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So F'n Real p5 (Patreon)

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2025-08-08 14:01:42
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2026-06
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Private booths are in the back. ;)

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Tinhy

Bounce on that dick you brat!

Stevie J

Does Aunt Sharon frequent the porn store?

UDDERScomix

I know you've been waiting for a while for a really raunchy page! XD

UDDERScomix

I believe you mean...Adult Novelties Boutique. XD JK. Um. No. Not that often. That's why she's so pissed she has to go back.

Stevie J

But now she about to get some with the clerk

Tinhy

about time!

David Rudisill

Sharon has a way with negotiation, I'll give her that. Oddly enough, that situation happened when I was in an Alabama adult movie and novelty store, only it was a guy, dagnabbit. Thankfully, he left me alone and I bought my huge titty porn DVDs. Excellent work on Sharon and Steffers, and Strike while the iron is hot and the pussy is wet, Uncle Bill!

UDDERScomix

Wait, is that a real story? I would have gone broke working at an adult bookstore between the 70s-early 2000s.

David Rudisill

Yes, it is, just off of the first exit on I-10 near Robertsdale, AL. The place is out of business, I'm sure, but back when, you could cross into Alabama for porn and real fireworks that go boom, not the weenie fireworks sold in FL and GA. Now, it's just the fireworks, but at least Bucc-ee's has cheese steak burritos late at night.

UDDERScomix

That sounds like an awesome time! There aren't any Bucc-ee's where I'm at, but from what I've seen, it looks awesome. Talk about Americana!

David Rudisill

The venerable Texas gas station/convenience store/gift shop on steroids chain has made inroads into Alabama and into Florida. I visited family in central Florida in April, and on I-95, there's one near Daytona Beach and another one just south of Jacksonville. I didn't stop at them because it was an 8-hour drive home to Pensacola, and the Robertsdale, AL Bucc-ee's is only about a half-hour's drive from me. There's also the song by the punk/metal weirdos Gas Station Boner Pills called "Blowjob at Bucc-ee's" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtrtCeLPFcE&list=RDAtrtCeLPFcE&start_radio=1 I of course have saved this song to my YT Music playlist.