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Hiltshire Construction Project (Patreon)

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2024-04-06 09:52:43
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2026-06
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Hi adventurers,

The Kingdom of Hiltshire is a castle city with 3 rings of buildings and a sword-shaped castle at its centre, resembling the sword in the stone that Baltad left in the Enchanted Forest.

And it's about time we mapped it!

Here's how to leave your mark on the city:

If you'd like to be in Section 1, choose one of the houses pictured (A1-14, B1-13, C1-14, D1-14) - first in, first served

Tell me if it's a Home or a Shop!Tell me who lives there (Legendary heroes are fine, but let's keep it in the scope of people who would actually live in Hiltshire. No giant monsters or time-travelling robots or Kings of other Kingdoms.)If its a Shop, what's the name of the shop? What does it sell? (Let's keep that swordy too!)

It will be tracked from here

And that's it! Let's build a city!

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Jean-luc Lawlor

C14 please. A sworf named Hugh Mungus owns a tea room there called the sword in the scone. They sell all sort of sweet and savoury treats of all types. Or at least, they take a stab at it

Rose Abel

B5 please. It's a sword spa offering customised treatment plans to fit your sword's unique care needs. Pointed Pampering is run by a young human woman called Anati who's a little too keen on her job

Jean-luc Lawlor

Are we allowed to submit multiple ideas if the spots stay empty for a while? Or is it one per patron?

Joy Sung

No location preference. Halbert's Hilt Haven, sells both stock and custom hilts for blades of all kinds, and offers repairs too.

Joy Sung

His living quarters are on the 2nd floor of the shop

Yannic Klink

B14 Sabines Stingy Things A Souvenier-Shop for Pins, (sword)magnets, (sword)Mugs and sort of And flags and scarfs during sworenements Everything is made and sold from Sabine, the elvish shop owner

Paperdust

C5 Hack-Jack's Braid Blades A shop that sells sword-themed hair accessories as well as being a hair dresser. The owner, Hack-Jack is a shapeshifting slime-like entity who can work with a diverse range of hairstyles for different clients.

Jen Mart

No location preference. Home of a scribe who wrote a terrible children's books about a world where metal is so rare, swords are made tiny and are tied to the end of long poles.

D. Ram

D14, please! A residential home; a small cottage originally from the village that was here before the walls expanded enough to absorb it into the city. Still haunted by it's original owner, Karl-Heinz Sheath. They say if you help with a small task in maintaining/cleaning the cottage, you get to rest there for free and get access to KH's extensive board-game collection.

dangerblue67c0d5

B12, please. A so-called alchemist/doctor runs his practice there, but he’s seemingly remarkably bad at his job. All of his remedies revolve around eating or burning random herbs and diffusing scented oils and collecting rocks with oddly specific auras, and he frequently claims to have found new cure-alls. He calls himself Slick (as a joke on account of all the oils he peddles, if you ask him), and his pharmacy/practice is called What Oils You (as a pun on What Ails You). In my head he’s a snake man, but there aren’t any snake men that I recall in the setting, so he can be either a human or an elf 👀

Marcus

A14. Quan's Noodle Emporium (it's sort of a public house, but it only serves noodles and drinks from Katana) run by Quan and his family. Quan is a stooped old man with a swordcane from Katana and sells noodles and noodle dishes from the home country to everyone who comes or goes through the main gate (or he tries). He insists of course that everyone eat them using CHOP-sticks (the only proper way to eat jainmein, sword-noodles), which of course almost no one knows how to do.

Hen

D13. Toy shop! Sword shaped kites, stabbing blocks (stacking blocks), rapier bears, moldable claymore-doh, and more. Run by a sentient Rapier Bear that was animated by accident when it was given an actual magic rapier. His name is Sir Stabbington and he wears a red bucket hat that he hides orange marmablade sandwiches under

Jackson rosen

C4 please. its a shop and the name is gibberish because it is run by person whose eyes are the only thing seen due to the scarf and big jacket. they are short and sell magical chain swords. (the whip type) is also shy. some of the shelfs in the shop are to high up to reach so he uses wires that come from the inside of his cloak. when he speaks its is not understandable. thank you so much

Mashknight88

D7 please. A shop by a young woman named Maria that sells flowers which each pot grow different kinds but there are a few that can look like that one in a Little Shop of Horrors if they're are not properly watered. Thank you =)

Death From the Ankles Down

D10 please. It's a a home of the sword wielding bounty hunting dog Lafrida(also known as Death from the ankles down) and her handler mage, named blue eyes(who is an ice mage). This place is more of a vacation home for when they're not traveling and hunting for bounties. This character is not my idea but from another web comic I read call wanted dead or dead. 😁

Kevin H.

A7 please. Shop run by Gladius Maximus, the former gladiator. It's called "Fabulous Fashionable Footwear." He sells all sorts of weapons and armor to use in the Swornament. He focuses on Boots, Greaves, Shoes, and other footwear because he believes that you need good footing in a fight. (Feel free to change the name, I'm not attached to it).

Beau Meingossner

B13 please, it’s a Music shop called the Sharp Notes run by a guy that wears fancy clothes named Cedric DeThomas. He sells sword themed instruments! He lives on the second floor.

Beau Meingossner

One such instrument that he sells is a piano with swords for keys

Jude

A5 please - No.1 Bladies Detective Agency & Printing Shop. Run by Brilliant Mynd a 6ft 4 non binary ace, ex-swordmeister with an interchangeable prosthetic right arm *below the elbow) either a pen, typeface picker or Bladie. Their assistant is a baboon, Betty, who was taught to speak and read by a rogue wizard later executed for animal experimentation. Brilliant & Betty each have a 50% stake in the buisness. Sometimes they hire a crow, to cover surveilance for their client's cases.

Shank Mugen

C13 please - A shop that sells and fits prosthetic blades (teeth, claws, limbs, etc) for pets, called "Shank's Infinite Shivs", it is adorned with many Shivs, Daggers, Shanks, and other small blades, and prosthetic animal limbs The shopkeeper, One-Legged Shank, is a Goblin with a prosthetic Sword-leg, and is a master of prosthetics, but refuses to make any prosthetic for those which are not pets, but if you can convince him that something is a pet, he will make the best Prosthetic in this side of the sword (world)

Khaisz

B6 - The Swinn, a sword theme bar/inn where almost everything is shaped like a part of a sword. Tables are shaped like Sword Hilts with a round Crossguard The legs of the Chairs are 4 swords with the seat being a big flat oval pummel. The Beds are shaped like a thick Greatsword. (Think Clouds sword or Marais Executioner from Elden Ring) Every drink regardless of what you order is served with a tiny sword umbrella. Food is served with a knife and 3 tiny swords stuck to the same hilt instead of a fork. Even the candles lighting up the rooms is shaped like swords, with the hilt being the candle holder and the candle being the blade part.

D'Artagnan Wayland

B4 - Platius the Baker's House, human, they just love making cinna-mon swords for work

theLordFire

B7: a home of Hatick Hendemier, a human smiths apprentice. He has talent for both smithing and swordfighting, but he prefers to create weapons. He only tests them on dummies since he doesn’t like violence. He really enjoys his work and wants to start his own smithy or take over his masters smithy. He still has much to learn before he is ready for that tough. He has a collection of some of the swords he created, all displayed in his house. His house is a mess because he spends most of his time at work, only the display cases are clean and taken care of.

Anna Croghan

C12 please, Would be a tavern named The Empty Sheath. Proprietor is an older woman named Olive. A empty sheath hangs above the bar. It looks well worn as if it has seen many battles and adventures, but Olive won't talk about it.

Anna Croghan

C12 please. A tavern named the Empty Sheath. Owner is an older woman named Olive. A well warn empty sheath hangs over the bar. It looks to have seen many an adventure, but Olive will not talk about it.

Jekotia

For any location: A haggard (and delusional) old gnome that runs a sword museum, but doesn't believe swords are real and is infact a charlatan peddling fake swords. Nothing in the museum is real, and he believes the residents of Hiltshire to be the most gullible fools to ever live.