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[NSFW] Elven Peaches, Vampiric Edition. (Patreon)

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2026-07-09 14:43:57
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2026-07
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Listen, you'd be surprised at what the right angle can achieve.

😌And as always - this is definitely not their house.

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Ztudiolaire

The M in MEANBOSS stands for Master of Squash and Stretch. Holy cheeks

Sagie

HOLY BHAALS DUDE this is so beautiful. A moonrise fit for a king 👑

Corvus

Cut me a slice :3

Aishaduh

🥵🔥🔥🔥

readyforbisque

You're not lying man, that angle is absolutely spectacular 😁

LuminousDecay

Glorious, magnificent, very eadble set

Variable_Null

I just...I don't understand why I wasn't born as Astarion's thong...

Ltleflrt

Peach AND berries, what a treat 😆

Witch Hazel

I mean do they even HAVE a house? Are they not just grifters xD I don't imagine they'd ever buy a home for home base

T

If Drow isn’t about to use that harness as a handle, so help me god

Mackenzie

That ass is canon to me. <3

La Vakariana

How that thong survived any of what we can imagine happened, no one knows. 😂❤️‍🔥

Vee

That’s Faerún’s ass 😍

EatsBees

whatever house they're in is their house. and any empty house is also their house. Schrodinger's home owners 😂

Lyrak

Why buy a house when your rogue can break you into one for free? XD

Lex :3

His little pink elf ear tips I’m gnawing on the bars of my enclosure

Morallygreychaoticneutral

Cheeky fkrs! My favorite. And look , if you had their laundry bill, you would break and enter bed and bath it once in a while too. Being it is not their house, does Drow ever stand in the entryways of these houses and make Astarion ask him to let him in just because he can? I can’t imagine the repentance he would need to endure to fix that slight. Hmmm….

lulu

I love how you draw astarion with visible blue veins it makes him feel paler than pale

Vee

Save me a sip, pookie. And I don’t mean the wine 👀

trash bin

who did durge murder….. 🤫🤭 it almost looks like astarion was fucking someone else (not cheating, more like they have an open relationship) as durge walked in and he got jealous and murdered the other person. 🤨😛

Vic

its my house and im the corpse in the basement. my ghost is gonna watch them bang 🥳

Wolfi

the blood on DuDrows hands is a peak addition

eraserspiral

sipping my negroni and zooming in <3

Wheeling Stars

And it's not even my birthday!!! Thank you for thinking of me personally ;)

Lyssa

I’m horny but I have questions… the blood on Drows hand? Whose house is that? Irrelevant! Look at the 🍑!

MaityB

If you zoom in you can see a peak of Astarion's Asshole and I am very appreciative of this detail ♡♡♡♡

Vee

The way I just kept zooming and cackling, “enhance!”

MaityB

"Computer ENHANCE! PLEASE." 😂😂

MEANBOSS

🙂‍↕️ That would be my christian name.

MEANBOSS

I hate that I know what you're talking about

MEANBOSS

He is a tease so. Probably, LOL.

MEANBOSS

SHHHHH don't worry about it

ejoym

Du Drow about to light a candle and make a wish on that cake 🎂👅

AcuteAir

If you want something done right you got to do it yourself 🥴

Hidzia

The dripping blood 🩸

Witch Hazel

I know we like to make fun of his flat ass but I don't think it is that flat!!! Just because GALE has the whole grocery store doesn't make Astarion's grocery list any less impressive 😢

T

I mean, if I could jump through the screen…….👀

pinemeat

Birthday was on the sixth but any cake is birthday cake when it comes with a candle ❤️ Thank you for our daily serving of fruit, Boss!

Selene Ancunin

If I couldn't see his cock I'd think he's wearing a strap...though maybe he is and he's gonna DP DuDrow himself

Alassia

That bicep 😭😭😭

Tess

I love how both Astarion and the wine bottle are dripping 🤤

Vee

He’s like a Little Caesar’s pizza, hot and ready 🤤

Soups and Salads

Ah, yes, the anti-chastity belt. We meet again.

bagelbarton

A moonlit tip? Gods you're good to us

Idgie

🥵

ArchangelBlasphemy

Sighhhh imagining the way that blood is gonna smear all over Astarion’s thighs 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Darby Lee

Well happy freakin’ birthday to me I guess 😍 Love seeing your work as always 💕