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Lingerie (Patreon)

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2026-10-23 16:33:17
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2026-10
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Those pervy elves!

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Chumlee99

*once Penny is out of sight* Ess: Okay Ma, why are Penny’s breast more out of control and swelling up faster than ever? She hasn’t been this milk producing crazy since….Dez. *the hands all start signing like crazy* Mrs. B: Well Penny was the victim of some pretty awful goblins who force fed her some yucky stuff and now she’s producing so much milk that if she wasn’t involuntarily leaking all the time, all that milk might cause all of her to swell up into a very big Penny

Tinhy

Gravity!!!

Blue Sammy

The Korean MMO designers could only dream of a flight system half as pretty. Still, Penny’s poor bum. I’m dying conflating Ess with that Hawk Tuah girl. “Spit on that thang” but in punk rock style. I need to go back through the archives, I feel like the elves are new (old?) to the universe but they are definitely getting mentioned more often. Another great one, wild narrative to go with it!

David Rudisill

I would react to the butt plug revelation the same exact way Ess did, no lie! That's what makes it even funnier! I KNOW Mrs. B. knows from butt plugs at my institute! She can fool Ess, but she can't fool me! Penny looks like a steampunk angel designed by Hustler video. "Jeder Engel ist schrecklich." [Every angel is terrifying]--Rainer Maria Rilke, Elegy 2, Duino Elegies [I have it in hard copy and on my Kindle app, and wrote a grad school paper using the first elegy and one of Tennessee Williams' plays, no shit!] https://youtu.be/eSaa3vC_n2k?is=PVC1pbZ8W3mJRaAy [Rammstein, "Engel," live at MSG in NYC] "Every angel is perverted."--AJ Great work on Penny as the angel and on Ess getting Penny lubed up in the story.

David Rudisill

Now you've got me cracking up over Hawk Tuah!

O4rfish

Does Mrs B not know that Ess and Penny are friends with benefits?

UDDERScomix

AH! Paladin! He always reminded me of Vincent Price

UDDERScomix

Well, Mrs. Boobalickski is modest like that

UDDERScomix

Well, I do like to write relatable characters

UDDERScomix

Elves would be new here, a lineage that goes back to the age of heroes in this Universe'

David Rudisill

The idea of Vincent Price as a cowboy sounds positively delightful. Put Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee in that movie too, while you're at it.