Heavy Cakes (Patreon)

For those folks who make travelin' the roads a way of life, spending hours upon hours lookin' down that river of asphalt, the Heavy Cakes Diner located just off the Blushing Full Mountain offramp in beautiful Bosom Springs is a sight for sore eyes.

Here, there's always a seat at the counter waiting for them. The coffee's hot, and the bacon's sizzling. But what these true road warriors drive hundreds of miles for is a big ol' plate of the world famous Heavy Cakes Floppers, pancakes so full, and warm, and fluffy that they just about flop right onto your plate with a thud!

And who's makin' em? Why that's Sweet Buxom Penny, of course! She's the secret ingredient to what makes these Heavy Floppers so famous, or that is to say her milk is the famous ingredient. See, while other diner's are fine with making buttermilk pancakes, the Heavy Cake Floppers are proudly made with real, full fat, breastmilk. And are they popular?

You're darn right they are! Come in any day between 6AM and 2PM and you'll spot Penny behind the counter, flippin' those floppers sky high with one hand, and squeezin' out that creamy white liquid gold with the other.

Open 24 hours. Truckers Welcome!

Congratulations to Yeldarb86 for coming up with our Pinup of the Month! This was a total blast to draw and I loved coming up with the diner look for Penny. And of course Ess makes a special cameo in the background, because why not? I mean, yeah, Mrs. Boobalickski could work there, but then it might cause a stampede!

And thank you to all the truckers out there who make our world work! If you know a trucker, or are one yourself, give 'em a Big Thank You from the Milkman (that's me) !