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Greetings brothers!  I know you’ve all been waiting with baited breath for the words from your Flashgitz forefathers to descend from the heavens. Well, sound the trumpets because it’s finally here. Flashgitz Friday. And oh boy, it’s a special one.“But every Flashgitz Friday is so special! What makes this one any different?” Aww, I should tussle your hair for such a cute question. Today’s Flashgitz Friday is special because I get to deliver some important and exciting news! EPISODE 3’S SCRIPT IS FINISHED!

No you’re not dreaming! Well, you might be. Best pinch yourself and check.

We’re looking at about 23 pages of Space King excitement! I know 23 pages sounds like a lot (because it is), but believe it or not, this is after we cut everything down. Because APPARENTLY 12 pages of Hatemonger reading statistics isn’t good television.

In addition to finishing the script, we’ve begun pre-production for the rest of Episode 3, and boy it’s a doozie. We’ve already begun the process of hiring more storyboard artists so we can get this episode and future episodes boarded quickly. More people means faster production, and faster production means more Space King! They say 9 women can’t make a baby in one month, but has anyone ever thought to try?

With this news of the script being finished, I’d like to again thank all of our supporters, to whom I had to confess every week that the script needed more time in the oven. Your patience hasn’t gone unnoticed. Now, let’s get to the fun stuff!

Our new gang sign that is guaranteed* to not get you shot. (We cannot guarantee this.)

Captain as a baby. Isn’t he precious?

Raiding the Globule daycare (they’re kept in better condition than the little boys.)

Above are some animation clips that were recently submitted for Space King’s title sequence and the intro for Episode 1. In addition to the animation, we’ve also been working on the music for the title sequence, so it’s NOT just going to be Captain praying to Space King surrounded by silence. Sorry to disappoint you! To those of you who hate cool music, you can enjoy these next few images in complete silence.

If we get 10 million a month on Patreon, we’ll build a Christ the Redeemer-sized Space King statue in Texas.

If we get 20 million, we’ll build a slightly smaller one in Harlem.

The remnants of the best kind of battle there is: a one-sided one.

As you can see, things are heating up behind the scenes, and it’s only going to get a lot more insane from here on out as we push on with preproduction for the rest of Episode 3. Frankly, I don’t think I could ever get tired of seeing what our artists are pushing out. But just in case YOU are, we have some more fan art to show off!

From @Deathink on Twitter. This was one of the earliest pieces of fan art for Space King - dating back to December of 2023! Give this man a senior citizens discount.

Yes, you think you’re hilarious by drawing our manly characters as anime girls, @GirdielBohmer on Twitter. And I know what you were doing making her dark-skinned.

I need to wash my eyes out with something a little less heretical. This Space King X Warhammer 40k fanart was done by @jayzillax on Instagram. 

Wow, what a great blogpost. I have to really pat myself on the back for this one. But you know who deserves a bigger pat on the back? YOU GUYS! Thank you to our Brothers and Greedy Brothers for making this all possible. We wouldn’t be as far as we are now without your generous support. So buckle up, because we only have a few months left until SPACE KING 3.PRAISE BE, BROTHERS!

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David

My anus could not be more dilated.

Suspicious_Duck

BY THE SPACE KING, CEASE! I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT!

Royce Walker

Female Hate Monger is right. No Lube for aliens.. Hail Space King! B Positive.

Tyler Eckhardt

10 million of us and then we get a place to worship eh? If the Mormons can do it why can’t we.

Lord Aubell

I'm throbbing with excitment

PapiChurro

I reluctantly accept all this space king in lieu of more big brain because I love space king

Mason and Britton

Praise be to Space King! May Episode 3 be upon us!

Raam-Locust

Hatemama is something I didn’t know I needed… PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING

wheeler_hayes

Praise B+ to Space King Brothers. May we strive for a statue of our glorious leader.

Ree Mcgee

Praise space king

Mark McG

I'm practicing my new gang sign now

John Dolan

"Because APPARENTLY 12 pages of Hatemonger reading statistics isn’t good television." WRONG. So wrong it's worthy of severe punishment. PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING.

TheSpartanPenguin

12 pages of Hatemonger reading statistics audiobook when?

ShellShockOIF

I dunno... I kinda wanna see Hatemonger reading them statistics...

Big Kahuna

When do the hatemonger boxes ship?

Colin Fish

Do we have a shipping date for that last run of Space King hoodies and tees?

Ty

12 pages of Hatemonger reading statistics!? Don’t tease me with a good time

Flashgitz

Hey man! If you check out the website you'll see that all merch orders were pre-orders for April! So shipments are right around the corner!

Ollanius Pius

Like many if my honorable battle brothers i would happily take an episode of Hatemonger reading statistics.

Benjamin Nicholas

Is there any possible chance of meatcanyon playing a character in an episode? Not just a 1 scene and done but for a whole episode?

Jon

You guys are the first patreon I've ever subscribed too. My wife and I adore Space King and have brought us closer together (cheesy I know.)

Crochet with Swords

I have my popcorn and beer ready for Hatemonger's readings

Banammock

Hatemonger does not send brothers on penance crusades- he holds penance seminars.

Mika Faust

Any chance we'll get a reading of those twelve pages of statistics? Sounds like it would be a wild listen

Carter L Cox

WHERES MY HATEMONGER CEREAL!!!! All and all yall are the best!!!

Robbie Flay

@GirdielBohmer is doing god's work.

Sklave

Shipping out next month

AlienSpawn

Will the intro music be more action metal or more of a gothic overture?

Soggyhotdogbun

As a Texan, I would 100% welcome a space king statue

Thomas Spettel

A statue of space king himself. Nice!!!!!

Sklave

Would be cool if it was just epic dark choir. Like a chant.

TorTuga

Praise be to Space King!

Sklave

Remember boys. Tom and Don said they’d love to make action figures with glow up mouths and voice line functions if they get enough money.

Joshy Hislop

Has anyone else had issues getting the replacement hoodies from creator ink?

lost light

I’ve been trying to reach them for the replacement hoodies. It was supposed to be sent in February they said but they never delivered it and now they won’t respond to me at all. It’s growing increasingly frustrating. I also messaged a pm to the creators and have been waiting for about 2 days from them to respond as well. What’s going on?

lost light

Literally me too. They won’t respond to me and it’s been two days since I tried to reach out to the creators on patron as well but they have yet to get back to me either. It’s incredibly frustrating. They said from the creators ink or whatever the replacements were supposed to be shipped in February. I still have yet to receive mine :/

Joshy Hislop

I had a reply from creator ink that said they are no longer working with flashgitz so I’m guessing they aren’t being replaced 🫤 not blaming the boys, am sure the next hoodies will be better

Sklave

In a conversation I had with Flashgitz they said that due to issues Creator Ink isnt working with them anymore. Sounds like they wont be able to replace your hoodie. However Flashgitz made it clear that they are going to get their fans proper hoodies one way or another. Tom and Don are cool dudes, theyre gonna help their fans out.

lost light

Well no they weren’t but they still have an obligation to replace the items. They said to me that they were still working on the product replacement. I don’t think I misread what they said to me in the message?

Sklave

They said they are going to get you a hoodie one way or another, so whether its a free one later on, or something. You will get your monies worth.

Joshy Hislop

Yeah this creator ink company is definitely the issue, had a back and forth with them and they sound like they’ve just walked away from the issue. hoodie will just be a cool collectors piece, Looking forward to the new hatemonger hoodie 🔥

lost light

Yeah it just sucks because that was the one I really wanted because I loved the beautiful design. The creator ink is definitely the issue. But I’m sure the boys will make it right. They’re really nice and respectful. I am just irritated this creator ink dragged me along for about a year or so. Like it was their mess up so why should we or the boys have to deal with it? I would like some cool legacy thing like “the forgotten ones” or some legacy item or pin showcasing our loyalty to the divine greatness that is Space King :,)

Antonio Oliveira

My space King shirt arrived today and I gotta say it looks great and the quality is astounding! Looks even better in person!!! Can’t wait to get the sweaters in the mail now!

TheIronomega

ditto still in the dark as well?