The Happening (2008) Reaction! // Shitty Movie Night (Patreon)

Hey hey Patrons! 

We're back and it big effect for the Spoopy Season with our first (Horror?) movie of October 2021!! 

Even though honestly, this shit-heap needs to be re-categorized as a SCI-FI Comedy about Aliens who are pretending to be humans and failing miserably during a plant terrorist attack...... or something!? 

It's the M. Night Shyamalan peerless look into the cold, dead eyes of an ill-directed MAHKY MAAAAAAAHHK WOOOO-ALLBERG and the most inhuman dialogue this side of a Star Wars Prequel, THE HAPPENING! 

From the year 2000 & late, come with us as we are sorta tricked in the opening minutes that people got this flick totally wrong! 

We ask the big questions in this watch y'all, like...

Should there be an age minimum for strangers to show a snuff film of Lions hilariously eating a man to a child?

Was M. Night just super hungry when he wrote this dialogue, with all this talk of cheese & crackers, hotdogs and lemon drinks? 

And if it meant our survival, how quick are we about to bang the barn doors off of this weird Grandma?! 

Follow the password-protected link to hang! 

https://vimeo.com/612279107

Password: GrannyShagger

All the Upper tiers are getting a METRIC SHIT LOAD OF CONTENT this month! You got ARMY of the DEAD, cult classic BLOOD DINER, TRAIN TO BUSAN, future cult classic MALIGNANT, and more!! 

Thank you so much for everything you guys! 

xoxo, 

The Watchers in the BWAAAAAAHHHHHH