FLASHGITZ FRIDAY (Patreon)

Brothers! Welcome back to yet another Flashgitz Friday. Pile on in here! The fire marshall said we can have 1000 readers in here at a time. We’ve got Space King and T&D updates for you today! It’s going to be hard juggling two shows at once from now on, but don’t forget that you guys are contractually obligated to watch everything we put out from now on. That includes Tom and Don channel videos.Let’s kick it off this jam-packed Flashgitz Friday with what you’re all here for: SPACE KING THU-REEEE!!!!

Space King 3’s progress has been incredible. “Incredible” may be a strong word, but fuck it, I’m excited! The toon is in great shape and it’s already so fun to look at. You’d pat yourself on the back too if you had a baby that looked this good! We’ve been getting a lot of comp’d shots being submitted and they are looking BEAUTIFUL. GORGEOUS. STUNNING, even! The whole toon is coming together very nicely. Take a look at some of the recent submissions:

I went to the world of squares and saw you there. HAW!

Captain asking High Command if he can play his DS in bed.

Whatever he’s saying, he’s probably right. The Bryce agenda starts now!We also got a few new backgrounds! They’re looking pretty sweet, and we’ve moved on past a lot of hallway shots, which looked great, but they didn’t make for interesting blogposts. Unless I photoshopped a Bucee beaver in there somewhere.Take a look and tell us what you think! Just compliments, of course.

Dopamine-addicted aliens need a lot of screens at once.

Seems someone dropped their Space Crack on the way to the bathroom.

“I SWEAR it’s not mine.” Said the shady one who reeks of space weed.Animation steadily continues in Space King 3. It’s looking pretty fucking good, but don’t just take my word for it! Check it out for yourselves and decide if it’s worth upping your patronage ;) 

Power-blink. It sends waves of energy to your balls, making them explode.

“Look, purple guy, don’t be offended if you don’t get ship art right away.”

“Bryce what the fuck does he mean by “Bryce Agenda”?Before we move onto the Tom and Don channel update: We’ve been continuously working on new merchandise that we all know you’re going to LOVE that’ll drop with Space King 3. I can’t spill the beans on anything yet, but just make sure you guys are ready for a really sick-ass merch drop. What could it be? Anything! Okay I’ll give you one hint: they’re NOT NFTs. I hope that doesn’t give anything away. (They’re really not NFTs. This isn’t me being cute. Can you imagine if we just chased everyone away by making gay little NFTs? Embarrassing!)How have you guys been enjoying the Tom and Don channel’s resurgence? Did you enjoy the P Diddy video? What did you like about it? What did you LOVE about it? What parts did you hate? We can’t dominate the internet without your valuable input. It’s been a lot of hard work, but we’re very excited with where the channel’s going.

Lack of sleep hasn’t been taking its toll on Don at all.We got so many great responses to our video Ranking Diddy's 9 funniest alleged victims. We especially like the comments with compliments in them. Keep those up. The background paintings take a lot of fucking work to place in and get right, so it was nice to see some of you appreciating those as well.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?! (Also, Don has some really long legs, doesn’t he? He’s like a flesh-toned grasshopper.)

Thank you all for supporting the Tom and Don channel. Your support means we can shovel more time and effort into Space King episodes. . Keep an eye out for a new video on the Tom and Don channel, where the next topic of discussion is our bread and butter: Warhammer 40k (the bread) and racism (the butter.)I promise the video is about Warhammer.Thank you Brothers and Greedy brothers! Without you, we wouldn’t be able to make Space King OR have videos discussing [alleged] sex offenders! You truly make the world go round <3NOW ONTO THE FAN ART!!!Ripped Hatemonger by @Aleta_Carno on Twitter . I appreciate using black skin as a place holder.. and not as some sort of statement.Bryce by @ThomasSpettel on Twitter. BRYCE AGENA! WOOF WOOF WOOF!

HIGH COMMAND FAN ART by @maljackie4ever on Twitter. I haven’t seen a High Command thirst trap yet. This is a new one for me…Praise be brothers! See you next week!