Monthly Newsletter – March 2026 (Patreon)

Dear Fans,

It’s March now. February was a short month. I also had 7 days off and a surgery that wiped me out half the month. I… uh… my numbers are probably pretty bad. The good news is that it probably is only up from here. Let’s get on with it.

Announcements

*I had my surgery. For anyone whose worrying, I’m doing alright. Finally got my nose deplugged yesterday. Still healing. Waiting until I can blow my nose again to really tell you how much of an improvement it is. I am breathing better.

*I know my releases have been pretty bad. I’ll be working on improving them next month. The good news is that there is a large break. I’ll have off a good two to three weeks at the end of March and April.

*I will try to get some eBooks moving forward and start working on releasing them orderly again.

*The Patreon system has been redone. Everyone who uses Patreon now connects automatically and renews automatically. You no longer need to resync of update. It’s as good as the system can get.

*The credit system is 90% done. We can probably get I released next month. Only reason it didn’t come out this month is because of my surgery. To anyone who didn’t get that email, the credit system is going to replace my current bonus eBook system and the premium polls. In short, based on your tier, you’ll get bonus cash to spend on the site. This bonus cash can be used either to sponsor chapters of novels you want to read more of, or buy the complete eBooks. I might come up with some other perks that can be purchased on the site, we’ll see.

*I Reincarnated in A Single-Celled Organism will release twice a week. I know you probably haven’t noticed it yet on account of February being so short and me having all those absences, but it will come, I promise.

*Please continue your support. I really need it right now. I can tell you come June, I’ll get to a lot more writing and production. I feel with the end of this surgery that I might be coming out of a funk I’ve been in for a while. Only time will tell.

March Schedule

Monday: My Dungeon Life

Tuesday: Nothing

Wednesday: Nothing

Thursday: Bacterium, My Dungeon Life

Friday: Bacterium, Women’s Pleasure Dungeon

Saturday: Tales of a Sex Goddess, My Dungeon Life

Sunday: Oops! I Banged My Bully’s Mom

Bacterium: Releases Weekly. Usually put new chapters up on Friday though.

9 PM Eastern Standard Time

Public releases come out throughout week. Check Scribblehub, Royalroad, or Web Novel for dates of public releases. If something is released on there but not my site, let me know!

February Releases

Novel Chapters Word Count

My Dungeon Life: Rise of the Slave Harem 6 11635

Women’s Pleasure Dungeon 2 6312

I Reincarnated Into A Single-Celled Organism! 3 5009

Oops! I Banged My Bully’s Mom 1 3714

Automatic Girlfriend 2 3534

Tales of a Seductress Saga 1 2046

It’s Not Easy Making Money In the Apocalypse 1 1609

Total: 33859

Yeah, I know…. I know… no where to go but up.

Sincerely,

Whatsawhizzer

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