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133 - Triple Edged Sword (Patreon)

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Holding up im cooking rn ill add a description in a sec

Comments

aylla

this is actually fate i JUST clicked on patreon to check

🦌

so excited 😛😛

chloe

hamzah 😄

sarah

Happy Fridayyyyyy

candy

Haiiii

bisher2000

Aye what’s for dinner

Malaya

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

leena

hiiiii good evening mr fantastic

aisha

What does this title mean

Ciara

hellur

polly

heyyy bf missed u

kinsbot

Water u making

Trenton

Happy Friday👀👀

Dsstiny

Was stalking now I’m early

steph

what are we cooking

Yaritza

LET HIM COOK❤️❤️

Beth

The pants are slay

bil

he’s making the GIGI pasta

ruth

waiting for pod ❌ waiting for new description ✅

Isabella Avery

HI HAMZAH HIIIII IM WATXHING ALL. VIDEOS CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER BUT FROM LAST TO FIRST. im sorry i just watched where u got groped so ill be back to this in like a few months when i finish watching everything

georgia

patiently waiting for the description so excited

angel

finally boi

Ciara

what’s cookin good lookin

LIZZIE

Cook king

lay

40 minutes 😢

ravi

Let him cook

jiji

boy ur PUSHING IT with these pod lengths i love u tho

Sophia

still haven’t vacuumed that carpet yet.. hamzah😔

kia

right when i get home from work and go on my phone … bless

nanya

does that mean we get a real description no gpt

angelina

what a good day to be a patron

Deborded

Cooking Gigi Hadid feta pasta

sweetlemons73

dont put the cardboard in the oven this time💔

remay

I love ur pants its giving African dad

Dej

Wonderful hello king

unicorn poop

where tf is desc 😡😡😡😡

Nat

waiting on the description ur cooking up

sam

awesome description, they don’t call u the fantastic for nothing 🤞

Sami 💌

Water you talking about

amanduh

boi what are u cooking

Gwen

Can’t wait for this epic description

cherryinthealps

“i know that aint who i think it is”

Isabella Avery
>>170002418

wrong way i mean first to last. upset earlier videos r gone but was it bc they were pods w other ppl and felt more like interview/js didnt like pod w other ppl?

laura

perfect timing

King bob

is stardew ever gonna happen

amilli03

hi it’s me, your host, tomzah

areli

thank you

Susie

wait... let him cook y'all

aisha

Another short ep😫 it’s ok tho

Sarah C

We’re cooked bro 🥺

Radwa M

When I moved into a new house as a kid I would make sure I touch random parts of the house before my family so I could be the 1st one to touch it

Jordan

Have you watched the mincraft movie?

Alex

Chat gpt is taking too long ig

leena

i vehemently disagree the vintage cola ollipop is incredible there's like cinnamon in it

sara

Letting u cook rn

Love.amasia

I was also just cleaning my room so this is perfect 🤩

emily

what are you making us for dinner i’m starving

bre

let him cook

alberto

I agree with the Minecraft abundance problem, the worst part is organizing all the abundant shite

emie

potato salad and pasta, alliteration ass dinner

charlie🤍

yall this is for everyone for sodas i recommend the soda stream i think hamzah got it for martin for his bday i get it but use like healthy things for flavors that i like have at home peruod

emie

in my opinion the zero sugar dr pepper tastes like if regular dr pepper ran out of syrup

Barbara Raska

I love this absolute yap session, what is he even talking about 😍

jiji

crustraceans

Ruth

sister i missed you

Kayli

I AM ALSO NECK DEEP IN MY MINECRAFT PHASE

serena

not you cutting off the intro😭

supersillyhailey

boi did you just slap yourself and say “bad boy”?

okayjole

let’s gooooo

Kayli

What you’re describing with the mouth sounds, is me when someone throws up. I HATE IT and it makes me uncomfortable, but I’m intrigued and my stomach flutters, but I HATE it.

Phoebe Attwell

Listening to this on a run so pretty much better than everyone sorry chat

leena

youve talked about just doing stuff and being a go getter enough times to inspire me ty goat

emie

not to sound like a conspiracy theorist or nasty but i only wash my face in the shower or just with water before bed and i’ve never had skin problems. i think for some people products just don’t work

Zali

The second he said St Ives I knew it was about that damn apricot scrub 😒

Kayli

Holding space ❌ Take away space ✔️

charlie🤍

we never thought you were flexing hamzah😔❤️

emie

so in opposition to last weeks episode that discusses how we gotta look at our actions more deeply cause everything has soul energy, this episode says nothing is actually ever that deep. the duality of man 🤓

ravi

i liked the Hamzah asmr change the mic settings back

Kira!

I’m eating stir fry while watching this and my day js got instantly better AYEE!

laura

u just know hamzahs gonna be goofy as hell, martins gonna crack some jokes, mandy’s not gonna give af, and rudy gonna do what he does best 🤣🤣

lyn

how did you know i was a victim of the ginger ale olipop this week

loopy

plz drop the name of that self help book tho im trying to have a resume crazier than yours by 2030

katie

post a pic of your pasta

Sam Helmkampf

rock w/ the pants hamzah whered u get em

sir rexington

who's here before the updated description (ya right)

Egggyyyy222

i liked the random asmr in the episodes bring back the sensitive mic settings !!!!

Nat

zero sugar dr. pepper w cream soda is so good. highly recommend it, has been helping me w my goals as well!

Chloe Spektor

face moisturizer suggestion: the Johnson's Bedtime Baby Lotion (it comes in a purple bottle and has moons and stars on it). i'm not sure if they have it in Canada, but i've been using it since middle school and i am turning 23 this year and it's still the only thing i use. on god. I have tried so many other ones but I have really oily skin as well and it's the only one that does good things. it's only approx $6 USD for a generously sized bottle. trust me

Lupita

1 hr later and still no description

Kiara

waiting for the description…….

olivianne

There no description I wonder if it’s bc he’s cooking?

Caroline

hamzah i love you but shadow work is very much not bs. also if you read a bit more..the definition of shadow work is basically what you described right after..we observe past AND present…like you said “bad thought processes we already built grooves for..” and how do we know we built that pattern? we dig and look for what caused it…we have to “hear our own heartbeat and feel the ground on our feet” to even realize those negative thought patterns. I don’t wanna sound like a smart ass cause yeah whatever..xoxo 💞

Lexi

We are being fed lies 💔 where is the promised description

ravi

i recommend reading master of me by keke palmer if anyone wants a fun easy inspirational read

tania

i have been thinking about your sole energy theory since u proposed it last episode bc it sounds like something i probably thought of in like middle school

will 🐇

waiting for the description king

Onlyotherangel

This episode was so good and fun 🫶🏻

emie

Ill write the description don’t worry: Do swords have 3 points? What is social studies? Is the mouth noises better? Your parents don’t love you? Can’t get over your ex? Guys it actually is never that deep. Just live your life without anything getting to you and stop posting mukbang videos with gluttonous mouth noise eating. The SD card is dying so sorry for the short episode

Tahlia

Here so early making me feel Out Of Character

alexie

I love the background, it’s so calmly chaotic like none of it really makes sense but goes so well together

ely

yahhhhh

Bri

this week, I focused on the HSET (Hamzah soul energy theory), and little guy was really onto something

Adriana Aguirre

dang hes been cooking at the description for a while, its probably burnt by now

Dan

Thith tathe like thit

Monica Garcia

It’s been 4 hours bro 🥀🥀

shaya

let him cook let him cook 😅🙏🙏🙏

Lena

The chin still being there is sooo funny

Fay Echo

0:50 ur so unique 🤩

Maricruz Jimenez

homie is just hangry and blocking people bc of it lmao

Fay Echo

How do you articulate your thoughts so well? 💔

mel

this description bout to be fye🔥🔥🔥

zowy derp

bros been cooking the description for 5 hrs it’s bout to be so tuff

angel

gonna get gta 6 before a description for this episode 😭😭

zowy derp

ellie zeiler hate club

Mya Harris

Petition for hamzah to lowkey freshen up the blond 👀

Sam

you gotta update the watermark bro

Jett

W hamzah

jess 🍧

so excited for that potential description 💯

Sara

dang you’ve been cooking that description up for 8 hours💔🥀

kisha

its been 8 hours wheres the desc

sammy rose

cannot wait to see what’s in store for slushy noobs!!!

mcsnizzle

you are the rambling final boss

sagey

Why r u a genius

diana

bro never added a description

sarah

thank you for fixing the mic sensitivity you’re the best hamzah

lil

The only people I think it's acceptable for to be watching those seafood boil videos while eating are people recovering from an ED. Because when I was recovering it helped me immensely to have someone eating with me (I didn't watch those videos but I always ate with my mom/a friend). Other than that it's definitely weird if you're watching those for fun.

nanya

i watch them in full. when i crave a certain food and i watch someone eat it, it itches away the craving im sorry i dont even know.

Onlyotherangel

Legend says he’s still writing the description

Adi Behar

am i going crazy or is the disco ball guy getting more disco-ey. absolutely slaying with the anal bead chain also what a king

Adi Behar

also unironically have been thinking about soul energy - learning to propogate a plant in a old tomato jar and i think thats beautiful

Gabby

zero sugar dr pepper is diabolical it does NOT taste like the original. and real dr pepper enjoyers would know that. dont play with me.

izabella taylor

st.ives face wash is such a canon event LMAO

Landry Moore

We know u aren’t flexing dw❤️❤️❤️

kristen g

bro has been cooking for a while

farah

39 minutes is criminal 💔

monroe (°_°)

minecraft phase!!! pleaseeee do more minecraft on slushy noobz ORRRR longplays on the patreon plz i need it

Hannah 🦋

unfortunately if you ran a cult i would genuinely follow it

Hannah 🦋

me and my best friend are living out the soul energy theory thank you for your wise words

gab

Bros still cooking

Emily Sophia

he cooked but couldn’t cook up a description

juju

he’s still cooking

Pops

what’s with the length of the episode hamzah

Pops

hoping it’s u putting the soul energy theory into practice and not u weaning us off OOC

cass

cracking open my grape olipop rn

sydneyjordan

swear everyone was on about that apricot scrub 😭😭😭😭

ryssa

still cooking i suppose

bia

happy sunday

payton

as a counseling student I giggled at the shadow work bit

bia

yeah soda makes you thirsty it’s the sugar and sodium

payton

I partly agree I think you most likely can't fully sort out those things on your own but it can help to some degree. but that definition you read is essentially psychoanalysis it just needs to be done with a therapist to ACTUALLY reintegrate those parts of yourself

payton

I'm laughing I think about that image all the time too I was thinking about it yesterday. I think you guys might be thinking about yourselves too much

Marissa

Me doing my modern geometry homework while watching this… didn’t expect to be called lol

serena

No description update💔 but what’d you cook

Joey Johnson

Is this not on Spotify for anyone else

Ben

why are the god damn episodes getting shorter hamzah i’m actually gonna tweak tf out

Ben

i’m not liking this one

esra

this was actually so nice to listen thank you

chloe

legend has it, he’s still cooking

bibaa

I bet he is cooking up sum wild for the description

bibaa
>>170196127

STOP I was doing my geometry homework too and I look up and I see Hamzah talking about it

elise shepherd

hamzah you ate down w the Michigan gloomy Minecraft analogy as a Michigander 💔

Anthony

Hey bro are u cookstill

Anna
>>170155740

yeah i feel like u defineitly can “think” your way out of emotional trauma and baggage by addressing the parts of yourself that have been negatively affected by those events, and not suppressing them but accepting them as they are and trying to improve. i feel like not thinking abt those aspects of your self that have been negatively affected by trauma, can be detrimental in the long run and can weigh you down over time. i honestly didn’t agree with what he said at all lol but it’s okay

BiggyDeeZ

In a sec… it’s been 3 days

Alan

Minecraft is so back.

nathalie

I love olipops 😺

Sarah C

He burnt down the kitchen:(

Sarah Bonfiglio

can we have a 3 hour lets play minecraft from you

liddy rose

As an aesthetician I want to see hamzahs skincare routine so bad it’s driving me crazy hearing how Chase fucked him up I promise it was probably the absolutely wrong products

april

sounds like you like ASMR & don’t wanna admit it.

shemaya lawal

thursday episode? what’s that🥀…

Bekzyx

Can you bring back the audio only posts, I think my phones gonna overheat and explode 🙏

Katie Anderson

Hey Hamzah baby waiting whens the new episode. Love you but craving a new OOC pod ep ❤️

The Dancing Slushy

Hamzah I just came back from work look what you’re doing😓

Sabika

Did u ever finish cooking

alasiaw

Please do not do audio only I enjoy the video portion

eloise heeks

finally catching up on ooc slushy noobz ect

lili moulton

just got diagnosed as a psychopath by hamzah wow

olive

woww honestly i really like your perspective on shadow work. I still feel like shadow work is absolutely necessary in some aspect, some ppl go their whole lives without once checking themselves or questioning if theyre in the wrong or becoming conscious of subconscious toxic behaviors etc. so for that reason i believe in shadow work. But for the average person or people who are generally healed your advice is solid or at least helpful to me personally. although its easier said than done in a sense depending on the person

Soobination

bro's cooking for over 2 months

Colin Finnerty

Reminds me of when Jerma is doing his impression of someone eating Lobster

James

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