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This MerMoo has become quite the local tourist attraction. She's always splashing around, plopping her milkers on the pier, waiting for someone to slip something tasty in her mouth...

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Chumlee99

*alarms* it’s a trap!

David Rudisill

I could be like Santiago in Hemingway's "The Old Man and the Sea HuCow," "Fish-woman, I love you more than any mujer, but you will kill me before the day is over." [Inspired by Anthony Quinn as Santiago in one movie version I saw ages ago.] More likely, the people will talk of Old Rudie who goes to the pier, whips out his massive fishing rod [and he's not even from Nantucket], and this MerMoo surfaces to suck on it and paizuri it. They will also speak of how I have intercourse and ask, "Where do you stick it into a MerMoo?!" Someone will say, "Old man Rudie just knows!" Our MerMoo children will be swimming under the sea nice and safe with their mother. https://youtu.be/9AUEjzVQwKo?is=DMAPguxMmDGfzz_- [Donovan, "Atlantis," and to the sick, evil bastard who used this song as BGM for Sen. Ted Kennedy's Chappaquiddick incident--Google it--in a movie biopic of him, well played!] Gorgeous work on this milky MerMoo.

Sashmiel

Now that is a mammatee

Vader120

That’s what we call a manatee boys, or in nautical slang…the sea cow.

Loonia Infinity

Flopping around on the dic ... I mean deck! 💗

David Rudisill

[*John Belushi in Animal House eyebrows wiggle*]