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[NSFW/FINAL] No lube, no problem. (Patreon)

Published:
2025-07-26 17:21:34
Edited:
2025-08-22 23:24:21
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2026-06
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I can already tell I will be returning to this, uh, concept again.

EDIT: I forgot to mention - the underwear with the slit down the middle is, as it turns out, historically accurate 😂

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M_Satvrn

I’m so fed, I’m so grateful

shan

WHEWWWWWWWWW YUP THATS REAL NICE 🥵🥵🥵

Sab

Historically accurate underwear is a kink I didn’t know I had

Adriel

😳 I feel quite hungry 😳

BARBATUS

👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

Miss Fortune

I’m not a historical undies scholar so I have to ask: are they supposed to be that way or are they ripped similarly to DU Drow’s long-suffering underwear?

kabbalutin

god i love how you imply the hair on hans- uff this is a magical piece

Kohayuce

I promise I won’t joke about sausage party. I call it breakfast, because there are also eggs 🥚 🥚

captscout

HACHI MACHI THANK YOU FOR THIS 🔥🖤

corra

frotting between besties, my favorite

Kuppelpelz

How big is the canvas you usually draw/paint on? Because the details in your artworks are truly incredible. Also I love this piece of course, they deserve all the frotting they want (well, Henry for that matter lmmmao)

Ripley

Your art is DIVINE! In love with the Hansry content ❤️

MEANBOSS

Thank you! I think he earned this one 😂 This canvas in particular was 2000px per 2066px. That's usually the go-to for pictures like this if not smaller.

MEANBOSS

This was a type of feminine underwear! It had the slit down the middle to facilitate using the bathroom.

Azurami

I see Henry finally got that sword he always wanted

Miss Fortune

Oh cool! I learned a thing today lol thank you. Gorgeous work as always btw and I like the witty exchange ❤️

EatsBees

UUUUGH I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED CLAIR OBSCUR AND I HAVE ANOTHER PLAYTHROUGH PLANNED FOR BG3 AND NOW I CLEARLY HAVE TO GET THISSSSS

Kelly Hitt

So what you're saying is I need to go buy a new game. Oh look, it's on sale on Steam!

Anni

Omg YES thats what i Need in my life 🔥

ejoym

Haha sexy and funny! The expression in just Henry's eyes is so good

Newt

ARRRGGGHHHHH

Ren H.

Henry absolutely lost in the sauce is so sweet 🤭

Rask

That is a pretty cock, it has to be said

Morallygreychaoticneutral

No lube? What do you mean? That cock looks to be dripping slick. Coaxed out by the press of thick muscled thighs shaking with the effort to be still. Working dark alchemy across the hot, satin flesh of his blood rushed taint. Weeping want with each long lick across the seam of his sack. It’s the head index...pardon...heat index of this artwork is the "problem". If there was lube, it dried up under all the tension! No lube he says...pfft. Such lies.

Mz Amnesia

the way ive been checking DAILY for this finished piece and i am so excited. JUST finished Taking French Leave quest---wdymmmmm pookie is leaving i JUST GOT HIM BACK

Jordan 🦇

OUGGGG we added Underwear...... that's delicious

LipiecMaj

Such a good example of a healthy male friendship 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Just two roommates helping each other out 💜

Lisa-and-Shadow

I LOVE the addition of the historically accurate slightly frilly underwear. 🙏 And once again the way you draw people holding each other is just delicious. That little grip on Hans's hip is so good.

Dust Myte

yeah so im going feral....

BogHagBonanza

I literally bought and started playing this game because of your illustrations. I just wish I could stop dying long enough to get to anything halfway resembling a "romance"

ThornedDahlia

In KCD(1) at least, you have to put in the hours of training in the combat ring to git gud. Absolutely devastating commitment to realism by the studio there.

ThornedDahlia

There is no number of hours Hans could be on his knees before Henry that would be compensation enough for saving his princess ass. But Henry will let them take turns because he’s so selfless like that 🙂‍↕️

fxllen

I don’t play this game nor do I know who these characters are but—I’m gonna need more of this 🫠

Silverrabbitart

Holy shit. Welp this is gunna be painted on to the backs of my eyelids for a while

Vee

Do you write fanfic? Asking for a friend, obviously 👀

Morallygreychaoticneutral

I do. But I am not up to the smut yet in any of my posted works. It's back logged behind a bunch of plot, and dare I say it, character evolution. *Sigh* I know...I know...disgusting.

Rez

My husband and I loved this and literally discussed over dinner

AngryLILCyclops

One of my friends special interest is medival history, and they are soooooo happy to see someone draw intercrural sex because that was commonly how gay men would be intimate back then. WAY TO BE ACCURATE ON ALL FRONTS!!!

ArchangelBlasphemy

Soon as I saw the cropped vers on tumblr I KNEW it’d be thigh fucking hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah long live thigh fucking 🎉🎉🎉🥳

MEANBOSS

Thank you for recognizing the historian in me 😂

MEANBOSS

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in that conversation, LOL

MEANBOSS

🤔 I mean, putting a few hours into it would at least get them closer to even.

MEANBOSS

It's definitely the type of game that starts really hard and gets easier by the end 😅 no shame in grinding some skills or looking up a combat guide if you have to!

NiKo

Your art entirely converted me to this game. But also watched some playthroughs in Czech (lucky to understand) and it’s bloody hilarious. Wonder if that comes through in English. Either way, everything about this is perfection, there can never be enough of intercrural sex out there!!! thanks for always blessing us with your brilliance and thanks for a new game obsession!

MEANBOSS

It absolutely does come through in the english dub too! The voice acting is spectacular and I heard wonderful things about the czech version as well. Hope you're enjoying the game!

NiKo

I should try switching between languages ahah I’m used to playing stuff in English, but I was like well Czech is the original version, so let’s see and it’s just so funny, the Czech character comes through so well, I was peeing myself laughing in some parts watching the playthrough. I still haven’t bought the game, slightly worried about the combat because I generally suck at those types of games and I heard it’s really hard/you have to practice a lot to be able to do well fighting, but it is probably worth giving it a try.

MEANBOSS

I definitely suggest looking at some of the main cutscenes with the English dub. Henry's voice actor is particularly charming with his "deep voiced goofball" deliveries lmao And yeahhh I can attest that it is only now on my second playthrough that I feel like I'm getting "good" at the combat 😂 I recommend ooking at some strategy guides for it on YouTube if you decide to play it!

Wes

ohhhhhh thats so damn sexy <333 thanks for gifting this too us and damn hans is enying this

Josef Kafka

I see no pictures in this post

MEANBOSS

Hello, please try from the desktop if you are on the app. That's a common problem with the Patreon app unfortunately

Comus

Hope you don't mind me going thru and commenting on your back catalogue, I've been enjoying your art so much. You have an incredible facility with anatomy and gesture and light and colour. The pose is just perfect -- one of Hans' thighs slightly overlapping the other, the one hand of Henry's holding Hans in place and the other grabbing at the fabric. It's so satisfying how Hans' balls are kind of squishing over Henry's cock. I love the wrinkles of his ballsack and the one string of fabric lying over it -- those are just the little details that make a piece like this genuinely erotic.

sennya

Dead ass why is medieval clothing so slutty.......