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Oh Hai Patrons! 

Been a touch but we got some straight-up SO-BAD-ITS-GOOD Cinematic Royalty for you on this edition of Shitty Movie Night! 

Get your spoons, your plastic bottles of water and a dozen red roses cause we are checking out one of the FACES on the Mt. Rushmore of shitty movie classics, Tommy Wiseau's THE ROOM! 

We're getting into it all! 

Awkward, repetitive belly button sex! 

Finding out who's A CHICKEN while lying about being pregnant whilst guzzling Rosè! 

Divulging that we have breast cancer over coffee in the most disturbingly casual way and NEVER BRING IT UP AGAIN! 

It's all here. Also, we did NAAAHT see it coming that some-fucking-how, this is Sean's FIRST TIME WATCHING THIS MADDENING CLASSIC POS EVER! 

Follow this password-protected link to toss the ball around with us! 

https://vimeo.com/746163655

Password: WeGottaGo

You've been TEARING US APART with how awesome you guys are for being a part of the Patreon, so for the first week, this Shitty Movie Night will be available to all tiers!

Also, Rings of Power is on the way! 

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket or down below of any other Shitty Movies we should hit up next! 

xoxo, 

The Watchers in the Bar 

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