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Jack: (*Plan what he is going to do with the new information he learned from Bruise.)

Bruise: *Grumpy sounds

Jack: Ohh. Somebody finally woke up.

Bruise: Good evening gaybo.

Jack: HEY! Don’t call me that.

Bruise: But I saw you spying on my erection.

Jack: NOO! NO! I… I was looking at… Uhm... The scar on your chest.

Bruise: Hmm. This one? Ahahaha, yeah, it looks sexy, right?

Jack: Yeah. I mean, NO! I MEAN… Uhh, just tell me how you got that…

Bruise: As you know, we straight dudes love more fighting with other men than you gays. So I was in a fight…

Jack: With what? A werewolf?

Bruise: Ahahaha! Nice one. But no. He just had a weapon. So I just had my fists. But ı beat him up so bad. Unfortunately, we both were hospitalized.

Jack: OMG, what is your life?

Bruise: Nahh! I was younger at that time. I don’t like those shits anymore. I am an old man. You guys call us “daddy” right?

Jack: Yeah, some gays do that. Not me.

Bruise: (*Leans on Jack and starts to talk with a sneaky smile) What would happen if I ask you to call me daddy?

Jack: (*Blushes)Wha!!! What are you doing?

Bruise: AHAHAHA, I am just kidding chill. I like women, forget?

Jack: Gezz, sometimes you scare the shit out of me.

Bruise: Don’t be such a girl. Hey, what is this?

Jack: What is wha- HEY, give it to me!!!

Bruise: Okay, Okay… But what is tho?

Jack: It's… It’s called a jockstrap.

Bruise: Is this a kind of underwear?

Jack: Yeah.

Bruise: But why is the back side completely ope- Ohhh!!! Now I see. This is just another fantasy stuff for gays.

Jack: Shut up! It is so comfortable, okay? I love it because it is comfortable. That’s all.

Bruise: Hmmm… You say so. Can I try one? Do you have a clean one, or are they all dirty like you?

Jack: Wha?? Why do you ask for one?

Bruise: DUHH??? To wear it, of course.

Jack: Are you kidding me? You are straight.

Bruise: A straight man can do whatever a gay man can do. So just give me one, okay?

Jack: O…Okay. I have a red one. Is it okay?

Bruise. Yeah sure.

Jack: Here. You can keep it if you like.

Bruise: Oh, I’m sure you would like to take it back after I use it.

Jack: JUST TAKE IT. I AM NOT A PERV.

Bruise: AHAHAHAH. I love teasing you so bad. Anyway, I will go and sleep now. I will take a photo for you once I use it.

Jack: Sleep??? Photo??? Wha-

Bruise: BYE. (*Closes the room door)

Jack: You fucking…

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