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EDIT: Wyll's feet have been edited to combat my poor background color choice.

Do you agree with his ratings? Has this awaken anything in you? Are you on the verge of cancelling your patronage after I've worked on this for 4 days? Do share your thoughts below and don't forget to smash that like button and su-

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shan

No, drow, I don’t know what that charming little gap between Astarion’s toes are for, please enlighten us 😭

Grey

Don’t know what I was expecting from this comic from the sketches but LOVE as usual

shan

Drow calling Shart’s feet fragrant… how does he know this 👀

Frenetic

Hahahahhaa perfection! Also, I think I missed that nip slip before, but NOT THIS TIME

Blue Meringue

Hsjxhz wait did I miss the Laezel lore? Did you kill her? 😂

EC

Astaritoes get automatic 10’s. I feel like DU drow is very good at ranking feet. Wonder what he’d think of gortash or Orins 😭

Omvendtesofabord

I love the commentary from DU Drow, but I was wondering were Wyll’s feet are?😅🤔

Granny Nyan

"i was afraid that this day would come. when i would be forced to acknowledge Jaheria's neglected bunions" peak humor

Lego Cathedral

… You know, I can’t fault his judgment.

Finn Reid

The only reason I never give a character a thing for feet is because I despise drawing feet... how tf do u do it???

GalCaw_35

The one thing I never thought I'd do in my life is get invested in detailed reviews about fictional characters' feet. Guess that's a skill issue on my part. Gotta appreciate how serious your weirdo is about feet 😆

yaoi jesus

finally the premium content i pay good money for

Pixy

Poor Halsin 😆! Oh well, I am biased after all, my spouse have the same ones, no wonder I can't help but romance the druid.

SyndieTF4

If hemipenal monster sounding didn't scare us off a few feet definitely won't

Rome0w0

Thank you.

SyndieTF4

Also I love how stupid Drow is for Astarion's toes. He is besotted

Valentina

aaarrgghhh yesssssss

Desi

The "abominable" 🤣 and knowing what I do of your first DU Drow play through and his thoughts on the companions 😂 This is amazing and so perfect! And I love how much he loves Astarion's feet and the "You know what that gap between his big toe is for"!

Deacon

Fantastic work honestly

shan

RJ, drow’s dick is far too large to fit between them so no I do not

MEANBOSS

I killed her on like night 3 and there used to be a bug where if a companion died permanently their corpse would just Be At Camp throughout the entire game 💀

MEANBOSS

Orin would get an instant 10 until you revealed it was Orin, then he would change it to a 2. Gortash gets the Halsin reaction, LOL

EC

LMFAOOOO 😭

MEANBOSS

Sheer force of will. Also these were all referenced from pictures I took.

MEANBOSS

A hole can serve many purposes

Kayla

This is actually amazing 👏 starting the day off with a giggle is always nice. Solid work. I agree with the 10/10 assessment. Everything about that elf is perfection. 🤭

shan

He likes to stick his tongue in there huh

Kestutis

Yes let them dawgs breathe

Aishaduh

Do Minthara’s feet get included in the dead feet? 🤣

Adriel

Has this awaken anything in me? oh, you mean the raging foot fetish that everybody knows about because I can’t shut the fuck up about the pale elf’s feet? don’t worry about it

emmy.is.online

I'm one of those people who really hates feet, always had an aversion to them, they gross me out. (no kink shaming here) or some reason that doesnt apply to drawn feet 🤣 I'm just impressed by the anatomical skill. And your artwork is beautiful as always

Stephanie Ramirez-Hudnall

I dunno how I feel about how much my feet look like Astarion’s. Even the big vein and the gap.

Obscuricom

I have so many questions.

Litsen

The kind of content I love to see.

Oona

Uh i enjoyed this, thank you :D

Naarii

This is the content I signed up for!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Foxycup

How i wish I looked that good lounging about in a robe. Drow Daddy, why you be looking so fine?! 🙈

thepalelawyer

Yeah we know, I hope you’re having fun ;)

SagesVirtue

Huh. I’m more of a foot enthusiast than I thought.

tyshalae

Daaaamn that was hilarious. Still not big on feet but Astarion's weird creepy skinny ones get a pass XD

Halla Ribar

Gale’s hairy toes and callouses earn a 10/10 in my book😮‍💨

Vanessa

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Dominique Duong

i gotta say, i really admire how you managed to make everybody's feet look so different (and I don't just mean the obvious ones like Karlach and Lae'zel)

Maisie

It's not Gale's fault that Faerûn's "Mediterranean" genes run strong in him...just saying...maybe some of us like it...

Vic

well Now i need to see what the gap between the big and middle toes is for... also i will take gale's feet to go, thank you

Wicked Viking Art

His voice changed in my head so many times, and when I got to Astarion - omg, I was getting chills 🫠😭

Mz Amnesia

Bahahah!!! No one hates gale like meanboss hates Gale xD I had to think for a min on who the 1/10 foot was and I totally forgot Minsc existed HA. Also SH having smelly feet kinda adorable idk why. Pretty girl w stinky toes

Ally

I don't think he's ever talked this much ever. A man's gotta have his passions I suppose

ejoym

HAHA I forgot about Lae'zel's fate in Drow's run so the punchline fucking got me LOL

ejoym

Also appreciate you made a "feet" tag just for this.

A Cat

This is everything to me

Lyssa

I love this show!

viaa ✭

Beautiful to see we’re all wondering what the gap is for

Peeps

🙌

QueenOfTriforce

“The ten loves of my life” IM DEAD. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this got me good

Lisa-and-Shadow

Well.... in his canon run Lae'zel died so.......

Candice

"boring, just like the man" being the overall consensus of wyll's feet and "idfk who that is but they seem dead, so....7/10" for lae'zel SENT ME 😂😂💀

Azcat

I want to see him rate more things

AqueousTurtle

Not the Gale slander 😩 💔 (love the post)

Snug77

This is excellent

Caffeinated4urProtection

This is everything I never knew I needed. Like others here I absolutely need DU Drow to rate more things.

cyberneticangel

based on the comments i think someday there should maybe be a demonstration of what the gap is for, for the uninitiated

Hannah Olivier

Now I want to see the REAL questions answered How does he rank his OWN FEET

Nyastia

"You know what that is for" WELL I DO NOW

Nyastia

I would have missed it completely thank you for your cervice 🫡

Tsaristo

Just when I started understanding thigh gap now I have to worry about TOE GAP 😭

ArchangelBlasphemy

I KNEW he’d be waxing poetic about Astsrion’s. 😂

Ms. Purrfect

I appreciate Durge giving Wyll that 7/10. I adore his commentary, please let him critique more things! 😌🤣💜

Rebecca not Rachel

As much as I lovelovelove Drow and Astarion, I would also love seeing more of his friendship with our favorite cleric for bits of their lore like this!

AnotherLisa

That felt like a talkshow and I loved it! Still not a foot person, but respect the craft ;)

faerunechoes

this way more hilarious than I thought

kukichart

THE TEN LOVES OF MY LIFE

Azurami

I forgot Lae'zel is dead in your run hahaha (Also Drow deserves a BJ in that robe- what who said that. Where did that come from?!)

eraserspiral

just glad my stitches have healed enough to cope with this. cackling. 11/10 <3

Abby Knight

i am CACKLING thank you for the good time this is very good content 🤣👏🏼

Takaani

There is legitimate thought that went into this and I love it so much. The fact Lae'zel's dead-ass feet got extra points for the deadness. I can't.

Wheeling Stars

Crylaughing at the fact that this is indeed his Ted Talk and that he actually makes valid points 🤣

Cyhu'nya'gash

Hells, I fucking can't! 🤣 His Judgment to all the Feet is so amusing! The little Gap, eh~ 😏 I love it, haha. And it looks so cozy how he's sitting there. I'm curious what he would give his own Feet 🤔...That one Candle needs to be replaced! 🤣

brotherjordz

Came for sexy vampire x durge interactions - stayed for feet ratings

legut

Now I feel called out XD

Moreen

This was needlessly entertaining 😂 Drow as some kind of influencer is everything

Aphelia

For this entire comic, all I could think of was that one comment you got which was "what if he was the freaky urge. And liked feet." The way he lit up at Astarion's feet tho lmao.

Azurami

Drow rating our Patreon comments-

MaityB

"The gap between the big and middle toes, you know what that is for" NO DARLING I DON'T 😂😂 I now have the urge to take better care of my feet. Gods forbid I get anything below an 8/10!!

Jordan 🦇

He's such a cringe little loser. I love him <3

Kitty

I especially like how Jaheira's bunions basically get a pass because she's a hot blonde. Oh Drow, never change. <3

leighistired

The real question: Is he giving Lae'zel 7/10 out of pity because she's dead or does being dead automatically earn her a 7/10?

tenderroni

Giving Gale a 4 is generous

Andy O'Connor

Lemme put it to ya this way: I am not a feet guy. But this? This, I like. (I love everything your Durge does lmao) even though it's so cold-hearted to have Lae'zel be DEAD in her picture, I still love this lol

MEANBOSS

I had to set the limit somewhere after 9 slides, unfortunately LOL

MEANBOSS

Oh my god I don't think I want his ego to get any bigger by letting him know what the people say about his pecs & ass

MEANBOSS

Well, they've seen everything.

MEANBOSS

Worry not, it's in the schedule 😇

ani

yay to everything about this profound piece of art you so generously gave us but drow talking to me is also ~something

MEANBOSS

I DON'T HATE GALE 😭 oh, that's Halsin! Not Minsc. But yeah she just looks like she would have stinky feet to me LOL

Claire

This honestly might be my favorite comic you've made AHAHA I'm cracking up

Claire

He's a freak and I love him

HalloQueen15

I’ll never get over how good this is. Hard agree with the masses that Drow needs to rate all the things.

Lain Jackson

I also dont Like Feed that much. But that comic is gold XD

rebeakfast

genuinely haven't laughed this hard in months - best part is how believably accurate this is hahahaaaha

Pamalam

we all knew halsin's feet would be a mess, I was just hoping for a more thorough evaluation than "nope" lol

Opal Apparition

This is exactly the kind of content that makes subbing you so worthwhile lmao, I laughed so hard!

Lillie

Just became a member and THIS was the first comic on Patreon I’ve seen- amazing, thank you 😂❤️

Ms. Purrfect

Give in to the "Dark Urge" and let Durge run wild with our free-flowing depravity.😈😆🥳 Who knows, we might make Durge blush with some of the things we'd love to say. 🤣🥵

vividiana

"the ten loves of my life" 😂 oh this is perfect

Simbioza

The way his own toes are curled in panel 8 is precious. My guy is having thoughts and prayers looking at those feet.

Tally Quinn

Was I the only one reading some of these ratings in a kronk voice? Probably😂 I love this comic it's so funny

MEANBOSS

Shockingly (or maybe not) that is not the first time he has received Kronk comparisons.

MEANBOSS

Welcome aboard! Sorry about the dogs.

MEANBOSS

That would mean he has to look at them for longer

canary

I’m crying this is so funny

Moonmaiden86

Omg justice for Halsin’s honey suckle tootsies 😩😭🤣🤣🤣

Xolotlcereus (Surya Asura)

*String Quintet in E major by Boccherini plays in the background* . The Lazel bit made me SNORT.

MonaAllo

I love that this is post that made me learn Lae’zel is dead in your run lmao

nambnb

OMG I'm dying from laughing! DU Drow as a feet snob isn't something I knew I needed before...! *lmao*

Poppy

pov we are being held for this speech under threat and duress

sennya

Surely those are not halsins feet, that would break my heart 😭