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I love them bickering so much 😭

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Your lips curl mockingly. "How high can you count?" you ask Rafael. "Tell me when you reach the limit, and I'll take over."

Rafael doesn't interrupt his counting, nor does he look away from the double doors, but the thief lifts his hand in front of your face and gives you the finger.

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You round on the bastard, almost grabbing his shoulders and shaking him. "Come on. Damn you to hell, open the damn thing!"

"I'm already in hell, listening to—"

Click.

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You lift [outfit 1] and [outfit 2] in each hand. "Which one?"

Rafael frowns. "Why are ya askin' me?"

"So I can pick the opposite."

Comments

shrek4ever

Your honour is love them The last one actually killed me, Romanus is so hilarious

Warpotato

The silent middle finger is great. My kinda insult right there. And if someone held up two separate outfits and said that to me, I wouldn’t even be mad, I’d just laugh!

AndrasteN7

While rafael simps drool all over this, all I got from this sneak peek is that we're getting closer and closer to the ball!!! Hadrian, my beloved, we're almost there! 🤣🥰😍

Wrap Wrapowy

Romanus can be such a dick and just for that alone I adore them. 🥰

Rue

I'm dying! Sarcastic Romanus is so petty, I love them so much! 🤣

river

Pls the world's funniest unintentional comedic duo😭😭

AndrasteN7

If the shoe fits... jk sandwich simp to your hearts content! Ana blesses all simps equally. She feeds us all so well 😭 she's the queen of IF romance and takes care of her loyal simps 😭🥰

AndrasteN7

I don't think vallen would care about the outfit you choose tbh... she'll just love your "skin suit" most of all 💀she'll probably want to wear it too 😳😱🤣

Selly

I love them sm 😩

Rue

If I don't get a chance to sneak a dance with Alessa in, I'm rioting! (JK it'll still be peak fiction)

Wrap Wrapowy

& I WOULD LET HER 😭😭😭 ... I mean I probably shouldn't and wouldn't but... I'm trying to be romantic here. Trying to woo my boo 🥰🥰🥰

Jo

Can I have a sitcom with them, please

Chai

"So i can pick the opposite" actually made me laugh out loud hahaha!! LOVE this duo !!

Sneep

god theyre so funny i love them. worlds dumbest double act

Sofía

i need a whole book of just this

mila (yugocar)

i’m so excited 😭 i love that pretty much all the bickering you write in this game is super fun

Tati179

I love this dynamic with Romanus and Rafael so much! Rafael has taken the # 1 spot as my favorite ever since I joined Patreon (previously held by Hadrian).

Lauriane

The silent middle finger!! I love this bickering old married couple type of dynamic so much ❤️ sarcastic Romanus meeting their match lmao, or at the very least someone who will clap back!