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THIS SHOOT POLL CLOSES AT 12:50 pm GMT

  • Cow 142
  • Duck 184
  • 2025-11-20
  • 326 votes
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Of course the post we put up the other day about sponsoring a farm animal ended in a draw... 19 DEFINITIVE votes for cows and ducks. This is a short one, so get voting quickly! If this ends in a draw, Maffew, Rooooos and Sesh will hash it out on the pod for a winner!

Comments

Adam Jones

Cow! Call it the Uddertaker. Job done

Tormo Mormento (Tom M)

Cowtaholic cowtaholic cowtaholic ! Now Adam’s gone it’s time for Adam PaMilky to take over !

BlackCountrySmoggie

Cow! I get the duck connection, but Maff should do that one himself :D

Conor Bennett

The Cow and Duck and Bastard would be a great pub name, ngl

Seán

Duck Ziggler, I'm here to quack the world

William Lomica

Let's up the stakes. Loser gets eaten on the podcast.

Dakota Hamm

The duck should be called New Quack

HeavyMetalChris

It HAS to be cow so we can name it Kenny O-Mooga!

V

Two ducks. Matthew and Nicholas Quackson. The Young Ducks

Mr Wrestling Jr.

I so badly wanted it to be a pig. And as wonderful as cows are, there's more options for a duck name. Plus I think Maffew would find more joy in laughing about a duck and when he's annoyed joking that he's going to eat it live on the pod 😂

Glenn Dallas

A cow named Owen Mooooooooooson.

Keith

Cowtaholic

n0vakhron0

Laying the Quackdown 😆

Scott

Ducky McDuck.

AutistiCritic

What was wrong with Big Bill for the duck? It’s right there!