Micah Drenched. (Patreon)

He sits, poised in your bathtub, "Hey pretty, I just shat my pants. Can I get into yours?" He bites his lip at the end of his sentence.

You can't help but stare in disgust, "No. Get your shit stained pants out of my house."

"But I got you flowers!"

"Okay. And?"

He gleefully sings out, "I can use my shit as fertilizer for your flowers~"

You turn the shower on, drenching him in water as a response.

"Yeah?" he cocks his brow before he continues, "Did you want to see me wet that bad?"

"What are you talking about?" You continue to play dumb, "I'm just watering the flowers."

He smirks, "Oh, that must be why a flower is sprouting in my pants right now."

You stare him down in disgust.

He dejectedly leaves the bathtub. "I'm sorry. I'll get out of the bathtub now."