Cosmoos 44HH (Patreon)

The ladies of COSMOOS 44H: Slosher Squad earn their cow spots!

These towering, Amazonian Waurochs are created by The Grays to be the militant wing of their inter-dimensional army, gene-splicing women with bovine characteristics to make them larger, stronger, milkier than any normal hucow!

Their goal, the hell-scape that is Paleotartasia. This bizarre world of purple storm skies, slimy seas, deadly savannahs, brutal wastes, and lethal jungles is infested with mutant Saurians. These dinosaur hybrids of varying intelligence would love nothing more than to sink their fangs into some nice fresh, juicy, fatty burgers!

Led by the Techno-Sorcerer, Vorgathrax the Blasphemer, this pallid Carcharodontoid is primed to release his dimorphodon legions against the genetic-holstaurs.

Deep in a chasm beside the raging, volcanic inferno that is The Butcher's Anvil is a crystal of unbelievable psychic power. With this gem, every mind in the Paradise Territories Empire could be freed.... or enslaved.

THIS is the mission.

THIS is their war.

THIS is COSMOOS 44HH!

Soon to be a ridiculously, VERY expensive table top game.

XD

See, I'd like Warhammer more if it had more large breasted bovine women... So I made my own grim dark universe. And a nod and thank you to my good friend Cee for coming up with the word Cosmoos when he created a three breasted alien holstaur named D'Hanni, The Queen of the Cosmoos for my birthday last year.