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Cultaholic Wrestling Podcast Hall Of Fame Voting

  • The Comments Section From The Hall Of Fame Polls 94
  • The Original Diddler!!! 29
  • Dodgy West Denton Newcastle Graffiti 12
  • 2026-10-06
  • 135 votes
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Content

Each week SESH, Ross and Maffew will nominate someone to enter the incredibly prestigious Cultaholic Hall Of Fame and our Patreon supporters have the chance to decide each week’s winner.  Who should be our next inductee?Listen: http://www.acast.com/cultaholic or wherever you get your podcasts!Watch: https://www.youtube.com/cultaholic 

Comments

Richard Moran

Has anyone called the police to refer them to Joel for his incredibly incriminating pick this week?

Tim Burrito

Joel, I have tried for so long to help you win hall of fame man. But there's so much you can do when you're watching someone's own self destruction in real time

Pooperplex

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨“They say all men are created equal but I am not normal. You add me into the mix and your chances of winning Cultaholic HoF drastically go higher” - Big Poppa Joel P.S Seriously lads can you stop domination of Ross Tweddell Helmsley. Joel I once sent you a DM in which Jey Uso says “Columbus discovered America in 1942”. Joel START CHECKING PEOPLES DM’s This is 2002 levels of terror. What’s going to win next week? “Von Wagner taking a dump in Tesco’s”. Give me a break…

Jay Perks

Joel was sabotaged during his first good pick in eons

John Robert

This might be Joel's best pick in awhile, but I don't think it will beat the comment section. Maybe I should send him some suggestions for next week 😅

David Kent

Team Joel all the way! Wilhelmus van Nassouwe ben ik, van Duitsen bloed, den vaderland getrouwe blijf ik tot in den dood. Een Prinse van Oranje ben ik, vrij, onverveerd, den Koning van Hispanje heb ik altijd geëerd. Up the Holland!

NoahTheBoa

My Uncle was in a coma for 4 Years, I was visiting him while listening to the Podcast. When Joel‘s Hall of Fame pick came on, Suddenly my Uncles vitals spiked he sat up like undertaker grabbed my phone signed up for the Cultaholic Patreon to vote against that awful Pick.

Sampo

Joel's pick was good, but the referee fucked on him.

Jack Gosling

Joel reminds me of Maven, in the sense that he always loses and has crap videos.

Declan McAree

Joel's Hall of Fame picks make me sad 😔

BeulahBukowski

Joel over the past few weeks has made me reflect on the meaning of life and the pointlessness and futility of humanity. May we all burn in an inferno of hell which is no less than we deserve. I would like to continue to pay my Patreon subs on the promise that I’m not paying one filthy pound towards Joel’s HoF thinking time.

The Purple Warrior

At this point, is Joel just doing it for the bit? Are we being worked?

JamesA

Voting for the Hall of Fame comments is too self-congratulatory, so it's got to be the droll Denton graffiti

Highflyingcloud

Next time Sam should mute Joel during his pick and pick something himself, least it wouldn't be a wasted vote

Arturo Chapa

You’re not. He clearly doesn’t think about it beforehand.

Chris

This is clearly the Reign of terror era for Ross and his HOF picks. Maffew is the RVD of the roster, exellent performer, just can't quite get over the line. Loves the electric lettuce And then there's Joel. He's Eugene (but without the enthusiasm). Loved by many, feared by none. Sympathy may be his best hope at this point. Sam might be Bischoff if he did in fact sabotage Joel's pick to a scupper the loveable babyface's push

less than casey

It’s actually mental that’s Joel’s hall of fame peak is the time he nominated a pebble. He should just admit that he hates us, hates the podcast and hates Cultaholic at this point.

William Lomica

"We are professionals who give a shit." And also Joel.

William Lomica

Get well, Uncle. On the positive, it was a comma not a colon.

NoahTheBoa

*Insert Charlotte Flair you got me kid GIF here*

William Lomica

A photo of Jack the Jobber listening to Joel's HOF picks:

WeeMadRach

Joel, if you are stuck for ideas, get yourself on the weird news subreddit. Plenty of good shit there

AbsimiliJon

This has turned into bullying territory. And since when does Ross not find alternative meanings of «diddle» amusing?

Mr Wrestling Jr.

After that wet fart of a nomination by Joel Fletcher this week Maffew should have stood up, turned around, wet farted into the microphone and it would still be better than Joel's pick.

Jamie Brighty (edited)

Comment edits

2026-10-08 10:00 Joel man - the King of the Shaggers, The Shag Man VIP - you may have thought your HoF pick was the bomb, but man alive, it was a dud. The Shag Gods would be merely disappointed by that wet fart of a nomination. C'mon Joel, do us Shaggers proud - and make them happy with a killer pick this week! Go on, tickle their pickle with it... and make it a good one! (PS - That sounded dirty but WAHEY!)
2026-10-06 13:24 Joel man - the King of the Shaggers, The Shag Man VIP - you may have thought your HoF pick was the bomb, but man alive, it was a dud. The Shag Gods would be terribly disappointed by that wet fart of a nomination. C'mon Joel, do us Shaggers proud - and make a sensational pick that'll make them happy! Go and tickle their pickle with it... and make it a good tickle! You know you want to! (PS - That sounded dirty but WAHEY!)

Joel man - the King of the Shaggers, The Shag Man VIP - you may have thought your HoF pick was the bomb, but man alive, it was a dud. The Shag Gods would be terribly disappointed by that wet fart of a nomination. C'mon Joel, do us Shaggers proud - and make a sensational pick that'll make them happy! Go and tickle their pickle with it... and make it a good tickle! You know you want to! (PS - That sounded dirty but WAHEY!)

Jason Jordan

They fucked on Joel this time

Chris Martens

To be fair... This is a Hall of Fame caliber Comments Section. Cheers to all of you. 🥃

wickideazy

Joel. Listen to me and listen carefully. "My string of absolute dogshit HoF picks." It's the only chance you have left.

War Frame

That fuckin' hat got me, haha!

Antler

I proudly voted for Joel's rock, because I believed in it and found it deserving of a spot in this hall of fame. But now, I canot support Joel any longer. Somehow, the effort has gotten lower than literal rock he just found lying around. Do better Joel

Brownbear Barker

Joel, I love you brother. I think you are fantastic on the podcast. However, I am once again begging of you. Do better (this was a solid pick, however, the lead up to it was absolutely woeful). Only love, BB x

Curtis Kalleward

I have tried and failed more than once to help Joel via DMs. How has he earned the nickname Shagger if he ignores people sliding into his DMs?!

Seán

Keep on Joellin'

Matt Dadd

Now Joel knows how Ross felt when he was getting fucked on weeks in a row! 😂

Kendrick Alltop

Ross taking advantage of Joel is ridiculous, and Sam sabotaged his audio. There needs to be justice!!!

El Blanco Noche

Enough is enough! I'm a teacher and when the kid slacking off and bringing down the group project is wreaking havoc I sometimes fight fire with fire. Rescind Joel's pick and make it a collective pick. Maffew and Ross can debate their backup pick. Maybe with Sam's input as a tiebreaker. Joel can make a pick each week and when eventually it is unanimously decided that it's better than either Maffew's or Ross' picks he can make HOF nominations again. Love you Joel but this charade needs to stop.

Glenn Dallas

Feels wrong to vote for us. But I'm doing it anyway. =)

i8u4asnack

The worst thing you can be is not fat, ugly, or stupid. It is also not different, awkward, too much, or too little. The worst thing you can be is locked in a prison of your own self-doubt, riddled with insecurities, and unable to make a coherent pick for the Cultaholic Hall of Fame.

NC

Literally subscribed to the Patreon just to see the comment section

Ollie Walker

Joel has been on a stinker of a run, but nominating somebody who 'Diddles Children'? Come on now... It's like that Always Sunny episode where Frank holds a kids beauty pageant and wants to write a song about NOT diddling them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YmDcCpD1gc

Arturo Chapa

Hahahahahaha Also, always edit your links, deleting the ? And everything after it.

Frank McCormick

Oh, Joel. Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel. It's just... sad at this point. So, so sad.

Arturo Chapa

I love the disembodied voice of Sam.

RoseyDave

Come on Joel it is simple, find something you like, share it with us and don't overthink it. It might seem like we are being cruel but it's for your own good man! We want you to be better!

DeAndre

I love you Joel. You have been a great addition to the Pod. But Jesus Devonte Christ. It’s getting hard to defend you mate.

Graham Wright

Whilst we all take delight in the weekly embarrasment of Joel's picks we're letting Maffew's even worse picks go under the carpet. A few weeks on the trot he's come last with Joel levels of low scores.

Tormo Mormento (Tom M)

I have it on good authority that the board of podcasts is bringing 115 charges against Joel for his questionable hall of fame picks .........good

Jack Cannon

If Mathew is Okada and Ross is Omega. Joel is Vicky Guerrero