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With matted hair and a sus mustache I apologize for my 0 nic vape, merch drop craziness, were in a magazine, watch Wicked, Arcane season 2, woman's pants. Why is bro sitting so chill is he the chill guy crypto coin

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Zafiro

What the flip I'm so early is crazy

Vara

this is epic

ash 🪼

how did you know i just heated up thanksgiving leftovers

Gummy Bear

Do you know what issue of dazed you guys are in 😭😭 i want to get a print

Zafiro

I really like your lamp very nice love it

mari

happy friday guys!! and hamzah i guess

ash 🪼

love how simple but cozy this is especially after seeing all your framed ai pictures

j

yay yaya yay

evie🪲

looks cozy as hell W gatorade bottle

Lucy

how does one get the magazine bro

dee

holding space with this rn

Bwee

Im about to clean the kitchen to this now ✌🏼

Lex

Happy black friday hamzah

vivi

heck yeah !!!

angel

how do we find you and martins article i want to read it so bad !! 🥹🥹🥹

anna spach

sitting in da bed in women’s pants ☺️

Grace

Yes

erin ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚

listen old news but i had the matthew tuna salad and it was actually banging you just have to adjust the quantities

emma

WHAT UPPPP

vivi

the little figure near ur lamp is so cutesie

maya

Hamzah is Sean Diaz coded

meztli 🐞

cozy bed set up today i love it 🙏

janelle

i bought the calendar + maroon hoodie yesterday 🥹♥️ i’m super excited!

Zury ✨

I bought the nap queen hoodie 🤍

cj

Heyyyyy diva

rachel

Oh hiiiii

dani

awesome sauce

Ricky Robas

I’ve been waiting all day for the merch to get their Black Friday sales 😂

evelin

IM UPPPPP

dani

loving the set up queen

Alice Schacher

Thought u were Martin in the thumbnail

Zury ✨

Thoughts on newjeans, fromis_9, and loossemble disbandment?

vic

So if you care to find me, look to the western sky!

moleypie

Perfect timing

vic

Okay 1080p 😝

jebbie joober

beau is afraid was the worst movie experience i ever had and im happy we have that in common

sonya

what happened to the little nook you decorated and recorded like two episodes in 😞

heather

re-subscribed to the patreon and the spark in my eyes are finally back

anna spach

THANK U JUST IN TIME FOR MY RUN

brylie

Looking extra greasy today, keep up the good work!!

liliana

excited to hear what u have to say about wicked because me and my friend hated it and were very bored 😭

alexa

Hamzah pleaseee use Letterboxd again, I know you have this weird gripe with it but please get over it…for us❤️

candy

Just ate mashed potatoes

Zury ✨

Justice for us oily skin people 😞

tristin

i can’t tell if he’s really tired or gone

Aciel 🩶

more bully gameplay pls i want 2 laugh at u guys suck at it

emma

NEWJEANS DISBANDING????? I thought they were getting fortnite skins soon hello

dee

UNLIIIMITEDDD

liliana

honestly it wasn’t all bad and there were parts I thoroughly enjoyed but I think I’m realizing musicals just typically aren’t my thing/it felt like a lot of the plot was replaced purely by singing. I don’t think it was necessarily a bad movie, just not for me !

Aciel 🩶

i haven't watched the last 3 patreon videos ... i just come to see the comments .. i'll catch up soon love u bye

Gabby Duffek

did bro just refer to bowen yang as steven bone

yas

i forgot you drink out of your water bottle like that

janelle

damn i rlly liked beau is a afraid 💀 ari aster is one of my favorite directors

steph

i feel like we're at a sleepover and you wont let me get a word in

Cait Boardman

i’ve never watched arcane chat is it worth watching?,,

Cait Boardman

is there a slushy discord i can join the reddit is depressing

Zafiro

I'm watching arcane just because u recommended sm it's really good to be honest I like the gay

marilyn

look at you all cozy in bed 🫶 wish that was me rn. Can’t do one more hour of this shift bruh

trapnevt

what does bro have against logging movies on letterboxd ⁉️

Jade

my sister has been telling me to watch arcane and i started it yesterday 🙏

yas

a whole article in dazed magazine letsgooo

ravi

Did u see Derek Gerard sneak diss slushy noobz???

Zafiro

It's okay dude don't be embarrassed queen never cry

Alexa

This might just be the chill guy crypto coin

kasia

you look just like glinda

Sarah T

hamzah im begging you PLEASE READ MY ADVICE SEGMENT I NEED YOU TO READ IT

raniya

Yes and also there’s a character with the same name as u

Gabriella

Im peeling garlic while i watch this i make pickled garlic just thought you should know great patreon ep Thanks

raniya

Girl u did not hear him and its cause a lot of things ARE just Canadian just as a lot of things are just American

Abbie

Can confirm me and all my coworkers at the theatre are slushys

yas

that’s right throw the vape across the room ‼️

miley

i’m at a bowling alley are u joeking

marilyn

They Are Gay because I (Gay Person) SAID SO. who longingly looks into their homies eyes like that before they IMPLODE!!!! (gay People)

Alex

You knowing the word chonies is crazzzy 😭 its a slang word for underwear in spanish

yas

demure ozempic arc 😭😭😭

avaaaaaaa

yes i also do that with my arm as an ex fatty

marilyn

real shit how awesome it is for you to make a living making videos with ur bestie 🫶 a magazine article, merch selling out.. UGH so happy for u guys :,)

Gabby Duffek

NO THAT WAS MY ADVICE YOU CUT OUT. I'm sure your advice was good 🤧

ravi

Does anyone know where my broke ass can read the dazed article for free

tristin

i am still in the thick of my sickness hamzah

Zafiro

I feel so exclusive cus I listened to the old pod episodes when they were still up on Spotify

Elana

Okay okay okay I’ll watch arcane

Abbie

Also bro I got double charge this month refund me please 🙏🏻😁

Claudia

You just say very cancelable things sometimes I think maybe 😭😭

leslie

there's no need to feel embarrassed, i support u <3

desiree

petition for patreon exclusive merch in which there is a pink crewneck with humbug face in the middle. thank you

haley

Still struggling with this mystery winter illness :(

aubrey meadows

Bruh who was in ur house and WHY 😭

eustakia

omg stoppp i work at a korean skincare store rn !! feel like he would fw the skin1004 ampoule and purito oat gel cream

bri

my winter sickness just started this morning :( but i’m glad that it’s now i guess because hopefully that means i won’t be sick during the week of finals/my birthday/christmas like literally every year ever

alyssa 𐙚

you see snl clips on saturday because it airs on saturday friend ❤️

esme

puff puff

meghana

why didnt you log it on letterboxd‼️

calista tadeo

my first oocpod video i see after subscribing & it’s filled w you talking about all my favorite things i am in love

Wbknz13

yayy funny episode I laughed out loud a lot

makaela

comfy dude never stop chatting please

makaela

i also do the kickstand i feel like a bike sometimes

makaela

share your skin care routine por favor i'm trying to get rid of acne too but i think mine is hormonal so hmmm

makaela

cineplex VIP experience is so garbage and so expensive for no reason the food is so bad and OVERPRICED

Juliette

as an oily person too, vitamin e oil helped my acne scarring, or using an oil-free moisturizer with it (even us oily individuals need hydration). Oil-free everything is the way to go! Also not picking helps to prevent scarring. If you do have to pop any, wash it after popping and then put a pimple patch on. Patches work best after you get even a little bit out. Good luck on your health journey!!

makaela

hamzah i paid $113 USD for nap queen why are your prices in usd when u r canadian?!? also all the merch was so great so v proud of u guys

makaela

my go to spot is always middle back for movies yupppp

makaela

i'm gonna take your advice too cuz i needs it thank you ma heart

Juliette

Absolutely! Oily skin is so tricky! Spent a long ass time trying to tame it

Lex

bro the ash trevino live last night where the girl pulled up on her and grabbed her hair at the bar and THEN her ‘tias’ ex coming and them having to call the cops like what the Hell is going on, Also ash leaked the girls address and phone number 😭

Lilli Ahearn

love u humbug thanks for the upload

lelu

vitamin d deficiency is linked to acne btw so make sure ur taking ur supplements… i learnt that the hard way.

liliana

have u considered birth control? I know it’s not an option for everyone but it completely fixed my cystic hormonal acne !

shebami

Wait this ambience tho

Paris Hardy

I really like Ari Aster & look forward to seeing all his projects , but I don’t ever need to see Beau again

shebami

Too scared to sit final row in the cinema, I’ve heard too many stories of ppl doing nefarious acts in the back

leo!

thank you for speaking out on us puss filled, oily pored heavy individuals 🙏🏽

leo!

I freaking love those gatorade bottles I have one too

Tanya Punchi hennadige

A smart way to get people to stop making edits of u would be to just keep the beard 😳

el snoopy

our asses are NOT making that a gif 🤣🤣🤣🤣

el snoopy

Viktor Jayce cosplays incoming WE USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS.

el snoopy

Unfortunately though they have in fact explored each others bodies :/// sorry bro

Haile

soo does anyone know what the pants are? because i can’t find them. (an employed slushy)

Evans

Why is the sickness real I just got over strep

evie🪲

how you’re being CONCIEVED💜

evie🪲

i’m a movie theatre employee omg i love the representation

makaela

i have yeah im 22 n i tried birth control when i was 18 n i also have pcos so it didnt rlly do much except make me gain weightttt but maybe i can try again

rita

you guys should dress up as Glinda and Elphaba for one of the podcast episodes

rita

CGI animals YES! hamzah you should definitely watch ‘the planet of the apes’ saga (the ones from the 2010s/2024 franchise) if you haven’t :)

Kelsey grey

listened/watched while weightlifting, thanks hamzah:)

Sarah T

Hey hamzah! I’m a nutrition and health major BMI is not accurate or reliable waist and hip circumference and difference is a more accurate than BMI especially when it comes to POC. BMI was created and calculated through middle aged white men.

shebami

Just saw a tik tok where someone did a jayce and vi meme using a slushy noobz video, this is a sign hamzah needs to be jayce and martin needs to be vi for the cosplay

shebami

Cos Lord knows you and Martin share the same success rate as jayce and vi

Zafiro

I read it zooming in on the screenshots I found on tiktok LMAO

aubrey meadows

Hamzah, please, us on slushy noobz twt need you and martin. Help us! 🥺

elle literacy

the dazed article is huge!! congrats!!! my favourite part is ye saying your favourite meme is “oh no no no no … i don’t know how that translates to text”

lalalala

must say that the nic free vapes r never rllt nic free 😢 all the brands that got a nic free one i feel like r fake but there’s stuff that doesn’t even produce smoke and it’s like placebo effect or the ripple is like water vapor and tastes like a dispo vape that’s on its last leg… kinda fye idk

taylor

No because I literally impulsively subscribed again because I saw “apology” in my email because I thought you were getting cancelled

zahrala123

Ok i will be ordering that at the movies on tuesday (but regular coke instead of diet sorry)

Camille Langlinais

havnt watched this yet but wanted to say I watched every slushy noobz video back to back (its basically the only media i was consuming) and I finally finished everything and now i am here so thanks for all the joy

zahrala123

ur actually giving your shippers more content if u cosplay jayvik i can’t lie

ashleyn

i may have dry skin but i am NOT a freak.

Khepri Lain

u guys need to get on dr oz forget your appointment dr oz will get you right

Zafiro

Guys something terrible has happened :(

autumn

Hamzah 😞😞😞😞 whyyyyyy

Zafiro

Damn bro I messed up we gotta go bald 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😅😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🥚

Abby

You need to go see Anora if you are loving movies recently

Catalina

Do you or Martin have advise on how to do essays well

tania

did U ever watch we live in time or anora

serena

I can’t believe he’s gonna be bald next ep

Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]

Can’t wait to see the ambient lamp light reflect off of Hamzah’s bald head 🧑‍🦲

Hattie

idk if Epiduo exists in canada but that stuff clears my acne so well - don’t get me wrong it will burn a layer of ur skin off but it works !!

Abigail

“BMI is technically obese” 💀💀

alexandra

someone make a demure counter

lyss

ok when’s the next stardew valley video 😕

farrah

basking in hamzah with hair before the bald incident 😓

Daisie Mae

YALLL ON DAZED BOI WHAT D HELL CONGRATS OMG‼️‼️‼️💪🐗🐗🐗

serena

Wait the dazed article was real??! Omfg so cool

hollzino

i have oily skin too and the ordinary helped my acne soooo much they have a bha peeling mask and salicylic masque thing and it cleared my skin and helps with scarring too

Ms.tootie3

Lululemons materials tested positive for pfas so the sales are rlly good

Clo

Stardew soon please

erika 🕺

someone tag him in the tiktoks explaining the whole lore of wicked and wizard of oz 😭

serena

fr though seeing a dermatologist makes it so much easier. if you have hormonal/adult acne, they'll probs prescribe you some topicals and/or pills. i think the hardest part will probably just be getting in the routine of doing these things (at least it was for me lol). and then making sure you have a decent face washing routine as well. maybe ask your derm for any product recommendations, and they might give you some samples!

mads reavis

I feel like you still have time for your T to increase tho, like ur only 22 and i don’t really know that many people our age with super thick and full connected beards

Carlota Chavez

i've struggled with acne as well (i have oily skin too) i tried expensive products or products that where recommended to me BY a dermatologist, (he basically told me it was bc of my hormones, fuck that guy lol) but I was slowly giving up until one day at Target i was getting my skin care stuff and i saw this one product, its called "Good Molecules" its a Korean product, its free animal cruelty, and it works so good! doesn't dry out my skin (that usually happens to me i buy products that are too strong and cause to dry out my oily face) it has not made me break out, every time i get a new pimple i wash my face them boom its gone, also its not expensive at all, its like $12 (usd) trust the koreans ;)

JOSUL

U gotta start thinkin abt audio listeners bro

haylay

WAIT are we all gonna ignore the fact Hamzah has been in a group chat/ spoken with THE CAROL BASKIN?!?!?!??

haylay

i cannot wait for the next pod with him bald i’m itching with eagerness

siennalunaaa

hamzah please drop that iconic Canada hat I neeeed🥺

andreea

the being sober while young thing is so real, I think it originates more in the fact that (I will definitely generalize here) a lot of people started using said substances too soon, undeveloped brain soon, and when you get to a more “appropriate” age, you’re somewhat over it or you’re starting to feel the actual repercussions of underage/early consumption lol (weed induced psychosis goes crazy) this generation does have a proclivity for soberness tho, it’s genuinely interesting to see

yo mama

hamzah i cleared my schedule for the bald podcast 😁

Aminaa

Bro said conceived instead of perceived 😭

kenzi

as a sometimes oily skinned gal i do love tallow a lot!!

Anna Amber

Bro needs more pillows

Lauren

Hamzah have you ever tried tretinoin gel/cream for the acne? It cleared mine !

blarggg

30:08 movies with talking animals captivated me as a child too. i had Beverly Hills Chihuahua 1-4 on dvd (´ー`)

nell

jayce and viktor end scene was literally the most romantic and beautiful scene ever😭i feel like yes the writers may have intended them to be straight but they are soulmates (in a gay way🤨)

nell

omggg u guys are gonna cosplay them???😭😭im so excited (#jayvik)

emily lin

popcorn 🗣️ diet coke (keep it healthy) 🗣️ and then the reese’s cups 🗣️

Carly Bisher

What your legs aren’t bad to look at wtf do u mean

iman

omg heavy on the dry face propaganda - an oily faced individual

fi

russel wilson was my library card #gohawks k uhm

YeatEnjoyer

I have to skip this ep for now because my downstairs neighbor is blasting/singing wicked songs rn and it's driving me absolutely nuts

Yoshi

Is the water bottle foreshadowing

Tatiana

the advice on how to love yourself is actually so helpful :) this is a great episode