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125 - Bald Bold and Beautiful (Patreon)

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I look ad sound very tired, the doctor is tired of seeing my bald ass, spotify wrapped, nettspend drop, ceo died, no more buying stuff, wawawa

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Ale banana buns

finally I can clean my house with something to listen to 🤗

cait

big bald beautiful mama

emma

I'm actually fw the bald head like

LBERK

just got hit with a wave of emotions seeing the bald head in new settings

Barbie

Triple B 🙏🏻

Angelica

Was waiting for this baldy

Teagan

hello all

BiggyDeeZ

I’ve been waiting for this one ☝🏽

Teagan

your bald head is awesome i think

manda

bald baddie

Alexia V

hey handsome! new musician vibe???

Elana

I’m pooing but I’ll still watch

ellaerin

bald head shining and keep it held high because you can be a light in the darkness 😇🥲

haylay

good morning from australia it’s 7:58 am

Leilany Cruz

Yall need to change the intro characters to be bald…

autumn

Yippeeeeee

evelin

forgot you were bald

Claudia

omg I forgot you were bald

Beth

HAMZAHH I wanna come thru TMRW I'm still on the wait-list! Does that mean it's sold out ?? ;((

Zury ✨

Is the intro gonna be bald too?

arielle

no but it’s the way u really truly are bald and beautiful to me💚

haley

Ooc podcast + sims

Alyssa

First you and Martin look like Trixie and katya and now you steal their podcast name wowwww

Beth

I was looking forward to the bald solo podcast all week lesgooo

sarah

shining bright like a diamond 💎

soph

and who decided to go bald? 😑

Zafiro

I saw bald in the notification and knew it was baldzah

jullian

bald and beautiful 💚

Lucy

Hey y’all

ash 🪼

sighed so loud hearing you talk abt being naked at school. it's been a minute bro 😞

zahrala123

thank god u dropped this right before my hour drive home

Addison

looking good baldy

c

NO ONE TOLD YOU TOO😭😭

Zafiro

if you don't shampoo ure gonna get dandruff BAD wash again please

Nooz

idk i like the head

amannynadya

I was in the top 0.001% of 6 FEET listeners

alexa

cant believe this is my life 😭

Amy

U can take DHT blockers for male pattern baldness

gabriella piscani

buddy u can dilute apple cider vinegar with water and use that to wash yo bald ass. a lot of no poo people use that just to disinfect and soothe the follicles and it's good for hair growth alledgedly

selene 🎧

shaved and everything is crazy

Zafiro

Oh my god he's bald and concussed 🙄

Lex

let me get one last laugh in real quick: 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥

amannynadya

GLOVELESS SHE CHECKED UR BALLS??????

moleypie

i forgor you’re bald

steph

obligatory bald comment

taliah gray

Asking for a ball touch is insane

ravi

There’s always something so eerie about young bald men but slay queen

Liz Rodriguez

tomorrow’s my birthday!! i’m pretty sad i won’t be able to go to the meet n greet because i’m not in Canada 😭 but whoever’s going have fun!!😼

val

Requesting the ball touch is crazy

mcsnizzle

BALD! BALD! BALD! 😂😂🤣 sorry hamzah

cadence

the security lady doing that does NOT seem right at all wtf

By natalee

why do you have so many guitars now

LBERK

left ball sack in a green hoodie talking to himself xx

Claudia

6:16 there’s no way this is true LMAOO WHAT

Beth
>>157533880

Oh okay I should've watched before I commented LMAOOO see you tomorrow!

luana rodrigues

I also thought it was a dream till i woke up the next morning😃

bunny

you caressing your bald head in the beginning...

Natalie

hamzah I get cervicogenic headaches and yours sound like mine

amannynadya

talking about ballsack when looking like one rn is crazy. bro

kinsbot

i love paying 5 dollars a month to listen to ur bald headed ass ponder about ur ball sack on gawd /srs Why are we mad at Hamzah /srs

By natalee

the Buy Now documentary was wild, I connected with her ass on LinkedIn.. we need to take down corpos preying on us

haylay

omg i have alopecia aswell we’re both bald and bold and beautiful thank you for your kind words

Emily

wait i see the vision w the bald

gen

emphasis on beautiful 😍

lane

in a school lockdown rn but the hamzah grind never stop 🙏

Zafiro

Lemme get a close up of that bald head wanna count the follicles

Teagan

are you being serious about liking nettspend

Zury ✨

Thats not the vibe STOP

natalya

whoever says hamzah doesn’t look good bold is lying k

Zafiro

Man I can tell you're dizzy hope your head is okay

khalia

wash and oil your head….

Angelica

I had a friend in highschool who had alopecia, also from Arabia, last time I saw him his eyelashes were gone but he still had hella curls!

asmaa

Are you a nettspend fr or for fake I can’t tell

Hhiley

Hamzah you actually have a very nice head shape and the hairline isn't even that bad 🕺 go off king

ashleyn

so when i replied to ur insta story the other day and said "it could be worse it could be nettspend" i forgot that u were actually a nettspend fan and i would like to apologize for that...

Elana
>>157533761

I’d rate it 5/10 Wanner a very enjoyable experience 😞😞😞

Shi

Baldzah and baldtin

Ashlie Mason

greatest album ever made? what about cold visions?

jebbie joober

anyone know what netflix show he’s talking about??

Tony

nett album was album of the century btw

janelle

are you learning how to play the bass and guitar or something?

Aurora

And you did this to me during finals week. I’m LUCKY I got through this😔

yas

Amazon prime hate to see you coming 😭

melonjouce

my bald king 🙏🏻

makenna

What was ur fav nett song off the album….

brya

hamzah i love u bro i love ur bald head i never make fun of you ever every time u bring ppl making jokes ab u i feel so bad bc grrr why tf is everyone so rude like no one knows when to stop

amalia

“I’m trying to limit on my cussing….” 5 mins later “we in this bitch together”

Elizabeth

Boy I swear you did not buy a $60 screenshot 😪

ash 🪼

can you guys play tattletail plz just in time for christmas!!! 🙏

yas

the way the story swipe ups are stressing you out 😭😭

raniya
>>157534809

DUDE! I saw it too it was so good I feel like it’s all stuff I “know” but it’s like a sleeper agent in my brain till I watch a documentary that kicks it into the front of my brain

Ashlie Mason

terrible excellence got the serpents in my section

shebami

Heyyyyyy spookyyyyy

alyssa 𐙚

mama a dandruff takeover ahead of you

alexa

Hamzah please shampoo your head, it’s probably smelly and you don’t even realize

shebami
>>157541075

Omg I beg u draw on a goatee and remake the “you was in the club” video once it gets to buzz cut length

Slader

Is the title supposed to be two truths and a lie?

Wbknz13

29:52 “did you guys see how I didn’t stutter or skip” after tumbling through that whole paragraph 😭

sierra

but hamzah what if my ikea french press is incredible for making herbal tea with loose herbs ?

Ket

the text portion is so real literally going through that

bridget

Pls shampoo ur head Boy you’ve experimented enough

cande

whats ur favorite song from nett’s album bro

Maddie

Noo you absolutely need to shampoo your bald head, it will accumulate too much oil… not good

Anthony

HAMZAH😈 your 2024 Spotify wrapped😼

audrey👼🏼

absolutely legendary 2024 spotify wrapped😂😂😂😂

precious

the wildin out comment got me crying LMAOOOO

Kaia

hamzah when are the orders from the first night of merch drop shipping? i keep checking and it still just says preparing shipping

tristin

nett is from VA

blyth

why do you look as if ur bald😂

yas

also pls shampoo your head don’t joke about that 😟

alayna

i know your head is so cold now,,, you should’ve done this in the summer

annie 🌟

actually nett is from richmond va 🙄🙄

Sarah

This was the most beautifully bold bald shit ever, I needed it!

Emily P.

hamzah would u come to the DMV be honest

christeen 🎧

There’s no way u think netts new album is aoty when cold visions, psykos and boy dropped this year… (I haven’t listened to it yet)

King bob

Bad ASS FUCKING kid. Just because you don’t wanna say it :)

laura

bald looks beautiful on you

Kylee

13:20 as someone that had moved like 4 times in the last 5 years, I am detached to worldly things 😂 jk but I’m trying to have a car full of boxes, tops!!

bri

hello does anyone know what that documentary about consumerism on netflix is called?

Fay Echo

The headaches are because you played with the ouija board.

perla

hamzah hair can’t grow with a dirty ah scalp wash ts bro

hollzino

for some reason u dont even look bald its so funny the shadow of your hair looks like a buzz cut but PLEASE do a bleach blonde buzzcut once it grows out

kenzi

bros acting like it’s OUR fault 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

Benny

Baldy baldy over there whats it like to have no hair is it hot or is it cold IDK cos im not bald

Madeleine Harragan

rap at 14 mins gives I'm from Brooklyn that's alright

chloe😛

subscribed just to see your bald ahh head 😇

Fay Echo

Amazon Prime takes two weeks to get to where I am 🥲 but so does everything else.

Bri

I had the exact same headache issue and after tons of scans it turned out to be dehydration lol just had to up the water intake

andreea

lol thank you for responding to my advice, glad to be a part of the nettspend-union worker-amazon prime conversation 🙏🏻 really solid effort at reading all of that aloud very glad to also know the first thing people associate with romania is andrew tate, bald ass fucking kid 😍

Blaise

Taking some of Trixie Mattell and Katya nachos

vvan

Apparently Spotify laid off a lot of people and used AI to create this years wrap. It’s sucks

Madison giraldo

omg I have having that weird headache too. Its behind my right eye though instead of my left. Every time I move my head and i’ve had it since Sunday

zia 🩷

love u baldzah

siennalunaaa

Where do we send a message for Hamzah to read during podcast?

bri

just listened to first 55 secods of that nettspend album... there's absolutely no way hamzah is being serious

goby !!

i like baldzah guys

Wbknz13

The gift advise is soo real, as much as I appreciate the candle/lotion/fuzzy sock gift givers, I would much rather have one thing I actually would really use

Jack

so he watched a documentary on consumerism and immediately threw away a bunch of durable goods that could've been donated or given to someone else?

hattie j

baldzah bias 💞

yza yza

this is awesome thank u

Beth

So sad couldn’t take a pic w yall td cuz I got too cold after a few hours 😭 but I’ll see y’all during the competition on the 21st YAYY. Also saw Claire and Chase td which was niceee

Beth

Got a peek at Martin’s face with Santa suit he had a resting bitch face it was funny LOL

brooke

I paid for this

brooke

Im new here Im the new kid

brooke

He reads comments

brooke

This is an account for My friend Vic and I

sam🌟

hamzah describing face masks that turn you into someone else while him and Martin sold masks like that is so 😭😭😭 boy we know what face masks r

nina

good to be back after a couple of months

alexandra

i need to watch that consumerism documentary like rn

desiree

i wish i asked to see ur bald heads at the meet and greet

desiree

also wanna say yall cooked cuz it was super organized no kai cenat tom foolery going on there

sam 🎈

I feel extra special now knowing that quen be lurking on here too, hamzah and quen collab when? (hamzah hit her up 🤓)

Gracie

Love you hamzie I’m poor and gotta unsubby. This was the best month of my life

Veronica Minuti

im used to the baldness but not at the same time, but it's slaying

sofia

throwing away your kitchen stuff but buying that gahdamn screenshot 😭

siennalunaaa

I need a light brown nap queen jacket fr

kemora

My first comment on the Patreon omg I’m so excited!!!

taylor

Hamzah you know the ai sweet talk was working on you cmon

Heather

Hamzah Joon, you're so wise for your age ❤️

alex

why being molested is so normal for men

cece

new ep tdy right

tessa

i feel lowk uncomfortable listening to nett as a 21 yr old i can’t believe martin doesn’t at 25 LOL

mo mo 🦄

Whose guitars r those 😮

mo mo 🦄

I recently shaved a little bit of my right eyebrow; and since - as far as what I think I look like - my eyebrows are a key part in my appearance, and any minor change to them was hard for me. but either waayy,,,, it felt like a sense of renewal that I’ve been needing. Changes are not only good, but they’re inevitable; but sometimes we need 2 know how to moderate the change in question. and look at it in a more general standpoint. And I say this because I feel similarly about these kinds of topics. 😎

leo!
>>158150431

one of the many reasons why I can’t get into him 😭😭

Jess

When will Hamzah enter his activist era

Lisa
>>158069047

Because of the toxic idea that “men are always stronger and therefore can’t get abused especially by women” and “if a woman abuses the man it still counts as a ‘win’ for the guy” which is absolutely disgusting. It reminds of a boy in high school who opened up about being groomed and his friends were like “you’re so lucky” Like wtfff

Ruth Nash

Martial did some crazy stuff with the law

jjay2real_

bald guy manifested nettspend

c

its crazy that u say that sometimes u need to realize things arent for u bc i was about to comment that with the having full on conversations over text thing. i am a fairly mentally ill individual, but i am working on being more social and the way i'm currently comfortable with doing that is by having conversations with people over text. it's legitimately the most social interaction i get aside from my college classes. it feels like it helps me move from a place of having not socialized for so long that i've forgetten how to speak, to a place where i am able to take my time and think out responses if i need that, but i am also given space to be witty and social and fun again, and learn how to be comfortable with that. i will say that i can recognize when someone has the texting philosophy that you do and i will obviously not text that person in that way, but i am so eternally grateful for the people around me who entertain that sort of conversation, as it has been able to pull me out of some dark shit.

Claudia

Alopecia twin let’s gooo 💖😂🤘🏻 fr you’re rocking the look

Carly Bisher

How do you submit stuff for advice?

Beth

Get you some castor oil from winners or beauty supply store for thinning hair! It’s so clutch

Beth

Oof I hope y’all do another meet and greet event sometime this year! Would love to meet yallll

vvan

I’m going to a binge before I cancel my subscription. This is the best advice segment ever.

Adriana Hernandez

I HATE AI 😂 the AI podcast is so uncanny valley, I had to skip. Also AI is killing the planet

hydrocodone

Why are episodes 55 and below not there ?

yaniwluv

Nettspend is from Virginia not North Carolina