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POETIC GARTIC PHONE (UNCENSORED) (Patreon)

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2026-02-03 19:59:31
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Hello Bro

I love my chud life

abby

yesss i’ve been on a gartic phone videos binge lately how did u know

rekt'd angel

ok....you must take this down.

Tico505

Can you make the music louder next time

Kermit

Im shaking omg

Mad Lad

Why tf we got sleep deprived videos on the banna channel patreon, i didnt pay for this

ditzydxlly

we stan gartic phone

Puma

A decent thumbnail? I must be dreaming

Puma

Nvm it’s for sleep deprived

Brick 100

It just won't die

Joshy

Bear, asteroid, amiba and shlog

drakula

please be sick and vile please be worth my money please please

Joshy

Actually Astro, Andy Warhol made the banana pink on the cover of velvet underground and Nico album. Slchatt was clearly referencing that.

drakula

ohhhh wow. anyway panda carried

Rodolfito11

banana channel gartic phone hooray!!

burbwire

>uncensored > look at 17:11 > censor bars

Luck

But schlatt is there..

burbwire

"And then we'll shoot him in the ear! he'll be a martyr" holy shit this is peak

Zain

Oh apandah, you stole my heart.

ShadowtheRonin

It must have been peak to get censored on Patreon too

ShadowtheRonin

No Mika it's the scrotum, not the testes themselves. It's just a little twist one way and the other so the itch is relieved also what am I hearing right now

IceNBison

"(UNCENSORED)" what a load of dookie

XXVIIecho

All this money just to have it censored anyways 🫩

anchovies

i paid $5 to see the uncensored and there’s still a censor 💔💔

burbwire

What do you mean? He isnt in the video, that's not schlatt, that's Jacob, the legendary 4th banana channel member

Chicken8nugget

The stories felt like fucked up dream sequences

epic winners podcast

grrr it's a reference to the epstein files... but you already knew that... didn't you?

burbwire

Schlitty files

Dylan

never mind onision, flipnote studio in the big 26?!

dunlur

guys what do you think schatt said

scookspiit

this changed some things for me…

whokares

Is jshat a velvet underground fan? Why? Why?????

Fil

They used Mika’s legal name

clankytank

look what i found! it's a stinky dog! ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my smelly dog (crawling darkly) (screaming) (twisted) (crawling darkly) (screaming) (twisting) (crawling darkly) (screaming) (crawling) (twisting) (splitting) (creeping darkly) (tumbling) (crawling violently) (twisting) (convulsing) (roaring) (creeping) (growling sinisterly) (crawling) (splitting) (walking ashore) (twisting) (convulsing) (creeping) (walking twisted) (attack regardless of target)

Angel

Guys I’m so drunk in Tokyo

Jam_eve

Why did you guys rape children

Vixy

Lucky, im drunk in shambles

Eggwich

here’s my poem for you mika: when given a choice between two different pests you must choose which to be, which is the best sitting and pondering inside of your house would you rather be a squirrel or be a mouse?

Eggwich

my poem for panda: schlatt is gone, and with him the cash it’s time to make your fifth feline bash prove once and for all you are hip to the jive by finally making “Funny Cats 5”

Eggwich

my poem for schlatt: you possess 10 million dollars in the bank think how many more millions if more tiktoks you rank but be careful it’s not to much for you to handle when you finally buy that fuck panda’s channel

Eggwich

aztro does not have a single running bit for me to reference in poem form. i apologize.