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Defenestration

I'm betting on it, this is the episode where Mika talks a lot.

candi

so cool!

Erick

apandah is missing in 3 episodes. schlatt in 50+ aztro like 2. and mika ZERO!!! MIKA ON TOP

Joe

Now recording

Yorch

The dream of that one commenter of Mika crying alone on vc is slowly becoming reality

imdi

hallo eberynyan

imdi

this was my first call in oh my gawd

Long time gooner

2024 just keeps getting b̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ worse

Linola_lel

they finally did it... the sleep deprived sex episode :(

bean

aztro taking reservations for sex 😭💀 “yes i’m available at 6pm for doggystyle this weekend”

Ivvyandvine

So Schlatts a pillow princess

beluga

No apandah until the 13th minute. It’s over for the pod

Saul Hennessy

Astro is unfortunately correct, sounding is what fixed my kidneys

noah lacy

Sleep deprived never fails to make me worship God 🙏🌤️ ✝️ Psalm 46:10 ✝️

Ricardo

Omg they played terraria, this is going to be awesome

owen

they stop talking at 1:00:52

Anna

why did schlatt decide to share that he's a pillow princess

CodyB.

What the actual fuck is this episode.

pikaylie

My headphones aren’t charged, I hope this episode is family friendly!

recitiz

Not only did i match the freak...but my second scream was so loud I broke the sound barrier of the call. Guess im more freaky than Mika and Schlatt combined

recitiz

if you know what i said in french i love you and its the best french word #based #ouioui

BigNotori

Best episode yet?

Laccifer

Mmm censoring the pod

Manes

best episode to date

imdi

ILYSM LAAAYEL

imdi

laaayel the liar

fme

Amazing ep, I laughed so hard

lovren

panda starts talking at 0:06

cereal eater

Rare wholesome pod, 11/10 Edit: nevemind

Joe Buggin

that’s great that u guys are making new merch, but can u PLEASE restock the hat

housefish

FYI topping vs bottoming is actually about who is inserting and being inserted into, respectively, rather than being about spacial position. The terminology comes from gay customs but can be applied to heterosexual situations as well. You can also be submissive or dominant or anywhere in between in either role, despite stereotypes. So if Schlatt was inserting and not being pegged, unfortunately he was still topping in the scenario described. Source: I am a gay scholar.

fguac

this ep is best listened to with headphones

Joe Buggin

i bet schlatt reads rich dad poor dad while getting fucked

kirjahri

Ttttet set siggizitzitz TERRARUA??++?+?+?+?+??!?

myrelin

and they're going to be moaning!!! cant wait :D

myrelin

he just wanted to publicly announce that he's bad at sex, because he was drowning in bitches

myrelin

i could only dream of becoming the level of girlboss that aztro is

myrelin

schlatt sorry to break it to you but if you're laying there doing nothing, she is fucking you. doesnt have to be in the ass

Paulie

i appreciate the work you put in into making ethical choices for the merch mika

pibb

would be cool if apandah uploaded literally anything

tvrbo

I need a shower after this episode

zazaman

yeah this ep is too kind somethings off.

Spookal

Fortnight

Catto

I got so hot and moist after hearing panda speak for the whole 5 minutes

sleepherdd

dont really have anything to say, just trying to keep the like to comment ratio 1:1

BigNotori

Wait what when did they mention Terraria

Hello Bro

This episode is so funny

Andrew Seimet

APANDAHHH BUY A NEW MIC AND MY LIFE IS YOURSSSS

Ize

That was the funniest call in’s since this podcast started

justin han

Apandah, I've been an enjoyer of sleep deprived/your content for a while. Your group dynamic reminds me of the friend group discord vibes that serves as comfort for when I get home from my 9 to 7 job. You're funny as hell, and I regularly steal your jokes in my own discord calls. Here's the thing. Schlatt, for some reason, has an immense interest in your channel. He hasn't uploaded to did schlatt win in a year. I know you're not gna upload within the next millenia, so give him your channel. Let the guy revive your channel, revel in the additional revenue, and take it back from him after a month. This way, we get content, Schlatt finally finds meaning in his life again, and you get racks. Thanks

Rosie Lynch

sometimes i need to turn this podcast off :/ i need a break sometimes

Bush

My cat is 7 years old and dumb like a bag of bricks, if I give him anything but wey food, he will vomit on my bed

Hylian

i was gonna comment something mean but this episode was actually good so i’ll save it for next episode

Anna

'intentionally' repelling bitches since 99

fionnar

Love to listen to this pod with my family!

reunionwillcome

no idea if you guys will see this but please look up larva island on netflix and watch the first episode it is so fucking funny it feels like a fever dream

Yjisk

this podcast truly is the only one thats purely pay-walled, but will still censor everything

asheys

realllll

Hylian

we love a submissive top

Bush

Schlatt put EDUCATIONAL in the title so that the sounding can be uncensored

gunnimikki

im still on episode 156 is this one good?

lovren

when i met tyler the creator he said he isn’t tyler and kept on walking, i hope a plane hits your home schlatt

Clonky

Mika post your cat pls

Kiers

first 10 minutes were yous just sucking eachither off (no hate actually no fuck you im sending loads of negative energy)

Kiers

i love games that overwhelm no joke

squash

i agree mika and his fuckass bowl needs to be quiet

purgatori3_

5 minutes in and bro WHERE is panda

gunnimikki

ok thanks, im gonna listen to it anyway when I get to it

Xoondie

Howdy🤠

Certified Mug Chugger

Sorry, can't go to my dentist appointment, I've got sex planned that day.

gunnimikki

remember to give your cat quality shit, whiskas is like 90% filler

cat

i think the word astrid and mika r looking for is “stone top”

Jazkaz

I only wear white t shirts to work can you make sleep deprived white t shirts

Jazkaz

I’m just saying if a doctor says “I need to look inside your weewee” I’m never going to that doctor again

Acorn(ypun)

catio's are great unless u live in australia and ur home alone and the cat brings in an alive brown snake

fishstick

I hope we get feet socks

erby

hey I know those guys

Useless ⋈

schlatt is a pillow princess

Driveoverbugs

I wear a white t shirt only it drags on the floor and gets all soggy and clumpy and shit

Driveoverbugs

You should make socks with apanda on the end and when you move your big toe it opens his mouth

J-Jnana

He just lays there

Romão

i'm brazilian, and i can say that mika would totally be robbed if he went to rio de janeiro unaccompanied

your_royalmess

I do what Astro does, there are 4 cats at my house (not all mine) we free feed them Kibble all day and they get a can a day none of them are overweight and they don't fight for food. Except for the wet food, my little brother's tabby eats fast and he tries to take my sister's cat's can food.

your_royalmess

Schlatt just wants to be a pillow princess

Daniel Gonzalez

Soooo schlatts just a pillow princess…

Anonymous Fibonacci

I need to make it known that Aztro is so real for planning sex ahead of time, it really is super convenient to have it scheduled in a calendar

Joe Buggin

“Most people do what they do because it feels good.” -Jschlatt, 2024