Feel the SLOSH! (Patreon)

If you're gonna be running around in less clothes than a 1950s Burlesque performer, you need to stay in shape! You gotta' stay active! You gotta' FEEL the SLOSH!

And Venus Aa'Reela and Queen Oulna are doing just that! You see, the last time Venus was in the H-Dimension, foiling yet another one of Oulna's Earth conquering schemes, a centaurgre (half centaur-half ogre), made a snickering comment to the infernal denizen beside him that both the 'Celestial' (H-Dimensional term for Venus' peoples) and the Queen were looking a bit 'slouchy'.

Of course, Queen Oulna heard this immediately and had the monster flayed where he stood, having his still twitching frame fed to her H-Hounds for attempting to body shame her.

But despite being totally fine with how their bodies looked, they did agree that a diet as rich in breastmilk as theirs did have certain consequences. Tis' true. Fat is indeed where the flavor is, and Venus' breastmilk is indeed packed with... flavor.

So the two battling babes decided to have an accord. They would create a workout regimen together that would make sure they were in TIT-Top shape.

But who to coach them? Who was strict and mean enough to make sure they stayed true to their fitness course? Then Venus's blue eyes lit up! She knew exactly the right woman!

Morag the Space Goblin Pirate Captain! She first encountered her in a wild dream where she met a gorgeous anthropomorphic skunk woman from an alternate Earth. Believing that there might be some cosmic insight to this dream, she sought out the space pirate, searching every sleazy pirate dive and shady cantina in the galaxy, and making quite a few friends in the process.

Finally she found her, lounging on a heap of ill-gotten booty, and some gold too! But that ensuing saga is far too long to enter into the records here. Suffice it to say, Venus, as she quite often does, made quick friends with Morag, or in her slightly bimbo, ditzy way, believed she made friends with the 24-year old space pirate.

And so, with Morag's 'help' and encouraging words, Princess Venus Aa'Reela of the Heart Empire and Queen Oulna of the H-Dimension went to work working out on the beaches of a distant pleasure planet where surely there was no multi-limbed lecherous sea monster lurking just off shore.

Surely.

Congratulations to Karmagik for coming up with this month's Titty Tuesday pinup! I had SO much fun doing research on this pinup, especially those weird aerobics suspenders that women wore back in the 80s. I included Morag because originally I was just going to have a boombox on top of the cooler. But then I thought....Or what about a foul mouthed goblin maid?