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So this is what that Diamond pinup was for! Yes, actual coffee beans, that you can make actual coffee out of and actually drink. At time of posting, it hasn't gone public yet, so this is like, a PRE-preorder just for cool people. And that's you! So if you're interested, go check out the store page!

-sigma

P.S. for health and safety reasons, Diamond's enormous schlong was not actually dipped into the coffee. You have to go visit him at The Stable if you want that.

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Crescert

Might be trying coffee now

Amethyst

The nut joke made me giggle because i am a fucking child. ...haha nut

Muzik_Izak1

In my imagination his schlong WAS used to stir it don’t worry

DrengrSkald

I’d weep for his poor schlong if it was actually used for stirring. For HOT coffee.

Alex-Wix

Neato, right in my backyard~

Alex Segal

I’d like to place an order for a ton please

Bosh

Mmmm coffee

Sirka Ribclaw

*smashes pre order button with malicious intent*

voidme457

The details on the bag (Yes, pun intended) of where it was roasted and the actual net weight was just the icing on the cake for me. No, no pun intended this time.🤣