Shitty Movie Night: Valentine (2001) (Patreon)

Hey hey Patrons! 

We're back with a slightly late but super damn fun Shitty Movie Night, our exclusive Patreon series where we scrape the bottom of the cinematic barrell panning for so-bad-it's-good movie gold! 

This was supposed to drop in February ala the title and theme of this 2001 Cherub-runs-amok slasher, but a few technical difficulties held it up and it fell by the whilst we were headlong into our WandaVision and ATLA coverage! 

But no worries, you're getting a double helping of SMN this month, first with this SURPRISINGLY STACKED early aughts cast. Denise Richards, Katherine Heigl, David Boreanaz and Marley Shelton head this incel-powered, sorta bland horror flick? 

Is Denise Richards one of the best "wet" actresses of all time? Does this movie demonstrate that, LIKE VAMPIRES, men cannot openly angle for a 3-way? They must be invited in, fyi. Also WHERE IS LORD WAXCOCKINGTON?!? The most compelling accidental subplot in horror history!! 

Follow the password protected link to hang 

https://vimeo.com/514404981

Password: WhereIsWaxCock?

We got a JOURNEY INTO ANOTHER FUCKING DIMENSION of IDIOT NARCISSISM that is Neil Breen's Double Down later in the month! 

Enjoy and stay safe everyone!  

xoxo, 

Tank and House Burlington