[NSFW] The Slayer and the Vampire XXX PART 1 (Patreon)

Listen guys, this one is going to be straight out of a x-rated parody. Or the cover of a sexy Heavy Metal magazine. Or both. Either way I hope it's as funny as it is, erm, titillating. I will publish it it in chunk-sized pieces like this and then put the whole thing together in its final part!