A VERY Shitty Movie Night: Holiday in Handcuffs (2007) (Patreon)

‘Twas the night before Christmas,

And none in the bar...

Not a patron was drinking,

From neither near or far...

So with 3 outta work ‘tenders,

Staying home and doing their part.

Decided to punish themselves,

With a film starring Melissa Joan Hart...

With a plot so thin

And lead character so insane

You should hang out and watch,

This flick rot their brain

So if you’d like a cinematic lump of coal,

With your friends before dawn

Follow the password protected link,

To hang with Dustin, Morgan and Sean.

🎄⛄️🎄❄️🎄⭐️🎄

Come watch us melt our noodles on this Melissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez starring turd!

https://vimeo.com/494541285

Password: MerryFuckinChristmasEveryone

Stay safe and sound and let’s put this son-of-a-bitching year into the ground!

We appreciate you all more than you could possibly know,

Xoxo & Happiest of Holidays yall,

Tank & House Burlington