One third of humanity's past in one video (plus a piss-take of unboxing videos) (Patreon)

At flipping last!

So sorry for the massive delay. This video ran into several problems.

My new camera was a bit awkward and I had to reshoot half of it. This is the first video with my new kit. Does the new mic sound any better?  I hope it does.  You paid for it, and the new camera, so thanks for those. 

It overran horribly. I thought of three points to make and a gag with product placement, but I digressed and digressed, and then couldn't cut it into three separate videos because of the gag (plus sponsor).

The sponsor company was difficult to persuade that this advert was what it wanted.

The massive file strained my computer equipment a bit.

But it is here, in all its ever-so-long glory.

I will think long and hard before ever accepting a product-placement video again. At first I was reluctant, but was persuaded. I hope it is relevant enough and amusing enough.