Strips and Tatters (Patreon)

It was late one lovely spring evening and Alex was waiting outside her office for her partners shift to end and for her to pick her up. The two finished work at the same time, but Alex’s work was between Home and Maggie’s , meaning Maggie always had the car. Tonight however was not ending in the usual ride home but was instead one of their monthly date nights. One night a month dedicated to the pair going out with each other and having the most fun possible. Alex tended to range from delightful dinners at nice restaurants , “watching” movies (often spending more time making out than anything) and even a hot air balloon once when the pair once visited New Mexico . However tonight was Maggie’s night to plan which only really guaranteed one thing and one thing alone. Utter, unrelenting chaos was on the horizon.  Alex almost got a little nervous at the thought of what was planned , although no matter what it was she knew it would be a night to remember.

Hearing the car’s motor approaching ,  Alex fidgeted with her outfit. Maggie had given her only one piece of information about the night ahead of them and it had been the dress code. In her words “Dress sexy.” While Alex couldn’t exactly go into the office wearing only her  sluttiest lingerie but she did wear her valentine red bra and panties set with a shirt that she had kept buttoned up at the office. Now thought she undid a few to highlight her cleavage, enough that the red cups could just about be made out at the edge . All that was paired with as short of a skirt as she could get away with, just above the knees. It was tight though. Showing off her rear excellently.  She couldn’t only fear what Maggie was wearing , as her work is much more lenient. Even if it wasn’t, Maggie could have changed in the car by now.

Speaking of which, the blaring engines sound grew closer still until the motor behind it turned a corner into Alex’s street. Maggie pulled up Infront of her and smirked on seeing the outfit she was wearing. “Damn babe, you do sexy well. Best get in quick before someone thinks you work this corner.” She teased . Alex went beat red at the comment , getting into the car fast. Such a comparison took her by such surprise that she needed time to recoup her thoughts. Unfortunately for her,  Maggie was not the sort to give her that breathing room . For one, she had dressed incredibly sexily. Her boobs where being covered by nothing but two crosses of breast tape and a mesh shirt that left nothing of her luscious body to imagination.  A pair of booty shorts wrapping her large ass quite tightly.  One hand resting on the wheel as they sped off down the road and without looking away from the road, her other hand came over and gently rubbed the highest part of Alex’s exposed thighs sending shivers up her back. “Damn, you are horny already aren’t you?” she asked her with a smirk. Her hand snuck closer to Alex’s pussy causing her to grow even redder. A single finger run across her sensitive slit causing Alex to get a little wet. “Definitely. My my so eager. Lucky for you, this evening is very fucking sexual.” Maggie teased.

Through her flustered state, Alex did manage to speak. “S..so…what did you have planned for us?” she asked , trying to move past the hand still hovering over her pussy. “Or… is it still a surprise until it happens?” at this point , Alex had been through many of Maggie’s mad plans that she knew the answer. Still she had some hope that in such an outfit there may be a more sensible evening ahead to balance things out, which where dashed with the “Still a surprise , but don’t you worry. You’ll figure it out  pretty quickly when we get there. You are going to have an absolute...blast”. as she spoke, Maggie stroked Alex’s pussy almost absently minded. She moaned softly at the touch , loving every second despite her slight embarrassment given they technically where in public. Any other driver could look in and see what was happening to her. Some did, getting the pair approving honks.

Maggie took her hand from her girlfriends pussy to the gearstick , bringing the car to a stop in front of a building glowing with flashing neon lights. One of dozens with the street. This was a smaller joint than most others though. It had the rather simple name of Grow. “Here we are. Ready to go in?” she asked with a large smirk. Alex looked at the title with utter confusion. There was no graphic next to it, nothing. “I’d know it when I see it huh? I’m still quite lost.” She grumbled , reorganizing herself after the teasing. Her girlfriend smirked at her “oh dear, I must have been lying. Guess we shall have to go in , huh?” she remarked before hopping out of the car. A little bit more hesitantly , Alex followed.

On entering the local it immediately became clear what kind of place it was. The smell of booze filled the air, the entrance was guarded by a bouncer and not far behind him was an ATM with an exorbitant mark up, and most noticeable was a large arena with multiple small stages each with women dressed in nothing but the sexiest skimpiest outfits possible. “you...you brought us to a strip club?” Alex asked absolutely stunned by the sheer amount of skin on display. Maggie snatched her hand and began to drag her to the bar. “oh its better than that,” she told Alex before looking to the barmaid (who was just as sexy as the woman working the poles) and told her “ we had a booking for ...private event.” She mentioned.

The second the words left her lips, the woman’s eyes went through a flurry of emotions. First surprise, then a critical glare at the two of them as if judging it to be earnest, then a look of delight. “Magnificent. I’ll let the girls know. But first, your package calls for a ... House special each. You can enjoy them while we get everything ready for you .”  she told the pair before beginning to mix up some drinks. The two looked at each other and began to talk. Alex was red in the face , having never been to a strip club before. “I can’t believe you brought us here.” She grumbled. However Maggie only smiled at her in return. “You seem to be enjoying yourself , so why wouldn’t I?” to which Alex lacked any real answer. She DID like all the pretty women around her.

The bartender came back with the drinks and handed them each one . It was a dark emerald green, almost looking like absinthe. It was bubbling rapidly , faster than any soda or sud either of them had seen . So much so the drunk almost crackled within the glass.. yet the pair took a sip of it. It had a oddness to it. A strong pear flavour with a rolling bubble on the tongue . It was incredible, both of their eyes lightening up at the taste.  “Wow, I wasn’t expecting it to be this good.” Maggie mumbled under her breath. Alex’s eyes narrowed as she looked to her girlfriend. “are you telling me you haven’t done this before? You have to be joking me.”

“Nope! Never done this before. I saw a recommendation online from a friend. So far so good huh?” Maggie teased , taking another eager sip of her drink. The two took sips and talked about each others day happily before they where interrupted by music suddenly blaring over the stereos around the room. Sexy and bombastic. The bartender, now over a microphone , announced “ please pay your eyes the favour of gazing at the lovely Victoria Stash!” Alex and Maggie where more than happy to turn their attention to the main stage, moving over to stand next to it. Through a curtain walked an incredibly tall woman with an ass that was almost twice as wide as the rest of her. Her tits where large although not quite as huge as her rump.  She walked over to the pole and wrapped her arms around it, beginning to dance. It was so intense that Alex stopped drinking to watch with horny amazement. Maggie on the other hand took a long sip as if to steady her own beating heart.

Victoria lent over and faced the two girls , a while smile on her sculpted face. “ good evening girls. I heard you ordered the evening of aroma? Well I have some excellent news for you. You aren’t just the witnesses of such a treat, you are the show!” she announced. While Alex was still entirely clueless, Maggie had a rumbling gut feeling that told her something ....gassy was about to happen. Looking down at herself, Maggie saw that her stomach had swollen a few inches , very visible given her mesh shirt. “holy shit...my belly!” She yelled out. Alex looked over and saw her girlfriend swelling before her eyes . Her jaw dropped and she immediately looked to herself, just in time to see her shirt buttons strain. The two began to panic but before they had the time to react to it, a pair of strippers came from behind and shoved them up onto the stage , holding both by one arm .the suddenness made both drop their drinks, yet Victoria held two more waiting. Maggie quickly picked up on what was about to happen and opened her mouth embracing it. In confusion , Alex looked over and called out “Maggie what are yo…?” before she could finish her sentence, a whole glass of the house special was poured into her mouth. The same happening to Maggie.

With the emerald bubbles now gurgling within their guts, the two was let go. Beginning to really panic, Alex clutched her stomach as it burbled out , swelling out forwards more. Her body had much more in store for her than that however. The drinks next effect  started within her . It started with a tightness within her skirt.  Dread filled her , guessing what it was . “Oh god… that …cant be right.” She groaned. Alex then heard a ripping sounds coming from below as well as a concerning creeak that almost sounded like a balloon being rubbed. As much as she didn’t want to look down , needing whatever ignorance she could have, but curiosity was eating away at her. Gazing down , she saw her once ample ass now looking utterly massive. Their would have been some relief in that while so big they both looked pregnant, their bellies had stopped swelling. Alex couldn’t focus on that however, his swelling rump too much of a concern. She would have dwarfed her thicker girlfriend , accept for the fact that Maggie’s ass had also began to grow , bulging around the bottoms of her short shorts which seemed to be holding up well. All the rips and tears coming from her skirt.  “What the hell is happening to us?” Alex asked in utter confusion. Maggie on the other hand simply held her belly with a smirk “just give into it , It feels so good.” She told her.

Alex was however still deep within panic. The dancer behind her giggled as she made some hapless attempts to fight back her own swelling ass, she was pushing against it each time being followed with a loud creak . Despite it all ,she couldn’t deny what Maggie had told her, it did feel good. Incredible even. She had a shameful amount of horny thoughts , desiring to grow more. Her mind buried those thoughts with shame however. As if her desires where being stored within her ass, it grew bigger and wider. With one big BWOOOMP , followed quickly by a sharp RIIPP , her skirt fell to the ground. Absolute horror filled her as the whole club glared at her now rather tightly. “How could this get any worse?” Alex thought to herself. The drink took such a thought as a challenge , increasing her cheeks reddening and unending shame with one , long and rather pungent fart.  So forceful that she moaned softy.  Victoria looked to her with surprise , having expected Maggie to fart first , as her ass had grown even bigger even while contained in a oddly resilient pair of booty shorts. “Wow, such a stinky little slut aren’t you? What’s the matter , can’t handle the carbonation?”

Maggie , seeing her girlfriend dissolving into shame, couldn’t help but smirk. An idea came to her mind and she immediately decided to go through with it.  Maggie came over and set her hands on Alex’s shoulders. The panicking girl thought it was to comfort her until she was pushed to her knees. Before she could react , Alex had an ass shoved right into her face before a fat blast of foul air gushed out in a long BRRRRRT!  It invaded her nose and while strong... it was tearing away all the little bits of fear and concern she had. Maggie looked down at Alex with a smirk, unaware that she had just set off the deep , horny core of her girlfriend.  “like the smell Hun?” she asked teasingly. Quick as a flash however , Alex got up and pushed Maggie to the ground before sitting on her face. Her swelling ass groaning as it grew around the pinned woman’s every feature.  A deep rumble came from the gut, gurgling so strong Maggie could feel it on her cheeks.

Unfortunately for Maggie, the blimp of a butt on her was so large and swelling so tightly that it almost made a seal on her face. It forced the entire fart straight down into her gut, making it bulge out a little more.  A little in awe of the sudden outburst from her girlfriend, Maggie didn’t struggle whatsoever.  The dancers on the other hand seemed to think such a devious action deserved punishment. Victoria stood by like a ring leader as the two other girls grabbed up smaller glasses of the house special and drank them down.  The pairs guts grew rapidly although their asses , which where already huge like Victoria’s , didn’t .  they came and stood either side of Alex and both let rip their own farts , yet to their surprise Alex breathed in the poots as if they where a fine perfume , revelling in the hornieness of it all. This didn’t stop the strippers however, sandwiching her head between their soft asses while continuing to berate her with fowl fumes.

Maggie , at the brunt of the grunts, groaned as her stomach took another full blast. It forced its way into her pushing out her belly even more. She was starting to feel tight. The meshing of her shirt was beginning to tear as her gut outgrew it. The seams of her booty shorts leaking fat flesh through , as well as her own near toxic gas. There was a noticeable wet spot between her legs as she grew hornier and hornier , and Victoria noticed. Not one to let a good opportunity go to waste, she went down and , with a single finger, tore off the overstretched shorts. Much to her delight , Maggie had gone without panties and was now bare to the crowds. All of whom seemed enthralled by every sight and smell coming from the stage. Victoria’s hand came down and entered deep into Maggie’s pussy and began to ruthlessly tease every inch of it. Something about the drink had made Maggie incredibly sensitive. One stroke was enough to make her on the cusp of climax. Realizing this however , she used it against Alex, slipping her tongue into her ass. This made Alex scream out it pleasure, in turn causing her to choke on the strippers farts.

With each moment both girls asses grew , lifting Maggie’s legs upwards . Her face was more and more encapsulated by Alex’s rear by the second. Pleasure had such a stranglehold on her mind that she was unaware of her rapidly approaching limits. Her skin was getting tighter, creaking constantly not just when touched. A redness was taking the taught flesh and with the farts coming in an accelerating stream , Maggie’s already stretching body was growing faster. Stretch was running out, yet pleasure and joy seemed boundless.  She wanted to keep getting bigger, huffing all the gas she could to grow more and more. Alex teased her “like the smell? How’s it feel to breath it all in?” her words taunting. Although that cocky mood was ruined within one plunge of the pined girls tongue. It made her groan out loudly . in retaliation she began to force as much farts out as she could all muffled by her ass and gulped down willingly by Maggie. Soon the creaking coming from her was so loud that even the blaring music was drowned out by it. That was until, with one last PFFFFFFFFTTT and an almighty orgasm caused by Victoria’s devious tongue, Maggie exploded sending scraps of latex like skin  across the stage. The bang was like a firework going off in the room.

Alex fell to the ground and was in shock that her girlfriend had exploded. Before she had the time to take such a thing in, Victoria pushed her back onto her ass. “Such a naughty slut popping your girlfriend like that. Time to get what’s coming to you.” She told her. Alex’s mind was like Maggie’s, swallowed in ecstasy. All she could choke out was “yes... ma’am ...”. A jug of house special was brought over to them however they stood behind Alex. Victoria pushed her head down pushing her ass into the air. There came a sudden pressure against her hole as a funnel was pushed into her ass.  Then came a glug glug glug as the whole two litre jug was poured into her.

Within a instant , her belly exploded into gurgling, bubbling ,and groaning as it began to work it’s magic.  Her belly swelled rapidly, buttons snapping from her shirt one after another being launched into the depths of the club. Her rear began to bulge out even more , her panties tearing off immediately. Victoria came down and picked them up before holding them in front of the groaning , swelling girl. “A little something to remember you by, seeing as you’ll be gone without a fucking trace in the next minute.” She gloated.  It didn’t mean a thing to Alex though. The whole room was changing “pop!” over and over again, and they where getting what they wanted. Fart after fart pushed through her ass which was now wider than her arms stretched to their max.  Her skin was reddening as the pressure grew. “F...FUCK ...BEST...DATE.... EVER!” she yelled out as her body let out it’s last defiant creaaak.

BOOOOM.

The room was filled with a humongous, slightly pair scented , fart. There was nothing but stray tatters once more, which the bartender began to sweep up. Victoria held the red panties, all that was left of either of them. “Shame the other one didn’t wear any, but...this was still a great evening girls. Take five...we have another booking this evening. Hen’s night of five.” She called out. The other strippers got to work as she went back behind the curtain. She casually tossed the panties into a big pile , hundreds more all infused with foul odours welcoming the remnant of Alex into it’s mass.