"New guy" (4/4) (Patreon)

"Hey, uh...I know you're a busy man so I'll try to make this quick. I don't know who the new guy is or how the fuck he's able to sweat that much but give him a raise. Like - really. The guy got to all of my nephews in one day. They said he was extremely nice and even SMILED. I mean, I'm not trying to throw shade at your runners, I know how rough shit gets...but that guy really seems like a kind soul and we both know how rare that gets. I feel like you'll wanna keep that one. Thanks again for the amazing service."