The phone lines are open! (Patreon)

We are taking a short summer break but want to keep in touch. Call the Swindled Hotline at +1 (512) 387-5016 and leave a voicemail using the following script:

My name is _______ from _______ and I am a concerned citizen AND a ValuedListener™.

Feel free to add a bit extra but don't try too hard. Voicemails will be chosen mostly at random BUT if yours stands out on the first pass you'll stand a better chance. :)