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HOLY GARTIC PHONE (UNCENSORED) (Patreon)

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2025-03-11 18:32:40
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2026-06
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Nexus

im garting everywhere.

Ollie Wade

i’m garting so hard rn

Luck

I love Tuna!

Kevin

lowkey my daughter was never born

Prpl

3 days sober but of course now I must drink again

Linny Vrieze

When you see Jesus and uncensored you know its going to be bad

Joshy

I have Jesus aids

Darby Brown

why am I paying for this shit?

Skippy Dinglechalk

not showing the furry porn images when i pay for this shitty patreon is CRIMINAL!!!

loedje

i think mika and dax flame would get along

kenny

love moist’s “lil j” MORE MOIST MORE MOIST

earlgetshurt

hope y’all get lil j to come on the next gartic phone

Spicy

You guys might be going to hell

Bush

Furry porn goes so hard

Jingle Nuts The Dwarf

I quite appreciate your elegant name. And yes, it is but a tragedy not to present such art.

AdawgA

I don't think lil J favored Mika's drawing...

bald25

the brokies are taking the fun away again...

Jaspro

Really strange how every time they said “Little J” it sounded just like Moist…

Jaspro

I’ve never seen Mika and Dax Flame in the same room

odo_bio

Little J

Fletcher

aztro shipping schlatt and panda this episode

grayson

mika kinda sounds like mark s

drakula

draw more fucked up stuff i want to get my money worth thank you love you! the broke lyfers dont need to see much

nami

panda with the pp mouth (19:27) looks like shrew tinkles

looser nerds

severance starts now. the best show in town. mark is hot hellys hot irv is hot gemma's hot dylan's hot milkshakes hotmark s be having sex with not his wife but it's fine not a crime we love the guy ms cobell here she comes there's her face shining light all over the freaking place quiet part time to go let's lock in its directed by ben stiiiiiillllerrrr

LilBeepBop

connoreatspants made you

Tea Fanatic

i'm gonna make you cum jschlatt, you'll be shooting ropes.

BarreiroSupremo

If they had to put a disclaimer this episode must be fire

savannah

never comment anything ever again

savannah

js like me 🤤

MaxedOutVibes

Schlatt’s going to need to say an extra decade of the rosary after this 🙏

werms

idgaf if the brokes cant see it i need more offensive drawings 🤷

Sake

This is what I pay my hard earned money for! Let's go, give me that heinous uncensored crap!

unemi

whoa whoa you cant just make me pay for an uncensored version and then still censor wordssss nuh uhhh this isnt how this worksss

Cum unenjoyer

Due to the nature of the video's tittle, I will not be expecting any cum in this video and will be thoroughly dissapointed if there is one.

Mugga

You can tell Astrid is absolutely geeked out of her mind in this video

luckies

how vile!

mayhemilyy

deranged choice to draw the reddit jumper cable dad, 10/10

Callista 🐝

This wasn’t very Holy… especially during Lent

Liam Trippi

Why was “Jesus Christ” censored the whole time?

myrelin

and trauma bonding💕

nativfait

This isn't funny

awinning

so saying jesus christ is where we draw the line?

Sami

never fucking eat during these videos

bossm60

kendrick lamar mentioned at 13:16

Gage Davis

I am giving up Sleep Deprived for lent.

katerpie

astro's art is so good

$W4GK!NG

When Schllat said he wants to wrap a tree with his NSX, is it the next NSX or old NSX? Does anybody know which NSX he owns/liked more

ragingfleabag

Watching this on Easter Sunday feels so much more blasphemous