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Episode #199 - EXTENDED [Audio] (Patreon)

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2025-02-25 18:00:03
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fguac

1 episode to go

Defenestration

I'm betting on it, this is the episode where Mika talks a lot.

fguac

hi

CobraChad

Hi Long time gooner

Moldy_Oranges

Only homemade mash potatoes are good potatoes

Mina

Who up gooning

Yoyo2001

Thank God, it's almost over

cassie

Sleep

Bonqueef

Why are they talking at me?

Amir

One week before the disaster

Brick 100

"I want more negative comments about me. Just fill this with absolute vitriol towards me." (Aztrosist: SDP 88, 3 min, 48 sec)

MacGrommet42

The Sancho episode is next guys, let's goooooo

alcoholic

One more after this 😔

fguac

hi brick 100

Brick 100

hello fguac, did you like my comment?

fguac

i always do, brick 100

noaimjustme

The parasocial girlys are gonna love this one👀

AXork

they had the double down in Croatia and I found it so appaling I never ate kfc since

immamopp

Could play halo 😇

Brick 100

METAMORPHOSIS SPOILERS!!! Dude, to me, the metamorphosis was always a perfect metaphor for what depression-induced fantasies feel like. All of a sudden, you're this fucking monster that everyone despises, you included, and there is nothing anybody can do for you. Even when your family tries to help you, you either disgust them or hurt them. And finally, once you actually [UNALIVE] yourself, everyone is happy because they can move on from this trauma-producing behavior (caring for you). The title is almost "the metaphor", in German even. Fucking love that book.

sugarnspice630

Lots of laughs, wholesome moments with future relationships, interesting conversation topics....the American Education system has failed us all. 10/10 episode as always.

loedje

can't believe apandah announced he is finally uploading funny cats 5

WJCM

Please play dayz together, and schlatt, thank you for getting me into dayz, I have a story to tell of my first good experience with another player. And my most memorable one. I met a guy named Felix, he didn’t talk, but followed me, he saved my life, so I stuck around with him. We spent the next two hours together, he saved my life again, I eventually had to leave him, he finally spoke to me, I had been speaking to him that whole time basically to myself, but he emoted or nodded or shook his head so we managed well. He was Mexican around two years younger than me I’m 18 and Scottish. He said he played dayz to better understand English and that I had helped him a lot in that time, we spoke for a wee while longer, then I took him to a barn and said he needed to carry on his journey without me, that this was his story, I had done some bad things in those two hours, had tied innocent people up, had fed men human flesh, all while using Felix as an example of how we were friendly, I wasn’t a good man, but Felix was, Felix was kind and never did wrong, he told me that he understood I did what I did to keep us surviving, but I told him that it had to be this way, that he couldn’t carry on with me, I pulled out my mlock, he pleaded with me and told me I was a good man, I told him he was better. Red screen.

LilBeepBop

video idea: $1,000 penis enlargment vs $25,000 penis enlargement.

Joe Buggin

popeyes mac and cheese makes me wanna kill myself

Yoyo2001

Does The Creature hate money?

Abigail

this was such a listen

ellie

i am so glad i give my hard earned $5 every month to this podcast so Apandah can leave for 10 minutes every single episode to go poop. Absolutely quality content

Cypher

One more until…..the reckoning

yeslek

popeyes = better chicken chickfila = better macncheese

Mistyassain1705

Wait until panda tries chick fil a’s frosted lemonade, it truly changes your perception of life.

Zhoe

loving the tension between you 4 this ep <3

owen

ts pmo frl gng nvr pst ts shi agn gng💔💔💔

digifox

more like Freak Deprived 😈

J__H.DF.

I was eating panda come on man 😔

kitty

hi ellie

ellie

HI KITTYYYY😸

katerpie

mitt romney has left politics to open a new mormon sodie shop

tedsnerdsrope

I got Popeyes cuz of this thanks

Clare

Chick-fil-a is already in Canada :)

bournana

I have found solace by gardening and being kind to people in public. I don’t care about politics anymore

bournana

“💔” “ts” li 🌽y b 🥀

bournana

Dude I’ll fucking shoot you dude don’t say that dude fuck you

bournana

Hi guys 👋🏽 how are you two doing?

Cleo

i always make bread when i listen to this podcast and today i made vegemite scrolls and they turned out fine thanks for that

PugPig

It’s almost over

owen

nh hb im frl bt slm yu frl gng yu btr kp one i opn omm💔💔💔

awinning

HOW DID NO ONE KNOW ABOUT MITT ROMNEY

your_royalmess

I will say this again, Schlatt needs to stop saying he's not an 8. In my opinion he is (and that of a lot of other people), despite his life style. I actually didn't even think about his life style until Mika mentioned it lol (I don't think I can picture it, I don't like my friends/family buying things for me so I can't imagine someone else doing that. As i type this I realize that might be trauma lol) but it's like Astro said you got all these extra points Where I live there are a lot of yummy places that sell good burgers (fast food style) Huston Hot Texan Chicken has bomb spicy chicken sandwiches, so does this place called Dave's Hot Chicken. There's this other restaurant that I won't name because I just looked it up and it only exists in my city lol but they sell Asian inspired burgers that are to die for. I'm just making myself hungry 😔 Also hearing you all talk about what you want to be able to offer life partners was so sweet, thanks for sharing. Ok I'm posting this comment or I'll want to keep typing lol

Alex Carter

god panda is so hot i hope hes of legal age

Alex Carter

damn i need to not have my pfp and govt name visible when i leave these comments

Andrew Seimet

Sleep deprived community try to be normal challenge (impossible)

Brick 100

I will admit, we're in an intimate relationship

bournana

Twan b g ts dih uya fr li twan js give i up atp 😂✌️🫗

bournana

I’m in a intimate relationship with your mother 😂😎🤣✌️

Brick 100

"I want to see the world burn, dude. AhahAHa. HahaaAH. HaHahAhAAhah. I'm eViL, I'M EVIL." (Apandah: SDP 13, 49 sec)

Friendofsappho

Yeah I was gonna say we have some in Toronto

adoresable

schlayu is so funny haha

Ivy

I KNOW WHO MITT ROMNEY IS

Dilemma

Mika metamorphisized into a gooner

Carson Orr

Im taking a panda tier dookie

Carson Orr

Ope. Ope ope ope Mitt Romney style

Alucardketaminoso

Mitt romney its in his vacation home in Nicaragua thinking about communism

Carson Orr

Watching this video knowing who mitt Romney is in my VINTAGE SCHLATT & CO SHIRT

Garlic Jones

schlatt pls more dayz stream 🙏🏻

Alucardketaminoso

The first caller was great telling Schlatt if he does this as charity

Pissjelly

i lov the bits in this one, it reminds me of what u guys used to do in the older episodes 5 star

toomy

Wait. Minute… I thought Astro lost her hands in the war?

Krazyt

I literally only know Mitt Romney from ERB Hope he’s still out and about spitting fire bars!

Dalton

me when the funny cats 5 gets cancelled #DarkWoke

khrty

Mitt Romney Style

Deeleseles

Kill one of the members again for episode 200

Deeleseles

The "I have standards!" Part KILLED ME

alcoholic

I may or may not know jordan from school

Austin Gary

There's already a Chick-fil-A in the west Edmonton mall MIKA

isabeleliza

insane callback i almost forgot about this

toomy

Only the real ones know lol

MansGotPlans

There’s a 50% chance you just get murdered pulling some shit like that revenge abortion

Evie

good episode for the parasocials

Cryer

So THIS is when they started getting poly with it?

RegularDude

Why is Schlatt pretending like he hasn’t gone shit multiple multiple times on the pod 😭