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[NSFW/LINEART AND FINAL] Live dick reaction + cake (Patreon)

Published:
2025-03-21 21:22:51
Edited:
2025-03-22 20:19:42
Imported:
2026-06
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Content

"Something wrong?"

"Nope, nothing at all 😐"

EDIT: FINISHED, a buttless version will be uploaded to tumblr but you folks get to have the whole cake.

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Dom

must be cold out there

TimeKnife

“Ugh of COURSE it’s fucked up. Anyway—“ *slorping sounds

Finnamin

Looking at the rest of him like “I should’ve expected this :/” Love this so much, aaaaa

steelsp

I was wondering if astarion was body shaming drow then I remembered his scar qdjjsjvkekvkkdgshf

Peeps

Trying to figure out his thoughts 🤔

faerunechoes

ok the cake is excellent but the way you drew the folds of his pants is so satisfying 😩

QueenOfTriforce

The universe knows me too well cause I opened my mail and this arrived at that exact moment and I wasn’t disappointed (like I never am) but bless the synchronicities and bless DU Drow for his pp cause we were able to see Astarion’s reaction to it.

BeSoSerious

Astarion knew he was down bad from the jump

Bash Sídhe

i was just thinking of the first time you drew this moment specifically because im gay as hell for when you draw lil hearts off of drow hes got his face buried in astarions taint like 💞 while astarions going through the 5 stages of grief lookin at his half assedly butterflyed wang

MxNasty

And to think Astarion thought *he* had some unusual scars. Love seeing this back story and the line art!

Amai|Neets

😂😂😅😂😂

Witch Hazel

Yaknow I WAS curious as to what what going through his head the first time he saw it

Ferencec Imanar

Rofl. The look on Astarion's face. A mixture of. 'oh fuck, what was I thinking? How am I supposed to manage that?" and 'Damn it. Give me that!' And somewhere in between is the whisper that he will fail this time with his machse, that it really..... really... by all the hell yes! He like him. And not just from the hipbones down... At least those are my thoughts when I look at him. Feel free to correct me if it's meant differently. A lineart 🖤 and so many details. A full moon. The picture is perfect. Nice to dream about when going to sleep. Hihi.

Shandora

His face is just like "what am I looking at?" 🤣🤣🤣

Vic

EXTREMELY chompable (also i remember you mentioning star's reaction to DU drow'd weird schlong on tumblr and im thrilled to see it realized)

Chaaalie Rae

Astarion is like... Huh, well this is different

Hannah Olivier

"Soooo, has it always been like this or..?"

legut

People are saying something about there being more to this illustration than just absolutely scrumptious ass, but I can't seem to be able to see past that perfect two orbs... 👀

catana

it’s giving “i’ve seen worse”

Molly

I'm sitting here at work and "Live Dick Reaction" pops up on my phone, and I'm staring at it wondering if I should just open it and look. Glad I did.

Lisa-and-Shadow

Overwhelming urge to bite that CAKE 🍰 and I'll never be over Astarion's reaction to Drow's "Downstairs Renovation"

leighistired

"This guy's so weird his dick might as well look like that." -Astarion's inner monologue, probably

Aimes

His face! Like, “what the….I mean, I can work with that but…what?” 🤨

Azurami

Out of 200 hundred years, this probably makes the top 10 weirdest schlongs he has seen

Andy O'Connor

Haughty and judgemental, but still absolutely going to deepthroat that while grabbing fistfuls of that delicious cake :3

Fern with Googley Eyes

A truly amazing post to see hit your notifications in the ER. (I only slightly paused clicking because hey, what if a nurse saw? Like what if they snuck up and snooped on what I was looking at?) Thanks for your wonderful sense of humor. I am constantly thrilled a bunch of us can send you a dollar a month and you have time to keep drawing these freaks (affectionate.)

KurtSucks

“What did you…nevermind, I don’t need to know.” - Astarion

Mz Amnesia

honestly its lowkey jarring to see such a perfect ass xD like dudes who are SUPER hairy but their ass is just BALD--thats durge, but w gashes everywhere except his badonkadonk

ihavenolife

Banana split and cake? Why the hell not?

corra

dat ass

Kitty

"ohhh...kay. Of course. Let's get on with it."

tenderroni

That cake has a gravitational pull

xxNecroDancerxx

Only if you posted this on a Thursday afternoon 🤣 "what you doin out here with all this ass? double cheeked up. on a thursday afternoon. hella ass." Meme.

Em

Fuck it. He’ll make it work ✨

uhh

whole damn bakery more like

Coolest Ninja

Somehow not even the top ten weirdest dicks Astarion's seen... probably

Luca Senpai

I like that for Drow it's a day like any other, everything's fine :) a normal sausage

Azurami

Great now I just imagen Drow standing there with the :) look 😭

lena

rate that peanits

butt nugger

Bro, we need a mini panel of the drow's dumb :) face

Jerseygirl

You draw a beautiful behind.

Samu2201

I want to smack his ass

Cypher (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-05 06:00 drow waking up with memory loss and thinking All Dicks Look Like That
2025-03-22 22:11

frothy

i want my face in between those cupcakes

Aphelia

Every time I see this all I can think of is that damn live slug reaction meme

Arruba

"How does this idiot already have a condom on?"

Mystisk

The little :) ...

idrawthings

Astarion just got the two for one shaft special. #banana split

B S

DU's lil smile made me choke on my drink, thx. 💕

Melsyl

Ass so tight you can bounce a coin off it. Bubble enough to slap and watch it bounce.

Omvendtesofabord

Ass so thick and smooth it could reunite the Grand-fucking-Canyon