FLASHGITZ FRIDAY (Patreon)

Brothers! Welcome back to yet another Flashgitz Friday.

Firstly, let’s address the 2nd channel-sized elephant in the room - There will not be a new video on the second channel this week. All that talk last week about having a new video? It was all just.. A.. um.. test of faith from Space King himself!

Okay, for real though…

The video is shot and mostly edited, but we have a lot of loose ends that need tying up before the video is ready to go, so we’re gonna push it to next week. I’m sorry I got your hopes up, but how about I make this a big fat juicy Flashgitz Friday to make up for it, okay?

I’ll even share a few images from the video to prove I’m not just making everything up.

Meanwhile, at Flashgitz Headquarters…

“We did it, Don. Operation: rugpull was a success.”

“Now for the next phase of our plan… replacing Hatemonger with a female psycho-warrior. Every streaming service in the nation will want to buy it. I can almost smell the money.”

Keep an eye on the second channel NEXT week. And if not next week, the week after that. We’ve already filmed a few other videos, so once that first one is up, we’re OFF TO THE RACES, BABY!

Now, as for Space King Episode 3…

We’ve been hitting production pretty hard. A lot of the pre-production stuff is already done, so despite what it looks like, the cartoon is about 70% complete. 

A lot of what largely needs to be done at this point is making backgrounds for every single goddamn shot. Right now, the background department is in the lines and sketch stages on a good portion of the backgrounds. Check em out.

You can vaguely see a phantom of a warrior, defending his Minecraft home with fervor. Have I already made a Minecraft joke?

A nice big hall for Chestnut and Hatemonger to frolic around it.

Camera movement showing how the camera pulls out. Like your father should have. Boom. Roasted. 

The thought of trying to keep the perspective correct in some of these shots makes me nauseous. But that’s no problem because we only hire the best artists here at Flashgitz. Praise be!

Moving from backgrounds, we’ve got a handful of new submissions from the other departments. Some departments, like assets, have a lot of their work completed for this episode, so they’re shifting a bit over to design work along with special poses.

Why is Bryce so frequently seen naked? Will his penis appear in every episode?

Space King’s Sacred Little League Trophy

The Legendary Green Sword of Phallic Imagery. Pommel attacks also count as t-bags.

Kevin from the Kevin Legion (it’s just him. He makes up the whole legion.)

“Captain, take a look at this Powerpoint I made on this new plan I have…”

“I call it Operation: Rugpull!”

“Aw, shucks Bryce, you sure did put a lot of thought into this.”

“Hehe, well, thank you Captain. I did learn from the best…”

Sorry, got carried away playing with my dollies.

Let’s wrap up this Flashgitz Friday with a few shots of everyone’s favorite Hate-filled monger, Hatemonger. He’s got another sermon coming up and we want to have him warmed-up for the audience.

It would be gay for someone ELSE to flog him. This is totally fine.

What do you think made him gag?

Hatemonger’s own menacing Praise Be pose. 

As this Flashgitz Friday comes to a close, I want to thank all our Brothers and Greedy Brothers for all your support. We couldn’t make Space King (or the definitely coming 2nd Channel content) without you. Your patience and your patronage is very appreciated as we continue to keep making the quality content you all deserve. Space King 3 is going to be awesome and we can’t wait for you guys to see it.

Oh, and let us know what kind of videos you want to see on the second channel! We keep getting stuck talking about demographics and statistics.

Now enough of all the boring shit, let’s get to the FANART!

Fate of a Heretic by @Ellkellz on Twitter. Probably one of my favorite Exsanguinator pieces so far.

The Hell-Braisers by @DeanMamnevArt on Twitter. It’s metal as fuck and I love it.

Captain by @thedrawingplanet on Instagram. Captain looks so tuff in this pic.

Thank you everyone for your support, and I’ll see you next Friday!

Praise be!