Dino Thicc (Patreon)

The locals warned the sexy paleontologist that she shouldn't go poking around anywhere near the old Crazy Cartoonist mine. They say he went mad out in the hills looking for rare traces of Lactonium, also known fossilized dino-estrogen, as you may have heard it called. Some say he wasted away up those dusty hills looking for it. Others say he did find it, and was transported back to the time of the dinosaurs himself!

One thing was for sure, no one, especially a lady with so ample of assets as the paleontologist had, should go looking for any bones up near that mine. She might just come across some of that Lactonium herself, and then who knows what the effect might be!