pudgy surface. Soon, the palm joined them in a slow, dragging motion.

Blake seemed serious all of a sudden. More so than earlier, somehow. “Ruby, I’m not usually so, um, emotional. It’s just my mother told me about love in the past. It never made sense, but now I think I’m getting it. Does that make sense?” Blake asked. Her face began to show more emotion. Her eyes practically poured sincerity, and her cheeks were faintly flushed.

“K-kindaaaaaa th-that tickles! Uh, yeah, I get what you mean. I used to think I only loved food and my family, but I think I l-like yo-”

SLAM!

“Ehem,” Weiss cleared her throat. She had just slammed a tray on the table beside Ruby. “I see you’ve started without me. Had it just been the food, I wouldn’t mind.”

Weiss elegantly lowered herself next to Ruby. Her movement was like a trained ballerina. The behavior, not as much. She twirled pasta around a fork and stuffed it past Ruby’s lips. “Ruby Rose, I have no idea why it’s with you, but I am in love. Somehow, your face makes my heart flutter. Your hair is adorable, your outfit is fetching, and even your pudgy body dominates my thoughts. Choose me as your girlfriend and partner.”

“Aren’t those the same thin-mfff!”

“Partner at Beacon. We pair off. You will pair with me.” Weiss said before arms looped around Ruby from behind.

Blake pulled Ruby closer to her. This inadvertently pressed her chest against Ruby’s head, treating it to incredible softness.

“B-boobies.”

“You can’t just inter-what? Oh, sorry. Anyways, you can’t just interrupt my confession and shove in your own.” Blake’s eyes lost their softness with Weiss. “I know a spoiled heiress is used to getting what she wants, but I won’t give Ruby to you.”

“Can I say something?” Ruby asked.

“In a minute,” Blake and Weiss spoke over each other.

“You call me a spoiled heiress. Allow me to be honest and say, yes! I am quite used to getting what I want.” Weiss projected her confidence. She puffed her (flat) chest out, placed an elegant hand to her upper chest, and beamed a smug smile. “I have all the funds required to spoil Ruby beyond her wildest dreams! Can you say the same!”

Blake clicked her tongue. “Not the same way, but I have some resources to throw around. While my home is harsh, it’s in a tropical place. The sea is stocked with plenty of fish. It’ll be tropical-style meals every day. Not to mention plenty of room at my house…although mom will get involved.”

‘Dang, both of these sound good.’ Ruby thought.

“Fine, then I suggest we duel with what we have here!” Weiss raised her voice and pulled a tray closer. “We will use only the food on this table. Ruby will choose who is more suited for her.”

“I like those terms.” Blake dragged a different tray closer.

“And I agree, too!” Ruby managed to shout before the two started to feed her. “Whoever is the better feeder will be my girlfriend!”

‘I don’t really want them to fight over me, but I think I can convince them to get along. All three of us can be together and-‘

“Is that a while chicken parm?” Ruby asked.

Blake had stabbed her fork through the chicken breast slathered in marinara sauce and melted cheese before twisting it. This twirled the entire plate’s worth of pasta around the prongs. “Say ahh.”

No one could tell which feat was greater. Blake being able to stuff the food into Ruby’s mouth, or Ruby’s mouth being capable of accepting the food. Either way, Ruby chewed through the chicken and pasta, swallowing in one massive gulp. Her tongue darted out of her mouth to wipe away the sauce clinging to her lips.

“You’re good,” Ruby murmured.

“Thank you. That’s another trick mother taught me.” Blake responded.

“I really want to meet your mom now-eep!” Ruby squeaked as Weiss pinched her love handle.

“While that was…impressive, I can do better.” Weiss slid her hand over Ruby’s belly. She was slow and gentle with her fingers, massaging just as much as she was caressing. ‘Damn it! I’m totally screwed when it comes to just feeding! If we were competing to see who could buy the most food, I could win easily. I have to think of a way to beat…beat that!”

“Ruby, if you tear this loaf of bread in half, you can put down a thick layer of meat. Let’s use this pot roast. It shreds easily, so we can spread it evenly across the bread. Then you add mashed potatoes, gravy, macaroni and cheese, and some of these fried shrimp, you have a jumbo sandwich that’s easy to eat.”

“You’re a genius, no an artist!” Ruby exclaimed and wrapped her arms around Blake. She hugged the girl tightly, nuzzling her soft cheeks and extra chins into Blake’s neck.

Blake accepted the hug and smirked confidently.

Weiss clicked her tongue. “So that’s how it’s going to be.” She sighed and cracked her neck. A little focus and her semblance was activated. Glyphs appeared on the table, almost like a model train track. “Ruby, lean forward.”

“Okie dokie!” Ruby, perhaps too willingly, lowered her head until her chin was in line with the table’s edge. “Like this?”

“Yes, now open wide, but I mean very wide.” Weiss started to slide plates and bowls along the track. They started their loop, repeating it and increasing in speed. That was until they reached a critical speed. Now the plates emptied their contents into Ruby’s mouth as they zipped past.

A large burger, gone. A plate of chili fries, gone. An entire chicken’s worth of shredded meat, also gone.

Ruby was just as skilled an eater as her aspiring girlfriends were feeders. No large chunk of food escaped her maw. The only exceptions were the sauces and grease that coated her lips.

Her belly swelled in her lap, marching toward her knees and attempting to spill further over her thighs. Her lightning metabolism set to work, distributing the new mass to her hips, which inched across the bench beneath her. By the time the food stopped, Ruby sat up with a belly that reached just past the middle of her thighs. It might not reach her knees anymore, but it was pure fat, not temporary stuffing.

Ruby took a breath and clasped her hands together. “Weiss,” She looked at the heiress. “That was awesome. I already super like you, but now I think I am crazy head over heels for you.”

Weiss’s heart skipped several beats. It was enough for her to lose her breath and break into a sweat. “Oh…oh my gods…is this what love feels like. I-I need air.”

“Agh! I think my love killed her. Dang it, Yang always said I was too cute.” Ruby looked around frantically as Weiss slumped against the table. “Blake, help me carry Weiss outside or to a doctor. Do we need a heart doctor?! Is this the type of heart issue that needs slow jazz?”

“Ruby, I think Weiss isn’t used to affection,” Blake murmured. She could hear Weiss’s heart. It was beating a little fast, but so was hers. “Also, if Weiss could use her semblance, then I want to use mine.”

Ruby turned her attention back to Blake. “Ooh, let’s see mff-“ She was cut off as a wispy version of Blake blinked into reality.

It looked like the original Blake sat upright, but there were two of the wispy versions. One was scooping food from the table, then the other was stuffing it into Ruby’s mouth. She watched and tried to follow the movements, but that quickly confused her. She decided to focus on eating.

She was good at that.

More plates were cleared, and Ruby’s stomach swelled from the volume of food. Her tummy rounded and distended until it reached her knees, then it quickly softened and retracted. Now it was back to a little past the middle of her thighs, but the outer curves hung from her thighs. Her hips had also grown another inch in each direction.

Ruby held her hand aloft. “I have made a decision.”

Weiss shot up from her slumped position, and she and Blake stared at Ruby.

“U-uh…” Ruby felt nervous being stared at. “Both of you showed some amazing technique. I think I could be my true ideal fatty with either of you.” She took a deep breath. “Which is why I totally want to go out with both of you!”

Ruby clammed up, looking at her lap (which was full of her belly) and nervously waited.

“Fine…I suppose.” Weiss looped her arm around Ruby’s. She looked away from the girl, but she blushed all the way to her ears. Her porcelain skin seemed as bright and red as a tomato.

Blake leaned on Ruby’s other side. She squeezed one arm in a hug and rested her chin on Ruby’s head. “I’m fine with that, too. Sharing you is better than having none at all.”

“Gosh, that’s such a romantic line…” Ruby blushed and couldn’t stop a giddy smile from forming.

“It’s ok. I’ve heard better.” Weiss grumbled.

“Awwww, isn’t it nice seeing you get along with strangers!” A new voice sounded, warm and outright bodacious.

The trio turned to see a blonde girl looking down at them.

“I just knew my little sister would make friends without trying.” Yang chuckled and patted Ruby’s shoulder. Each impact sounded with a thump and visible jiggle. “But two girlfriends day one? You go, sis!”

Ruby blushed. “Ehehe…I didn’t think it would go this way, Yang.” She nervously squeezed Weiss and Blake’s arms. “Have you been watching long? Do I need to fill-“

“I was watching the entire time.” Yang replied.

Weiss and Blake suddenly tensed.

“The…entire time?” Weiss asked, her face shifting to another shade of red.

“Yep!”

“Entire time in the dining hall or-“ Blake started.

Yang cleared her throat. “I was watching Ruby the entire time. So I’ve seen from the moment she got off the ship, to when you love birds stared at each other, to when you stuffed my beloved baby sister.”

The table-bound trio all wanted to crumple in on themselves and disappear.

Yang let them stew in that embarrassment for a while longer before she burst into laughter. “Enough teasing. Hey, the sunset over the plaza is supposed to be something really special! Let’s check it out together.”

Her warm tone and beaming personality cut through the awkwardness with ease. The girls slowly rose from the table and faced the blonde.

Yang’s smile grew wider as she pulled Ruby into a hug. She squeezed her sister tightly, seemingly unbothered by the chunky girl’s belly squishing against her flat middle. “So proud of you! I thought you’d try making friends with a raccoon or some birds WAY before you talked to another person! Let alone two!”

Ruby’s face was buried between Yang’s chest, shoulder, and neck. She seemed remarkably stiff despite being so chubby. “Yang, seriously, I might actually die. Stop it…”

Yang nuzzled her cheek against Ruby’s head. “Don’t be like that! You bagged two cuties! Hold your head up high! Flex that second chin!”

The wholesome sibling hug crumbled as Ruby pinched Yang as hard as she could. The confident blonde began to squirm as Ruby’s surprisingly dexterous sausage fingers ravaged Yang’s sides more fiercely than a vendetta-stricken crab.

Weiss’s face had regained its usual color. “I’m seeing a family resemblance.” She sighed and rubbed the bridge of her nose. “Though I suppose this is my future sister-in-law.”

Blake didn’t speak at first. She narrowed her eyes as she watched Ruby and Yang. They seemed close but… “I’m sure she isn’t all that bad. She clearly loves Ruby, and-“

“Agh! Love handles are off limits!” Ruby squeaked as Yang retaliated by squeezing both of her love handles. Her offense crumbled as she tried to pry Yang’s fingers from her sides.

“Those were home rules! We haven’t established anything for Beacon!” Yang continued to squeeze Ruby’s sides, alternating which fingers dug deep into her sister’s flab.

Weiss walked past the two, but she managed to grab a handful of Ruby’s cloak. “I was promised a sunset. Let’s get going.” She tugged gently on the red fabric, finding it oddly satisfying.

“Yeah, I’ve had my fun! Let’s go!” Yang agreed after squeezing Ruby once more. She dodged Ruby’s counter and winked before she moved further out of reach.

Blake took up the space Yang opened, situating herself beside Ruby. “A lot about you makes more sense now.” She brought herself even closer, so close that her hip brushed against Ruby’s softer one. “Makes me wonder if she has a hand in this.” She poked Ruby’s belly.

Ruby didn’t move away. She formed a brief, adorable pout before she nuzzled against Blake. “A little bit. Mom could probably take the most credit for it.”

The group continued outside. They returned to the courtyard where Ruby first met Weiss and Blake, where they first felt the electric zing of love at first sight.

It was just as Yang had said. The sun was setting just beyond the edge of the courtyard. The sky was cast in burning orange, fading to a deep red and vibrant purple. Right at the horizon was the vestige of that day’s light, glowing brightest just where it was fully obscured from sight.

“Really makes ya wanna kiss someone, doesn’t it,” Yang murmured, lips pursed as if she weren’t the one propositioning.

“I thought the same. Ruby, face me.” Weiss had already discarded some mint gum she subtly chewed on the way out. She straightened her hair, took a steadying breath, and adjusted her posture so she stood like the perfect doll. “Well? Come here!”

Her stance was too perfect. It gave away that she was nervous and knew nothing about kissing.

“Mmm, kiss virgin.” Yang shook her head.

“V-vir…who refers to someone like that?!” Weiss regained her tomatoesque visage. “F-for your information, I have…not…kissed anyone. I was saving it for someone special and.” Weiss stared at Ruby.

Ruby was slouched, her hair was unkempt, and she had lingering sauce from dinner on her face.

‘I have allowed myself to fall in love with that.” Weiss groaned and held her hand out. “Just come here. I am giving you my first kiss. Be grateful.”

“I promise I will!” Ruby made a move before Blake held her arm out. Ruby ran into it, sinking the arm into her gut and forcing an unflattering, “GUH!” From her.

Blake’s arms wrapped around Ruby. She gently coaxed the girl into leaning back, pushing more of her weight onto Blake. The faunus’s face was mostly composed. It was clear she struggled to hold the romantic pose with Ruby’s weight. “Who said Weiss gets to go first? I’ll have you know I’m more experienced. My kiss is sure to be…” Blake started to lean in, only for Weiss’s hand to shoot between her face and Ruby’s.

Thus Blake’s lips gently touched Weiss’s elegant fingers.

“If you’ve already given your first kiss away, then wait your turn!” Weiss started to roughly shove Blake’s head back, trying to leverage the interloper off of Ruby.

“Wait, what?” Ruby looked at Weiss. “I already gave my first kiss away, too.”

Silence.

“B-but I’ll be super happy to accept yours, Weiss!” Ruby exclaimed. “I bet your kisses are super gentle like a cat’s! Cute little bippity boops and-“

“Who was your first kiss you dolt?!” Weiss cut Ruby off. She was about to move her hands from Blake’s face to Ruby’s throat.

“Yo!” Yang answered.

Silence.

Everyone looked at Yang.

“Ruby’s first kiss, as well as the spot of her first girlfriend, belong to ME!” Yang stood confidently, gesturing to herself with her thumb. She acted like what she admitted to wasn’t strange on countless levels.

“But…you’re her sister.” Weiss’s jaw dropped.

“Yep!”

“B-by blood?”

“Half!”

“Eheh, yeah, sorry I didn’t mention that! I didn’t want to scare you two off.” Ruby looked away shamefully. Despite that, she had a quivering smile on her face. The urge to chuckle was becoming too intense to resist.

Blake blinked. “That’s…hot.” She said aloud what she meant to think.

For her thought, the phrase she SHOULD have said aloud was, ‘I had a hunch about that. They seemed too close even for siblings.’

There was no use explaining. The cat was out of the bag.

Ruby chuckled nervously. “Let’s just do the kisses.”

“I’m the FIRST girlfriend!”

“Yang, shut up!”

“This is my life now.” Weiss pulled her hand away from her face. She was afraid that she’d rub a hole through her nose’s bridge if she kept touching it. “Ruby, come here, please.”

Ruby’s eyes suddenly lit up. “Ooh, wait! If I kiss Blake first, then kiss you, it’ll be like you get to kiss both of us! That’s two first kisses!”

“RUBY ROSE COME HERE AND KISS ME THIS INSTANT!” Weiss stomped her foot. Again, porcelain skin turned bright red. This was a hue closer to an eastern oni than to a tomato or strawberry, though.

“Yes ma’am!” Ruby zipped over to Weiss. She squished her tummy against Weiss’s, slowly wrapped her arms around the skinnier girl’s waist, then leaned in. “I know today is a lot, but I am excited for this kiss. I hope loving me isn’t too much to handle!”

Weiss’s expression softened. She leaned against Ruby and cleared her throat. “Please, I think I’m perfectly capable of handling you…you dolt.” She leaned in further, which closed the distance between them. Her lips gently touched Ruby’s…which still had some sauce hidden in them. Weiss ignored the…taste. Instead, she focused on how delicate and soft Ruby’s lips were, how they touched hers so gently. Inside her, it was like thousands of fireworks began to go off. A pulse of joy never before felt flooded her system. Its intensity failed to diminish even when their lips parted.

Ruby suddenly huffed Weiss harder. She tucked her head between the girl’s neck and shoulder and nuzzled. “You’re a good kisser! I can hardly believe that was your first!” She giggled and cooed.

“T-thank you,” Weiss couldn’t stop herself from smiling. Her head swam from the kiss, and being squished against Ruby’s supple flab furthered that. She snaked her hands around Ruby and grasped her back fat. It wasn’t as doughy as her belly, but it was soft, warm, and inexplicably adorable. ‘I hope this hasn’t awoken something in me.’

‘I probably awoken something in her.’ Ruby thought before releasing the hug. “Ok, Blake’s turn!”

Ruby turned only to be face to face with Blake. She had moved as quietly as a shadow. She wasted no time pressing her body to Ruby’s, seizing her with both arms, and leaning in to kiss her. ‘It’s not like me to be so impatient. Take responsibility, Ruby Rose.’ She thought, a smile forming on her lips as they pressed to Ruby’s.

‘It’s like she’s trying to eat my face! Or steal all my air!’ Ruby thought as she grabbed onto Blake for support. The kiss was nice. It was full of passion, just much more than Ruby was accustomed to. She was somewhat proud of herself for making someone want to kiss her this bad. On the other hand, she needed air. Immediately.

Blake eventually pulled back and watched Ruby gasp like a fish. It was her turn to blush. She glanced away for a moment, but she couldn’t keep looking away. “Sorry, I just wanted to do that really badly.” She leaned in and kissed Ruby’s cheek. “I’ll let you get a breath next time.” She chuckled and nuzzled against Ruby. “But you should still practice.”

Yang nudged between the two. She wrapped her arms around both of their shoulders and grinned. “There we go! Everyone is all acquainted and got our smooches out of the way! Now how about we head into Vale and celebrate this love rhombus!”

Yang didn’t wait for anyone to respond. She started walking and pulled the two with her. Next, she made sure to grab Weiss by the collar of her jacket to pull her along too. “Let’s knock down any of the barriers between us and really get close! Maybe start by chubbing up my little sis!”

“What are you on about?” Weiss scoffed.

“I’m talking about how my sister managed to find TWO new girls to feed her. Which means I have help for my ultimate dream!”

“Sorry, Yang has this weird dream about making me super fat.” Ruby stared at the ground (and the curve of her belly). “And…yeah, I mean why not give it a shot?”

“Count me in.” Blake slipped out from Yang’s grip and settled behind Ruby. “My mother used to tell me I should find a cute girl to fatten up. I’ve chosen you to be that girl, so please fulfill my tastes.”

“I like this one!” Yang winked.

Weiss resisted the urge to rub her brow. Again, she was set to bore a hole through her face. “This…this is who I’ve chosen to fall in love with.” She sighed. “Fine, I’ll cover whatever bills we have. Let’s make sure there’s enough of Ruby to share.”

With that, the group headed to the docks, ready for a crazy night in Vale and the beginning of an unimaginably unorthodox romance.

TO BE CONTINUED