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[NSFW WIP - SLAYER/ASTARION!] As in the monster from Baldur's Gate 3, not the band. (Patreon)

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2026-10-01 18:33:14
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2026-10
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Putting SLAYER real big in the title because it's been a while since we last explored these depraved depths, and I don't want anyone caught TOO off-guard.

Anyways, do you think I should I put his dick on his shoulder? 🤔🤔🤔 I'm considering putting his dick on his shoulder.

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Ash

Put his dick on his shoulder

Alan Capon

I am way to excited to see the final results already 👀

DreamGorgon

Do it not because you should, do it because you can

Kuppelpelz

Where else would it go if not on the shoulder? 🤔

Lucy

Dick on shoulder please.

T

Astarion Can use the slayer-dick as a neck pillow 🙂‍↕️

Donovan Valen

DICK ON THE SHOULDER 🗣️‼️

Milo

Please put his dick on his shoulder. It's probably heavy, let it rest somewhere.

sheket bevakasha

If you don't put his dick on his shoulder, WHO WILL???

yllen

Do it Meanboss, do it! Put his dick on his shoulder 🫵

Tartimoon

Yes put it ☺️

m.martiaz

Dick on shoulder and he gives it a lil kiss 😚

Lego Cathedral

… because that also puts it in mouth range.

cheeks

PENIS ON SHOULDER🗣️🗣️🗣️

Selene Ancunin

Dick on shoulder, maybe even have Astarion resting his face on it 😆

Al B

Well god DAMN (put his dick on his shoulder)

soup

slap that thang on that man’s shoulder

p3relka

He can hug that dick like a body pillow 🥰

AcuteAir

DICK. ON. SHOULDER

MxNasty

🎶 Put your head on my shooooooulderrrrr 🎶 This has to be what Paul Anka meant, yes? Yes 🙂‍↕️

ejoym

YESSSSS SLING IT OVER!!!

OogBoog

Hmmm its bifurricated (sp?) Right? Why not half the dick on his shoulder. But then the other half squished behind his head against slayer tummy. Maybe even leaking into his hair?

ejoym

..................wait would it go over both shoulders

Chance Slay

100000% put his dick on his shoulder 🙂‍↕️

Lisa-and-Shadow

There's a 1950s song by Paul Anka called "Put Your Head on My Shoulder" and I think you can see where I'm going with this because I immediately started singing 🎶"Put your dick on my shoulder... Hold me in your claws, baby..."🎶

🚬

Dick on shoulder i beg

Vee

Dick on shoulder!! No question. And damn I wanna see our pointy boy just falling apart getting his cake devoured. Go on Durge, make him holler ✨ 👌🏻

Darrah

Would his dick block Astarion’s face or would it be one half on either side? 🤔

brutal bunny

meanboss your brain is so big

roguish

You should 100% put his dick on his shoulder.

roguish

Or between Astarion’s titties if that’s anatomically feasible bc godDAMN are they juicy here

Lukas/Pati

Get you a man whose boobs you can hold onto like a bedpost while he rims you

Kuuttamo

Yes. Dick. On shoulder 🙏

DSMArts

Is anyone here going to say *don’t* put the dick on the shoulder??! Of course not! XD

BARBATUS

put one half of the dick on both shoulders 🙂‍↕️

Sagie

Peen should definitely be on shoulder

Mackenzie

Dick belongs on the shoulder.

eraserspiral

another vote for dick on shoulder

MaityB

Astarion's shoulder should be a schlong holder

RogueisaDogue

Yes. His dick should absolutely be on his shoulder

LuminousDecay

YES, one side on each shoulder like a very fleshy shawl :>

Variable_Null

Someone once told me, "Vanilla coke tastes like ass." And I said, "Astarion's ass, maybe." Now it's in my head that Slayer durge loves vanilla coke.

Ullervoinen

Shoulder is the best and the only answer!

Demikiev

The dick ? On the shoulder.

Ullervoinen

Imagine if he had two dicks!!!

heyartmeup please

Is that a trick question? It feels like a trick question. I’m gonna have to say yes. I’m not falling for your tricks!

Aphelia

You're right, his dick should go on Astarion's shoulder. So he can give it a little kiss.

Rox

Oh yes to the dick on the shoulder.

AgnesFitch

Put his dick on his shoulder

Sab

Over the shoulder boner holder

Skelly

You should absolutely put that big hog on that shoulder.

Hidzia

Yeeeeey, Slayeeeer! It’s good to see him again <3

Simbioza

See, these are the important things that no one wants to talk about. It's like no one wants to ponder the really hard things- like that giant monster cock that you absolutely have to put on Astarion's shoulder.

NOOGIT9000

All about that tongue

AcuteAir

YOU BASTARD I GOT MILK IN MY NOSE

AcuteAir

Massive daddy milking brain

AcuteAir

SPOOOKY SEASON AS STARTED

AcuteAir

Spooky season starting STRONG this year (plz for the love of some deity, PLZ put that Oscar meyer wiener on his shoulder)

metta

I mean it’d be easier to turn his head and give it a lil muahmuah 💋

thepalelawyer

good for him. lol, everyone saying the same thing. well doesn't it usually live inside its sheath? hehe though maybe it's out given the nature of the activity

Pandora's box

You should put his Dick on MY shoulder, but anyway... Yeah, put It on his shoulder why It leaks like a banana split ❤️ THANKS FOR THE FOOD

Hilda

You say Slayer the monster, not the band... BUT "Dick on the Shoulder" sounds like a great new song title to me.

Azurami

I love democracy

Elvensexual

I laughed so hard. 😂 So obviously you must put dick on shoulder.

PlatonicWithBenefits

Okay, I have thought long and hard (heh) about it. Ready? On the shoulder. But it must be appreciated. With a kiss 💋.

Broody Dyke

I may have monster kink now.

Taro

🎶put his dick on his shhooouullldeeer🎶

AP

Holy FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

faerunechoes

everyone is focused on the dick and on whether or not it should go on the shoulder or not, but what about the tongue? the tongue should go inside, don't you think? 🫣

Nim

When in doubt, dicks be out