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The Righteous Gemstones, Season 2, Episode 3 - Uncut Version (Patreon)

Published:
2026-11-01 20:12:50
Edited:
2026-11-01 23:17:59
Imported:
2026-11

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For He Is a Liar and the Father of Lies

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Jonathan

I can see Kelvin’s God Squad being what Pete Hegseth thinks military training should be like.

Clare Manion

Kelvin’s ‘God Squad’ — Oh boy, it's just *so much* self deception. For all of them. And yeah, none of that weirdness would be happening if Kelvin (or any of them) would just come out. Also: “Piping hot mustard seed and epsom salt bath” - I beg your finest pardon, WTF? Lol! Absolutely agreed, the Gemstone children are just that - children. The hilarious manscaping incident aside, their horror at the fact that Eli *could* date again is ludicrous. I don’t know if we ever got an exact timeline, but I presume Amy Lynn has been gone for several, or perhaps many years now. So their claim that Eli is somehow betraying her is silly - and the idea that that’s worse than murder is, well… Children, all of them. P.S. - The gravy dispenser at “Fancy Nancy’s” was far funnier than it probably should have been 🤣

Youtalkingtome

Thinking about the bacterial growth alone on a hot gravy dispenser is absolutely bonkers.

Clare Manion

Hahaha! Right? And yet, in a way, I’m kind of shocked I haven’t seen one.

Youtalkingtome

Also, even if Kelvin and zkeef hook up, the God Swuad will absolutely still be the gayest thing on the show.

Clare Manion

It’s really above and beyond, isn’t it? Which would be fine, if they would just *acknowledge* it.

seth e.

Kelvin: I never get tempted by sex with women... I must be a Super Christian 😂😂